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Basically Rippytide begged MJ for lessons, and when he didn't get them he swore he would have his revenge.He built an elaborate computer program that allowed him to see the flop before anyone else.After losing 3 tournaments to MJ, he played him for cash, won $45 and left. Then he declared himself the winner overall.MJ found out about the program, and had Tritz's lawyers file an injunction, which Greg Raymer supported. DN made a casual comment that it was bad for online poker, and AP told DN to "shut it" since this would take the heat off them.A bus joke was made, and Mark Sief it turns out had heard the punchline before, cause he laughed before the joke was finished. This caused a few big time pros to get upset, on all their accounts at the same time.Phil Gordon and Edog have decided not to go bowling tonight.But you didn't hear it from me!

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Basically Rippytide begged MJ for lessons, and when he didn't get them he swore he would have his revenge.He built an elaborate computer program that allowed him to see the flop before anyone else.After losing 3 tournaments to MJ, he played him for cash, won $45 and left. Then he declared himself the winner overall.MJ found out about the program, and had Tritz's lawyers file an injunction, which Greg Raymer supported. DN made a casual comment that it was bad for online poker, and AP told DN to "shut it" since this would take the heat off them.A bus joke was made, and Mark Sief it turns out had heard the punchline before, cause he laughed before the joke was finished. This caused a few big time pros to get upset, on all their accounts at the same time.Phil Gordon and Edog have decided not to go bowling tonight.But you didn't hear it from me!
POTD!!!! :club::D:D
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Can you please elaborate Mr. Grinder?
Looks like this covers everything?
Basically Rippytide begged MJ for lessons, and when he didn't get them he swore he would have his revenge.He built an elaborate computer program that allowed him to see the flop before anyone else.After losing 3 tournaments to MJ, he played him for cash, won $45 and left. Then he declared himself the winner overall.MJ found out about the program, and had Tritz's lawyers file an injunction, which Greg Raymer supported. DN made a casual comment that it was bad for online poker, and AP told DN to "shut it" since this would take the heat off them.A bus joke was made, and Mark Sief it turns out had heard the punchline before, cause he laughed before the joke was finished. This caused a few big time pros to get upset, on all their accounts at the same time.Phil Gordon and Edog have decided not to go bowling tonight.But you didn't hear it from me!
You heard it from me.
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Can you please elaborate Mr. Grinder?
i dont know if grinder is around or not but i will speak on his behalf even though im not positive as to what happened. Right before i saw this thread in the wee hours of this morning, I saw a bunch of racially discriminatory threads on FCP's homepage. You know on FCP's homepage where you access the forums and it shows a few threads there(usually the strat forums i think). When i clicked the thread they were already deleted but the title of the threads were something like 'Don't you hate N*g*ers" or something along those lines. Damn racist bastards!
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i dont know if grinder is around or not but i will speak on his behalf even though im not positive as to what happened. Right before i saw this thread in the wee hours of this morning, I saw a bunch of racially discriminatory threads on FCP's homepage. You know on FCP's homepage where you access the forums and it shows a few threads there(usually the strat forums i think). When i clicked the thread they were already deleted but the title of the threads were something like 'Don't you hate N*g*ers" or something along those lines. Damn racist bastards!
Before they were deleted I was able to obtain some valuable information from these threads. Apparently, Daniel Negreanu is gay, and not good at poker. I don't know why the mods would be involved in a conspiracy to hide this information from us.
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Before they were deleted I was able to obtain some valuable information from these threads. Apparently, Daniel Negreanu is gay, and not good at poker. I don't know why the mods would be involved in a conspiracy to hide this information from us.
Because according to one of the threads KDawgcometh is also gay. No word on Bob's sexual preferences, but tonight's a new night.
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Basically Rippytide begged MJ for lessons, and when he didn't get them he swore he would have his revenge.He built an elaborate computer program that allowed him to see the flop before anyone else.After losing 3 tournaments to MJ, he played him for cash, won $45 and left. Then he declared himself the winner overall.MJ found out about the program, and had Tritz's lawyers file an injunction, which Greg Raymer supported. DN made a casual comment that it was bad for online poker, and AP told DN to "shut it" since this would take the heat off them.A bus joke was made, and Mark Sief it turns out had heard the punchline before, cause he laughed before the joke was finished. This caused a few big time pros to get upset, on all their accounts at the same time.Phil Gordon and Edog have decided not to go bowling tonight.But you didn't hear it from me!
I have an idea, you should start an FCP mag/blog like the onion where you gossip about all the players/people on here. That would be pretty sweet.
Because according to one of the threads KDawgcometh is also gay. No word on Bob's sexual preferences, but tonight's a new night.
KDawg is gay, you should read the wine thread, it pretty much proves it. BTW I am gay also
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