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Started by mtdesmoines, Jan 18 2008 07:06 PM
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:06 PM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:09 PM
Hmmm...do i take the bait on this intentionally vague, attention-seeking post?
no
no
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:11 PM
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 7:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm...do i take the bait on this intentionally vague, attention-seeking post?
no
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Too late. Good news: ground floor. Nice work.
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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It's not a flying tour group, Jerome
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:12 PM
QUOTE (jeff_536 @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 7:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm...do i take the bait on this intentionally vague, attention-seeking post?
no
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hemorrhoids, obv
I'm retired.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:12 PM
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Too late. Good news: ground floor. Nice work.
i have a seventh sense about these kinds of things
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:22 PM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:24 PM
Good ideas??
I dont suffer from delusions
I enjoy them
I enjoy them
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:26 PM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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it takes determination to be a drunk
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:32 PM
lesions?
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:37 PM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:49 PM
blacks living in your neighborhood?
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:52 PM
Hookers left to be killed?
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:55 PM
republican presidential candidates?
wait. no.
rocks in your socks?
wait. no.
rocks in your socks?
if you're not playing the notes in front of you it's not mozart.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:00 PM
Number of quality posts made by the OP on a month to month basis?
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:17 PM
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Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:17 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 7:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
blacks living in your neighborhood?
i was trying to think of a racist joke similar to this, but couldn't come up with anything good. this one has the right amount of subtlety and panache.
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 8:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Number of quality posts made by the OP on a month to month basis?
i haven't slept in a very very long time (hence today's crazy posting spree), but this one made me laugh for about 10 seconds. for reference, about 10 seconds is the longest i laugh nowadays.
if you're not playing the notes in front of you it's not mozart.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:20 PM
thank you sir...now, on to less amusing guesses.
sperm count?
Wife's fertile eggs?
number of people who actually care about the answer to this riddle?
final answer
sperm count?
Wife's fertile eggs?
number of people who actually care about the answer to this riddle?
final answer
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:22 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 7:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
blacks living in your neighborhood?
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Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:23 PM
QUOTE (mtdesmoines @ Friday, January 18th, 2008, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOL, I doubt you'd find one within 5 miles
yeah, now
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 08:24 PM
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
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