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Started by GabeTheKid, Dec 18 2007 03:14 PM

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#21 jeff_536

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:12 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 7:05 PM, said:

Tim wants it. He really does. It. Yes, that it.HotStuff is still getting the flirting since as far as I know he wants it. Slim never wanted it.Luckbox still wants and is getting it.I notice you're not on that disappointed list. Guess I'll add another to the "Tone it the fuck down list".
I'll take all the flirting you have, babygirl, as long as it's directed towards me.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 05:42 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 5:17 PM, said:

  • Stop flirting unmercilessly with those who don't want it
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That's pretty much it since otherwise I'm perfect.
I could never stop flirting with those who dont like it. Those are the ones I strive to flirt more with. Anyday now, speedz is going to throw himself at me and ask me to make love to him. I just know it!

#23 jeff_536

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:02 PM

View PostLolli, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 8:42 PM, said:

I could never stop flirting with those who dont like it. Those are the ones I strive to flirt more with. Anyday now, speedz is going to throw himself at me and ask me to make love to him. I just know it!
so i'm supposed to be playing hard to get?goddammit
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:08 PM

To get the girl in my sig pregnant.

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:16 PM

View Postflyingdonkey, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 9:08 PM, said:

To get the girl in my sig pregnant.
right...you finally get a chick that hot and you wanna fat her up, and kill her sex drive for the next three years.You're not good at long-range planning, are you?
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:17 PM

1. Be out of debt by the end of the year.2. Start saving for a vasectomy
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:23 PM

My real one's way too gay to actually post here
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:28 PM

1- Go on more holidays, travel more. Basically, I live in London, and it's too easy to not go anywhere! So, stop being lazy about that and get out of the city regularly.2- Go to more events, such as football matches, boxing, mma, and concerts, festivals too.3- Renew some old acquaintances. Old friends that I've been meaning to get in contact with/hang out with, will all be receiving phone calls/e-mails. I have been VERY bad in not replying in the past to a few people. Hopefully, they will forgive me and be cool.4- Take protein supplements!

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:29 PM

go to grad school...
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 06:55 PM

View Postjeff_536, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 7:16 PM, said:

right...you finally get a chick that hot and you wanna fat her up, and kill her sex drive for the next three years.You're not good at long-range planning, are you?
You're right... I guess I just wanted a kid so people would believe I had sex with a women that hot.I'll just have to resort to making sex tapes.

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 07:34 PM

No more smoking (cigabutts).Less posting on FCP.At least 5 hours of guitar practice per week.Get a job with a vet starting 2/1.At least 730/730 on GRE.Stay over 3.8.Finish apps a month before deadline.Someone remind me to check this thread at this time next year.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 07:41 PM

View Posthank213, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 6:17 PM, said:

1. Be out of debt by the end of the year.2. Start saving for a vasectomy
How much is a vasectomy? I need one soon.

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 07:52 PM

View PostSBriand, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 7:09 PM, said:

1. Don't throw up (been using this one for 8 yrs now and going strong)2. Don't get hit in the face (Been using this one for 18 yrs now and going strong)3. Don't fall off tall buildings 4. Don't fight women5. No more gay sex6. More ballcock.is saying ballcock going to kill the funniness?
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:15 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 9:41 PM, said:

How much is a vasectomy? I need one soon.
From cnn. com"The cost ranges from $150 to $1,200." Another site I found said between 500 and 1500. Depends on the procedure used and health care coverage etc etc
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:17 PM

View Posthank213, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 9:15 PM, said:

From cnn. com"The cost ranges from $150 to $1,200." Another site I found said between 500 and 1500. Depends on the procedure used and health care coverage etc etc
Oh ok, you had me scared that it was going to be expensive. That less than a year supply of birthcontrol

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:37 PM

1. Make my move to a state with a casino2. meet Suited and Chrozzo3. play in and cash WSOP event... my live bankroll is way higher then online4. play in a Sunday Major5. turn my MTT ROI to positive... i only play 1 dollar ones really maybe up limits would help slightly
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:55 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 7:41 PM, said:

How much is a vasectomy? I need one soon.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 10:26 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 11:55 PM, said:

Real men sit up and watch.<----real man
:club: :D :D :D :D :) :) :) Ballon Guy your my hero
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 10:36 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 3:57 PM, said:

I'm not sure yet...It's going to be either masurbate more or less. I haven't really decided.
The key is that you plan to continue masturbating.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 11:24 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 9:55 PM, said:

Real men sit up and watch.<----real man
I was hoping to sit up and assist

View Postmtdesmoines, on Tuesday, December 18th, 2007, 10:36 PM, said:

The key is that you plan to continue masturbating.
I thought that was a given
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