Barking Dog

[HollywoodAFD 0]

Got any suggestions... funny or perhaps seriously helpful... on how to deal with a neighbors barking dog?Constant...whining.. and yelping. I blame him for 3 of my on-line losses this week (jk)

[nutzbuster 7]

Raw hambuger nugget?, meet anti freeze.

[quadaces 0]

Have Newman and Kramer Dognap it and set it free in the country!

[Balloon guy 158]

1. Buy Dog Whistle2. Random late night whistle fest3. Watch neighbor buy barking collar4. profit

[HollywoodAFD 0]

Have Newman and Kramer Dognap it and set it free in the country!

Funny.... I would get caught in a "hire for dognap" undercover sting .. lol

[ShakeZuma 586]

aren't you cute

[navybuttons 16]

move to antarctica or any other place where they don't have internet.

[Doug 0]

Feed him to the koreans.

[nhlfan 0]

Here's a serious reply....Call the cops and tell them that it's been barking for like 2 hours or something. Most local laws are only if the dog has been barking for over an hour (i used to president of our homeowners association and got calls all the time, like I'm going to personally go over there and ask them to shut up their dog), so if you keep calling and tell them it's been over an hour, they will do something. If you just say it's barking, they'll just talk crap about you after you hang up.Coating a milk-bone with super glue and feeding him really quick might do the trick as well

[GWCGWC 83]

I think you could hire Dutch to "take care" of the problem. I'm guessing he won't be cheap but depending on how high you were playing on the interweb it could be worth it.

[Influcted 0]

[HollywoodAFD 0]

Nice ! I'll take 2 !

[gatortom64 1]

I want to mount 2 on the front of my truck during rush hour!!!!

[Pot Odds RAC 23]

Ummm......how has this become so difficult in our society?Turn off the Internet, and put down the cell phone for 5 minutes and go next door to your neighbor and start a face-to-face conversation. Explain to the person who lives 100 feet away from you that their dog needs some attention and his barking is quite disturbing....or you can take any number of passive aggressive suggestions that don't actually force you to have actual human interaction but involve police, other escalating tensions with a neighbor, or result in harm to the innocent animal.You decide.

[HollywoodAFD 0]

Click your heels three times Dorothy and say "There's no place like home"Scene 1: Neighbor knocks "Knock Knock"Door opens N1: "Well Hello there neighbor"N2: "I hate to bother you..but your dog barks for 7 hours a day and it makes it difficult for us to hear the TV or for the kids to do their homework."N1: "Wow. I had no idea. I am sorry. I'll take care of the problem right away."N2: "Thanks neighbor"Scene 2: Neighbor knocks "Knock Knock"Door opensN1: "yea?"N2: "Hey bud... man... is there anything you could do with your dog so he doesn't bark all day?"N1: "No"N2: "I really wish you would reconsider"N1: "Get the fu&* off my porch!"N2 retrieves handgun from pocket. BAM!N2 goes to jail where there is no poker. (not the kind that I want to play anyways)

[finztotheleft 0]

Turn off the Internet, and put down the cell phone for 5 minutes and go next door to your neighbor and start a face-to-face conversation. Explain to the person who lives 100 feet away from you that their dog needs some attention and his barking is quite disturbing.

Exactly.If you don't get a good response, call the dog officer.

[ajs510 122]

Ummm......how has this become so difficult in our society?Turn off the Internet, and put down the cell phone for 5 minutes and go next door to your neighbor and start a face-to-face conversation. Explain to the person who lives 100 feet away from you that their dog needs some attention and his barking is quite disturbing....or you can take any number of passive aggressive suggestions that don't actually force you to have actual human interaction but involve police, other escalating tensions with a neighbor, or result in harm to the innocent animal.You decide.

Hey, check out No Fun Guy!

[jmkiser 0]

Ummm......how has this become so difficult in our society?Turn off the Internet, and put down the cell phone for 5 minutes and go next door to your neighbor and start a face-to-face conversation. Explain to the person who lives 100 feet away from you that their dog needs some attention and his barking is quite disturbing....or you can take any number of passive aggressive suggestions that don't actually force you to have actual human interaction but involve police, other escalating tensions with a neighbor, or result in harm to the innocent animal.You decide.

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