SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 This is a (crappy) Thread. The (crappy) Thread rules are as follows:1. If RodReynolds posts in the thread it is officially over and anyone who posts after him is dead to me.2. Gay jokes are NOT allowed. 3. Rule 2 can and should be ignored.4. If anyone but chrozzo posts a "Hi" or a "weeeeeeeee" I will literally rip their face off.5. No talk about Boston sports teams. Fuck you all.6. Lolli is only allowed if she posts the pics of her cheerleading days.7. Every fifth post must pay homage to Mr. Zimmerlin by quoting one of his many GENIUS POSTS. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 This is a (crappy) Thread. The (crappy) Thread rules are as follows:1. If RodReynolds posts in the thread it is officially over and anyone who posts after him is dead to me.2. Gay jokes are NOT allowed. 3. Rule 2 can and should be ignored.4. If anyone but chrozzo posts a "Hi" or a "weeeeeeeee" I will literally rip their face off.5. No talk about Boston sports teams. Fuck you all.6. Lolli is only allowed if she posts the pics of her cheerleading days.7. Every fifth post must pay homage to Mr. Zimmerlin by quoting one of his many GENIUS POSTS.hiyou're a fag Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 are bowel movements allowed Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 hiyou're a fagWho didn't see that coming? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 are bowel movements allowedyes. but only if you have two girls and a cup.Who didn't see that coming?The russians probably. Musings Fom A Man Who Is Anticipating Being Asked To Write A Script For A Science Fiction Movie Set In The FutureTo begin with, I’ll BRAINSTORM. This means just throwing out ideas even if you THINK THEY’RE STUPID. I’ll tell you what’s really stupid. A paralyzed midget trying to LIFT A HEAVY PIANO. Or a regular man trying to lift that same piano, ON JUPITER.If I decide to go with the theme man vs. machine, I’ll do it in a way that causes the viewer to question THE PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS he may have about MACHINE INTELLIGENCE. You thought robots couldn’t cry? Meet Stanley, THE CRYING ROBOT. That’s all he does.If the movie should be a hit, I’m not going to automatically agree to a sequel. I plan to MAINTAIN MY ARTISTIC INTEGRITY by agreeing to their conditions only if they promise to PAY ME MORE THAN THE LAST TIME. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 yes. but only if you have two girls and a cup.The russians probably.You just broke rule 7 in your own thread.You fail. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 You just broke rule 7 in your own thread.You fail.NO! You FAIL! You forgot about the edit button. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Q: What do you call a Japenese slap boxer, whose dad has diarrhea?A: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Q: What do you call a Japenese slap boxer, whose dad has diarrhea?A: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.Steal that from Shaver?NO! You FAIL! You forgot about the edit button.And you forgot about using that little PrtScn button to capture your failure. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Aren't you RodReynolds? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Q: What do you call a Japenese slap boxer, whose dad has diarrhea?A: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.i dont know why i found this so funny...but i did Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Aren't you RodReynolds?I wish. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Steal that from Shaver?I heard if from Jackie the Joke Man. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 This is a (crappy) Thread. The (crappy) Thread rules are as follows:1. If RodReynolds posts in the thread it is officially over and anyone who posts after him is dead to me.2. Gay jokes are NOT allowed. 3. Rule 2 can and should be ignored.4. If anyone but chrozzo posts a "Hi" or a "weeeeeeeee" I will literally rip their face off.5. No talk about Boston sports teams. Fuck you all.6. Lolli is only allowed if she posts the pics of her cheerleading days.7. Every fifth post must pay homage to Mr. Zimmerlin by quoting one of his many GENIUS POSTS.And if I dont post said pics? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 And if I dont post said pics?I hadnt got that far. But Im sure it will involve whips and chains and some choking. Musings From a Man Who May Be Asked To Organize The Halftime Show At The Superbowl, Last Minute.I have very few connections IN THE INDUSTRY. I do not know why you asked me do this. I’m clearly OUT OF MY ELEMENT.You can spend all day feeling SORRY FOR YOURSELF, but you still have a job to do. Get on the phone, make some calls. I’d bet DOM DELUISE IS STILL AVAILABLE.If SCIENTISTS CAN BE BELIEVED, then the earth is over 150 years old and made almost completely from a mixture of goat hair and the EXACT OPPOSITE OF LUST. I don’t know what THAT MEANS EITHER. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 And if I dont post said pics? Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Tom Brady is so hot Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 yes. but only if you have two girls and a cup.The russians probably.I would post a link to the original before there was 2 girls and a cup, but 2 porn links in one day may get me banned. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I hadnt got that far. But Im sure it will involve whips and chains and some choking.Then Im all about breaking rules! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Tom Brady is so hotYou motherfucker.I would post a link to the original before there was 2 girls and a cup, but 2 porn links in one day may get me banned.Please dont risk it.Then Im all about breaking rules! I knew you would be. Thats why I took the Viagra 30 minutes ago. I popped one, I popped two, I've been eating them like skittles.If you're Chinese and you hear a man reciting poetry in Japanese, I think it's OK TO BE CONFUSED. Even still, if you're honest with yourself, you'd have to wonder WHAT IS THAT GUY TRYING TO SAY? Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Sorry I was just Jariso13 being Manny Link to post Share on other sites
Jariso13 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ranae can Henryv150 take you to Dairy Queen any time soon? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 No one is obeying rule #7. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 No one is obeying rule #7.I know, its bullshit. YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING MY (crappy) THREAD! Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 I knew you would be. Thats why I took the Viagra 30 minutes ago. I popped one, I popped two, I've been eating them like skittles.This is not making my horrendous day any better knowing you need to pop the little blue pill to get it up for me. Link to post Share on other sites
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