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#1 gatortom64

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:18 PM

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State.

When told, Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef".


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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:25 PM

I don't like Hillary and I couldn't even muster an impish grin.

Sorry champ.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:29 PM

WTF IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 3:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't like Hillary and I couldn't even muster an impish grin.

Sorry champ.



Yea, having a wife run the country is way less of a strech than a wife run the offensive line of the GB Packers.

I mean Brett was at least a good quaterback

now the Eagles...that I can get behind.
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Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 3:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea, having a wife run the country is way less of a strech than a wife run the offensive line of the GB Packers.

I mean Brett was at least a good quaterback

now the Eagles...that I can get behind.


Have you seen Deanna Favre? That's one tough hatchet wound. Wouldn't surprise me if she was top half of the league in QB rating.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:39 PM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 6:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea, having a wife run the country is way less of a strech than a wife run the offensive line of the GB Packers.

I mean Brett was at least a good quaterback

now the Eagles...that I can get behind.

HEY!


yeah, you're probably right

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:54 PM

Yea that sounds about right. Thats almost as bad as having some former presidents half retarded son run the country icon_biggrin.gif

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:55 PM

QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 5:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have you seen Deanna Favre? That's one tough hatchet wound. Wouldn't surprise me if she was top half of the league in QB rating.


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Posted 07 January 2008 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 3:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea that sounds about right. Thats almost as bad as having some former presidents half retarded son run the country icon_biggrin.gif



Yea, that Harvard University school sure turns out the idiots.

And the Air Force just handed out the keys to the F-102s to anyone with a catchy last name.
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View Posttimwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 04:18 PM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 4:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea, that Harvard University school sure turns out the idiots.

And the Air Force just handed out the keys to the F-102s to anyone with a catchy last name.

I am gonna ask a question and I want an honest awnser. Do you think Bush's presidency has been anything other than a disater? I know you are republican to the bone but can you really look at what has happened in your country in the last 8 years and say he has been good for the country. As a conservative myself(the Canadian equivelant) I see record deficets and debt, record trade deficits, a strugling economy, and crime on the rise and I cant say that a true conservative would approve of this unless he just blindly follows someone just because he belongs to his party of choice. My definition of conservative values are, fiscal responsibility, tough on crime and smaller role of government in our lives. Does my definition of conservative values differ from yours?

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 05:33 PM

for the record, this analogy is absolutely horrible. One takes physical strength and requires a certain physicality and size, one only requires brain power.

Nice try, but no.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 05:37 PM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 8:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
for the record, this analogy is absolutely horrible. One takes physical strength and requires a certain physicality and size, one only requires brain power.

Nice try, but no.

dude, you don't have to be that strong to be president.




(jesus that was so stupid)

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 8:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dude, you don't have to be that strong to be president.
(jesus that was so stupid)

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 8:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HGH

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MAAAA!!! I'M OUTTA PROTEIN!!!!

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 7:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yea, that Harvard University school sure turns out the idiots.

And the Air Force just handed out the keys to the F-102s to anyone with a catchy last name.



Yeah, he sure was a top class student with his C- average. There are many people in schools like Harvard, Princeton, Yale, who skate by on who they are or who their parents are and getting through does not automatically make you "smart". If my dad was the head of the CIA I am sure I could get through it as well, yet I would still be a dumbass afterwards.

You don't need to be a brainiac to fly a plane. Any idiot can learn how to do something mechanical.

Not saying he isn't intelligent, he has to have some smarts to get where he is today, no question about it, but I would not use those above examples as the be all end all proof someone is "smart".

But it's hard to take hi seriously when he crashes his segway into the bushes.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 8:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MAAAA!!! I'M OUTTA PROTEIN!!!!

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 11:03 PM

QUOTE (HubDub04 @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 3:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WTF IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?

Ban.


Not banned from the forum.

Just banned from making analogies.

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$5,000 lol wish it was 5000

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 11:48 AM

QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 4:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am gonna ask a question and I want an honest awnser. Do you think Bush's presidency has been anything other than a disater? I know you are republican to the bone but can you really look at what has happened in your country in the last 8 years and say he has been good for the country. As a conservative myself(the Canadian equivelant) I see record deficets and debt, record trade deficits, a strugling economy, and crime on the rise and I cant say that a true conservative would approve of this unless he just blindly follows someone just because he belongs to his party of choice. My definition of conservative values are, fiscal responsibility, tough on crime and smaller role of government in our lives. Does my definition of conservative values differ from yours?


Sure turn this all serious now.

I agree with your definition of conservative.

I rate Bush a C

His spending policies have been more democrat than republican, but his tax cuts were just what the doctor ordered. And he is trying to make them permanant, which is awesome, until the next president changes the tax code, like every president has done since they've had a tax code.

Crime I don't see a problem, front page of my USA Today said crime in big cities down big...and I don't give as much credit to presidents on what is really a state's role in improving or worsening the police force.

Bush's judge choices have been really good, so that brought up his grade.

I am on the aggressive approach to terrorism is better than reactive side, which differs from many, so I can see why others would not like Bush here, but 7 years no new attacks on American soil, you have to give him some credit for that.

Immigration, the republicans are doing the same thing as the democrats, trying to be tough on illegals, while they court their votes. Insane.

But Bush is not an idiot, every single person that interviews Bush comes away saying he is very smart and answers every question quickly and with out cheat sheets. But let's face it, on the television, Bush is a horrible public speaker.

but I'm ready for change, as long as it's not Hillary. I mean come on, crying after the first caucus? Puhlease icon_hand.gif
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Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 11:51 AM

QUOTE (SBriand @ Monday, January 7th, 2008, 7:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, he sure was a top class student with his C- average. There are many people in schools like Harvard, Princeton, Yale, who skate by on who they are or who their parents are and getting through does not automatically make you "smart". If my dad was the head of the CIA I am sure I could get through it as well, yet I would still be a dumbass afterwards.

You don't need to be a brainiac to fly a plane. Any idiot can learn how to do something mechanical.

Not saying he isn't intelligent, he has to have some smarts to get where he is today, no question about it, but I would not use those above examples as the be all end all proof someone is "smart".

But it's hard to take hi seriously when he crashes his segway into the bushes.



This is where you lose all credibility in my eyes.

The F-102 was a pilot killer. I went to a dinner where the main test pilot for the F-102 spoke. Anyone that flew those earned my respect.

But flying a Cessna, Of course, I mean I have a pilot's license so there you go.
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View Posttimwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 11:58 AM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Tuesday, January 8th, 2008, 2:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is where you lose all credibility in my eyes.

The F-102 was a pilot killer. I went to a dinner where the main test pilot for the F-102 spoke. Anyone that flew those earned my respect.

But flying a Cessna, Of course, I mean I have a pilot's license so there you go.



I didn't say that I could not respect someone who flew a plane but that being able to fly a jet of any kind makes you on the high side of smart. I wouldn't say it to their face but I have a friend who flew F111's and he is intelligent in things like that but not much of anything else.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

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