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Started by DOG, Dec 12 2007 10:48 AM
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 10:48 AM
QUOTE(JoeyJoJo @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 2:30 PM) 
Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 10:49 AM
I better get hit on a fair bit in here, that's all I'm saying.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 10:52 AM
oh my dog ouch you so hot my hard drive is whizzing for you, fix it plz kthxbai
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 10:56 AM
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 10:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh my dog ouch you so hot my hard drive is whizzing for you, fix it plz kthxbai
take it out for a nice dinner before you try and turn it on, obv
and buy some rubber sheets asap
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:00 AM
My computer hard drive seems to get fragmented very quickly and bogs down. I defrag daily. Hard is about 75% free. 20 gigs. Why?
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:02 AM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My computer hard drive seems to get fragmented very quickly and bogs down. I defrag daily. Hard is about 75% free. 20 gigs. Why?
NTFS? Unless you have a good reason to use FAT32, don't.
And then don't worry about defragging, except maybe once a year.
Defragging even on FAT32 is a waste of time, usually. Which Windows are you using and how much Memory do you have?
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:02 AM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 1:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My computer hard drive seems to get fragmented very quickly and bogs down. I defrag daily. Hard is about 75% free. 20 gigs. Why?
I can see this thread isnt going to be very Lolli friendly, as I have NO idea what the hell you just said.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:03 AM
please fly down here and fix my computer kthnx
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:06 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
please fly down here and fix my computer kthnx
(checks "where from")
ON MY WAY
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:13 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 1:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can see this thread isnt going to be very Lolli friendly, as I have NO idea what the hell you just said.
He said that the boxes that contain the electrons on his computer used to be in order, so it was easy to find stuff. But every time he'd take out a box to look at stuff, he couldn't get it back where it was, so eventually they got out of order, which made it take a lot longer to find stuff. He hired someone to put them back in order, but they just get messed up within a day or two.
Ouch suggested a better system for the boxes that is less prone to getting them out of order.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:14 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
please fly down here and fix my computer kthnx
BTW, I think this is your best bet to try first: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=310396
But it only addresses the symptom, not the cause. If your kernel is indeed corrupt, why? First guess is hard drive failing.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:19 AM
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 2:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
BTW, I think this is your best bet to try first: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=310396
But it only addresses the symptom, not the cause. If your kernel is indeed corrupt, why? First guess is hard drive failing.
But it only addresses the symptom, not the cause. If your kernel is indeed corrupt, why? First guess is hard drive failing.
If it's his kernel then he needs to go here...
http://www.orville.com/index.jsp
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:23 AM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm going to settle back with a bucket of hummingbirds and watch this drama unfold.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:26 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 3:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can see this thread isnt going to be very Lolli friendly, as I have NO idea what the hell you just said.
*cue beans for illustrations*
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:27 AM
Okay. Say I have a daughter named Kate Jansen. When she was born I locked up the domain name katejansen.com so that she could use it for anything when she got older.
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:29 AM
QUOTE (hblask @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 1:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He said that the boxes that contain the electrons on his computer used to be in order, so it was easy to find stuff. But every time he'd take out a box to look at stuff, he couldn't get it back where it was, so eventually they got out of order, which made it take a lot longer to find stuff. He hired someone to put them back in order, but they just get messed up within a day or two.
Ouch suggested a better system for the boxes that is less prone to getting them out of order.
yw
Ouch suggested a better system for the boxes that is less prone to getting them out of order.
yw
Thanks!! And stick around. You are now officially my geek to not geek translator.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:31 AM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay. Say I have a daughter named Kate Jansen. When she was born I locked up the domain name katejensen.com so that she could use it for anything when she got older.
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
Why would would she want that domain name? She should take katejansen.com
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:31 AM
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I better get hit on a fair bit in here, that's all I'm saying.
QUOTE(JoeyJoJo @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 2:30 PM)
Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:33 AM
QUOTE (SBriand @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay. Say I have a daughter named Kate Jansen. When she was born I locked up the domain name katejensen.com so that she could use it for anything when she got older.
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
10 yrs later some woman named Kate Jansen starts writing stupid womens lit books. She gets on Oprah and such and she has a new book coming out in May and George Clooney has already bought the rights and will be directing and acting in the film of the book.
She wants that domain name.
What is it worth?
whatever she will pay for it
I'm retired.
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:36 AM
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Wednesday, December 12th, 2007, 2:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why would would she want that domain name? She should take katejansen.com
god dammit!
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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