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[cardcore]

Before I play online, I always do the same thing. I warm up a glass of milk, plop in some chocolate syrup and garnish it with a bit of whipped cream. It's not quite a hot chocolate, just a warm chocolate. Simply divine. It always seems to relax me and prepare me for a winning session. The first time I ever did this, I managed to book a very large win at $10/$20nl, and since then it's become sort of a force of habit.

A few nights ago I was winding down my work day and I decided I wanted to play some poker. I went to my kitchen and opened the cupboard to find my favorite mug. It's the one with the puppy on the side that says "To the World's Best Poker Player." Below that it has a cute little pawprint and says "Love, Spot." It gives me the cuddlies every time I look at it. Squeee!

I poured the milk into the mug and popped it into the microwave for 45 seconds. I usually put it on for 30 seconds, but I was in the mood for a hotter drink. When I took the mug out, the milk was bubbling just a little bit, as if to say, "You made me too hot!" I gingerly placed the mug down on the counter and opened the refrigerator to get the chocolate syrup. I unscrewed the cap and began pouring the syrup into the mug, when an unbelievable force came over me. The next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and I was vigorously thrusting into the milk-filled mug, chocolate syrup and milk spraying everywhere and covering the cabinets. I couldn't control myself. I felt like a wild animal with an urge to hump. I screamed like a banshee until I cracked the mug and tore into my skin, just before I fell onto the floor in a puddle of milk, sweat, blood and chocolate syrup.

[Tosh]

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[TB17]

I believe every word of this story.

[SlapStick]

did you still have a winning session?

[king1305]

What do you mean you ain't got no goddamn whoppers anymore mother fucker?

[MNBassin]

doesn't everybody do this???

[kobe2odom8]

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[AceJackOffS]

Before I play online, I always do the same thing. I warm up a glass of milk, plop in some chocolate syrup and garnish it with a bit of whipped cream. It's not quite a hot chocolate, just a warm chocolate. Simply divine. It always seems to relax me and prepare me for a winning session. The first time I ever did this, I managed to book a very large win at $10/$20nl, and since then it's become sort of a force of habit.

A few nights ago I was winding down my work day and I decided I wanted to play some poker. I went to my kitchen and opened the cupboard to find my favorite mug. It's the one with the puppy on the side that says "To the World's Best Poker Player." Below that it has a cute little pawprint and says "Love, Spot." It gives me the cuddlies every time I look at it. Squeee!

I poured the milk into the mug and popped it into the microwave for 45 seconds. I usually put it on for 30 seconds, but I was in the mood for a hotter drink. When I took the mug out, the milk was bubbling just a little bit, as if to say, "You made me too hot!" I gingerly placed the mug down on the counter and opened the refrigerator to get the chocolate syrup. I unscrewed the cap and began pouring the syrup into the mug, when an unbelievable force came over me. The next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and I was vigorously thrusting into the milk-filled mug, chocolate syrup and milk spraying everywhere and covering the cabinets. I couldn't control myself. I felt like a wild animal with an urge to hump. I screamed like a banshee until I cracked the mug and tore into my skin, just before I fell onto the floor in a puddle of milk, sweat, blood, chocolate syrup and my own tears.

FYP

[Vick12]

Have u met NavyButtons?

[gatortom64]

I think you forgot some other body fluids!!

[HighwayStar]

Before I play online, I run home, to play online.

[BeaverStyle]

I, for one, did NOT see that coming.

No pun intended.

[terradawg]

mmm, chocolate....

[NoSup4U]

Have u met NavyButtons?

LOL

Mark

[theinvestor]

i just masterbate. time to go play.......

[Cappy37]

I load the kids up with Nyquill and *pray*.

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[king_tanner]

I approve of this story.

And before I play on line I shit and/or piss.

Because you can't miss any hands bay-beeeee.

[Bshealey786]

LMAO best post ever...

Lets just hope you didn't win a big in that session, or else you've got a new tradition!

[finztotheleft]

No warm apple pie available ?

[Mercury69]

Strooooooke it