How To Handle Irritating Seatmates On An Airplane

[gatortom64 1]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up. 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, and move your lips like you are praying 6. Then hit this link

[SBriand 4]

haand then have a Air Marshall kick your ass before he figures out the joke

[sandwedge 30]

They cheat you out of the last second on that site. And when it's your last second, it's pretty important.Get a new clock, ALLAH!

[keith crime 8]

I once sat in between two 300 pound women who were friends - they knew that they were two fat to sit next to each other so they left an empty seat between them for me and they talked to each other through me the whole trip which was a red eye

[Balloon guy 158]

I once sat in between two 300 pound women who were friends - they knew that they were two fat to sit next to each other so they left an empty seat between them for me and they talked to each other through me the whole trip which was a red eye

brag post?

[keith crime 8]

brag post?

they showed a dubbed version of Hoffa I heard the word mothercracker about 800 times the whole flight was a nightmare

[dna4ever 2]

I once sat in between two 300 pound women who were friends - they knew that they were two fat to sit next to each other so they left an empty seat between them for me and they talked to each other through me the whole trip which was a red eye

did you have a sudden craving for hotdogs or booby secks?

[digitalmonkey 929]

did you have a sudden craving for hotdogs or booby secks?

lol mothercracker!

[No_Neck 0]

last time I flew from LA to Boston I had a woman who looked like Susan Powder and probably shoved an 8 ball into her sinus cavity before getting on the plane. I was trying to sleep and she didn't stop bouncing around for one second of the flight.

[speedz99 145]

Crush their throats until their breath oozes out and they can smell popcorn.

[SBriand 4]

Crush their throats until their breath oozes out and they can smell popcorn.

haha

[mtdesmoines 2]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up. 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, and move your lips like you are praying 6. Then hit this link

They're pretty much all annoying. Seriously.

[chrozzo 19]

lmaowell done

[Sick Boy 0]

They're pretty much all annoying. Seriously.

I sat in between two lengerei models on my flight over to Australia from South Africa. Then on my connecting flight to New Zealand, I sat by myself. How sad.

[mtdesmoines 2]

I sat in between two lengerei models on my flight over to Australia from South Africa. Then on my connecting flight to New Zealand, I sat by myself. How sad.

I would have been arrested at the end of the flight. No joke. I've only ever sat by one hot chick on a plane. I was on my way to see a long-distance-relationship girlfriend, but the hot chick and I were getting along pretty well, so I told her I was going to see some buddies. It wasn't going well with the LD GF and OBV not opposed to looking around, and very excited about meeting the hot chick. Got her number, went out to dinner with the LD GF and first person I see, NS, is the hot chick from the airplane. Hundreds of flights. One hot chick. Got the number. Ran bad.

[pauld22 0]

I would have been arrested at the end of the flight. No joke. I've only ever sat by one hot chick on a plane. I was on my way to see a long-distance-relationship girlfriend, but the hot chick and I were getting along pretty well, so I told her I was going to see some buddies. It wasn't going well with the LD GF and OBV not opposed to looking around, and very excited about meeting the hot chick. Got her number, went out to dinner with the LD GF and first person I see, NS, is the hot chick from the airplane. Hundreds of flights. One hot chick. Got the number. Ran bad.

Of all the gin joints...

[Painter567 0]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=113941JS

[showstopper24 0]

It's a shame internet doesn't work on airplanes because that is funny.

[James D 0]

I would have been arrested at the end of the flight. No joke. I've only ever sat by one hot chick on a plane. I was on my way to see a long-distance-relationship girlfriend, but the hot chick and I were getting along pretty well, so I told her I was going to see some buddies. It wasn't going well with the LD GF and OBV not opposed to looking around, and very excited about meeting the hot chick. Got her number, went out to dinner with the LD GF and first person I see, NS, is the hot chick from the airplane. Hundreds of flights. One hot chick. Got the number. Ran bad.

You see.. that's where you've gone wrong. Thinking too negatively! Something could have been wangled here, surely :icon_biggrin:You saw that as a bad turn of events... whereas *threesome* *3some* *3wayftw!* should have been going off in your mind, dude. Obv tell the LD girlfriend that you need to spice things up, and well, the airplane chick has already basically told you she's up for it by giving her number to a stranger. I say missed opportuniity!

[ShakeZuma 586]

You see.. that's where you've gone wrong. Thinking too negatively! Something could have been wangled here, surely :icon_biggrin:You saw that as a bad turn of events... whereas *threesome* *3some* *3wayftw!* should have been going off in your mind, dude. Obv tell the LD girlfriend that you need to spice things up, and well, the airplane chick has already basically told you she's up for it by giving her number to a stranger. I say missed opportuniity!

you realize that knowing two women who are in the same vicinity doesn't immediately mean the possibility of a threesome, right?

[Sick Boy 0]

I would have been arrested at the end of the flight. No joke.

They said I was cute cause I was flirting the whole time. 16 hour flight gentlemen.Towards the end the blonde one was like, "Sorry sweety, you're not getting laid.*lol*""Oh come on!""Nah. ""For phuck's sake!"Then the other one went to the bathroom and the blonde followed 5minutes later. NS, she even blew me a kiss as she walked away.Models= Me=

[qyayqi 12]

They said I was cute cause I was flirting the whole time. 16 hour flight gentlemen.Towards the end the blonde one was like, "Sorry sweety, you're not getting laid.*lol*""Oh come on!""Nah. ""For phuck's sake!"Then the other one went to the bathroom and the blonde followed 5minutes later. NS, she even blew me a kiss as she walked away.Models= Me=

if you'd followed 5 minutes later she would have blown more than a kiss.

[Sick Boy 0]

if you'd followed 5 minutes later she would have blown more than a kiss.

Only enough space for two in the cubicles.It's either Pilot/Co-Pilot or Solo

[timwakefield 69]

you realize that knowing two women who are in the same vicinity doesn't immediately mean the possibility of a threesome, right?

I guess you're right, there's always the possibility that they're strictly lesbians and will only let you watch.

[Sick Boy 0]

I guess you're right, there's always the possibility that they're strictly lesbians and will only let you watch.

this is why they created the camera phone.