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#21 Suited_Up

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 06:18 PM

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 06:26 PM

Nope - bad beats just remind me that I was the better player

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 06:29 PM

View PostZach6668, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 5:45 PM, said:

Play money bad beat?
:D I lost 1million play money chips out of my 10million when my full house was cracked by four of a kind on the river. But serously give me a break for the first 2 years I played poker from the age of 11 to 13 I played for real money and won all the time. I just dont want to break the law and open a real money account when I am clearly underage. I promise I wont post anymore about play money ok? lol.Yes it was play money and I destroyed a radio for absolutly no reason. You happy now?haha :club:

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 06:36 PM

No, bad beats don't really get to me. I mean you are gambling for christsakes. Watching football on the other hand can cause me to throw all sorts of crap around the room.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 06:53 PM

View Postbobbywithani, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 6:36 PM, said:

No, bad beats don't really get to me. I mean you are gambling for christsakes. Watching football on the other hand can cause me to throw all sorts of crap around the room.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 07:22 PM

View Postfatman, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 9:00 PM, said:

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 07:26 PM

I broke my right hand. My ortho said it was his first poker related injury.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 07:57 PM

View PostSAM_Hard8, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 8:22 PM, said:

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 08:26 PM

Good god, this is my worst area of my poker game, let alone personality...thanks to my fine Irish temper... After nasty ass beats I've;1) Screamed bloody murder (when the wife was at work of course), picked up my keyboard, and teed off on my desk 4-5 times, scattering the keys everywhere. I still use the keyboard, and found all the keys. 2) After a 2 outer on the bubble of a big tourney that sent me out, I made a loud Hulk like noise (nice description by above poster lol), threw my mouse, smashed my keyboard a few times, then actually tore the shirt right off my chest. I still have the shirt (can't wear it though lol) and show it to friends when my wife tells them the story about my "poker face" 3)Punched my monitor to the point of breaking my fist, stood up, kicked the wall, then gave my desk chair a nice backhand which sent it across the room, slamming into the opposite wall. My hand was swollen for a loong time after that one. :club: Not proud of all this by any means, but I usually give these stories to people who ask me if I play online poker anymore :D I swear I need to be medicated to play again online. I never react this way though in real life. I usually just pick up my chips (if there are any left) and stand up, walk away and go home.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 08:40 PM

I let out a loud huff and sign off go us the restroom only to remember I was still in the tournament. :club: No once lost with flopped quads to runner runner strait flush and did storm off to my school gym and hit the punching bag till I couldn't move.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 09:47 PM

I flipped my bed over once... oh and broke a fan.
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 10:16 PM

I don't break shit, I just go on uber-monkey-LFT-tilt and lose large portions of my roll.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 10:26 PM

View Postking1305, on Saturday, November 24th, 2007, 1:16 AM, said:

I don't break shit, I just go on uber-monkey-LFT-tilt and lose large portions of my roll.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 10:41 PM

View Postking1305, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 10:16 PM, said:

I don't break shit, I just go on uber-monkey-LFT-tilt and lose large portions of my roll.
oh I do that too, and by large portions I mean the whole thing
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Posted 23 November 2007 - 10:45 PM

View PostKyleEvans, on Saturday, November 24th, 2007, 1:41 AM, said:

oh I do that too, and by large portions I mean the whole thing
Me too. Well, sorta, kinda.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 11:34 PM

No, but I did kill a guy once.

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Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:21 AM

View PostWhatArunAA, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 7:27 PM, said:

LOL.. I just bought a 50 in Samsung PLASMA.
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 12:55 AM

View Postfiringblind, on Friday, November 23rd, 2007, 9:26 PM, said:

Good god, this is my worst area of my poker game, let alone personality...thanks to my fine Irish temper... After nasty ass beats I've;1) Screamed bloody murder (when the wife was at work of course), picked up my keyboard, and teed off on my desk 4-5 times, scattering the keys everywhere. I still use the keyboard, and found all the keys.
sigh, I did the same, and I can't find my esc button, and one of the ctrl buttons was broken.Also broken a laptop and about 3 mouses.I tilt good.
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