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[scram]

Sorry. No witty post here.
I just need someone to make a Cliffs Notes translation of this jibberish for me.

MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI z wizytą w USA (CHICAGO)
na zaproszenie firmy LOWELL FOODS !!!
Zapraszamy na spotkania z Mariuszem Pudzianowskim w CHICAGO - USA. Wizyta rozpocznie się już 14.11.2007 i potrwa do 18.11.2007 r. Mariusz Podczas swojej wizyty odwiedzi wiele miejsc. Na spotkania zapraszamy wszystkich fanów Mariusza, którzy będą mieli szansę uścisnąć rękę i zadać pytanie dla czterokrotnego Mistrza Świata Strong Man...(czytaj szczegóły wizyty dalej!)

Plan wizyty szczegóły:

14 listopada 2007 Środa (14 November 2007)

Godz.16:00 – 17:00
Konferencja Prasowa w biurze Lowell Foods,
9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, Illinois
Zapraszamy osoby związane z mediami
(prasa, radio i telewizja - informacje szczegółowe w firmie LOWELL FOODS)
www.lowellfoods.com


15 listopada 2007 Czwartek (15 November 2007)

Kręcenie reklamy nad jeziorem Michigan oraz w siłowni.


16 listopada 2007 Piątek (16 November 2007)

Godz. 14:00
Wizyta w sklepie Garden Fresh,
5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,Illinois

Godz. 15:30-16:30
Wizyta w sklepie A&G Fruit Market,
5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois

Godz. 17:30
Wizyta w szkole im. Maksymiliana Kolbego
5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



17 listopad 2007 Sobota (17 November 2007)

Godz. 9:30-10:30
Wizyta w szkole im. Emilii Plater
320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, Illinois

Godz. 11:30-12:30
Wizyta w szkole im. Juliusza Slowackiego
187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, Illinois

Godz. 14:00-15:00
Wizyta w sklepie Whole Foods
620 North Cicero Avenue, Chicago

Godz. 17:00-18:00
Wizyta w sklepie Avenue Food Market,
6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



18 listopada 2007 Niedziela (18 November 2007)

Godz. 14:00
Wizyta w sklepie Gilmart
5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, Illinois

Godz. 16:00
Wizyta w sklepie Lassak LLC
8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, Illinois

Godz. 21:45
Wylot do Polski!

ZAPRASZAMY SERDECZNIE NA SPOTKANIA Z MARIUSZEM PUDZIANOWSKIM !

Like, OK, I know who he is and there are dates/locations written in English, so the basic instruction is clear enough.
Are there any specific instructions? Does it mention if he will be doing any lifts or signing autographs? I want to take a kid (of Polish extraction- name ends in -ski) who is a big strongman fan- a HUGE Mariusz fan- to go see him in person.

[Buckeye Hughes]

No racist rant from Scram when expected is def -EV

[scram]

OK, OK, Poles are genetically inferior to the Germanic peoples, but wildly superior to Slavs.

Can anyone Rosetta Stone out their monkey-squawk for me? With all the Chicago locations I see around here, I'm sure someone has to understand this nonsense.

[speedz99]

Can anyone Rosetta Stone out their monkey-squawk for me?

lol






















Sorry, that's all I've got.

[GWCGWC]

Kurva Moch?

[chrozzo]

im 50/50 Polish/German


am i ok


or does it really conflict you?

[Buckeye Hughes]

im 50/50 Polish/German
am i ok
or does it really conflict you?

[vbnautilus]

Translated by

http://www.poltran.com/

Obviously not perfect, but maybe it helps:

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MARIUSH PUDZIANOWSKI with visit in (to) on invitation of firm USA ( CHICAGO ) LOWELL FOODS! We invite on meetings with mariush in (to) CHICAGO Pudzianowskim - USA. Visit will be started already 14.11.2007 and mariush for 18.11.2007 during visit last visit many place. We invite all fans of mariush on meetings, which (who) will have chance hand uścisnąć and interrogate (question) for quadruple champion of world man Strong. It read details of (particularities of) visits ( further! ) Plan visit detail (particularity) wednesday in office 14 november 2007 ( 14 2007 ) – press conference November Godz.16:00 17:00 Lowell Foods, 9234 West Belmont Avenue, park Franklin, we invite illinois with media person relate ( press, radio and television in firm over lake 15 michigan - information detailed ) 15 november 2007 thursday ( 2007 ) reel (turn) advertising LOWELL FOODS www.lowellfoods.com November and in power station. In store 16 november 2007 fives (friday) ( 16 2007 ) hour visit November 14:00 Garden Fresh, 5701 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in store hour visit market 15:30-16:30 A&G Fruit, 5630 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in school hour visit memorial < they (their) > 17:30. 5843 Maksymiliana Kolbego West Strong Avenue, Chicago, illinois in school 17 november 2007 saturday ( 17 2007 ) hour visit memorial < they (their) > November 9:30-10:30. Emilia 320 Plater West Wise Road, Schaumburg, illinois in school hour visit memorial < they (their) > 11:30-12:30. Juliusz 187 Slowackiego West Dundee Road, Wheeling, illinois in store hour visit 620 14:00-15:00 Whole Foods North Cicero Avenue, in store chicago hour visit market 17:00-18:00 Avenue Food, 6850 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in store 18 november 2007 sunday ( 18 2007 ) hour visit 5050 November 14:00 Gilmart South Archer Avenue, chicago, illinois in store hour visit 8017 103 -radian 16:00 Lassak LLC West Road, Palos Hills, illinois for poland hour mouth (exit) 21:45! We INVITE ON MEETINGS with MARIUSH CORDIALLY PUDZIANOWSKIM!

[chrozzo]

very well

i wil continue to live


tyvery very muvh

[loogie]

I don't know where you guys are getting your information, but I read the whole thing and it has nothing to do with any strongman. It is actually instructions for how to extract your family after you've accidentally locked them in the car.

[BigDMcGee]

Isn't "speaking polish" a craigslist euphemism for whores willing to have anal sex?

[vbnautilus]

Isn't "speaking polish" a craigslist euphemism for whores willing to have anal sex?

I think you've confused "speaking polish" with "smoking polish sausage".

[dms26]

In exchange for some Sonic coupons I'm sure booyaga would help you out.

[mtdesmoines]

A&G Fruit, 5630 West Belmont Avenue,

I think that's right by "hanging gardens" which is where I played in that Chicago charity games.

[Jam-Fly]

Man, there's so many Polish people living in Ireland these days. They're the only thing keeping the gyms and Roman Catholic Church in business

[booyaga]

HI

[booyaga]

ok...i'll try to translate it....



MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI z wizytą w USA (CHICAGO)
MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI(hereafter known as MP) is comin' to the good ol' U S OF A...actually...chicago to be exact

na zaproszenie firmy LOWELL FOODS !!!
he will test the cantaloupes by checkin' out how firm they are at lowell foods

Zapraszamy na spotkania z Mariuszem Pudzianowskim w CHICAGO - USA. Wizyta rozpocznie się już 14.11.2007 i potrwa do 18.11.2007 r. Mariusz Podczas swojej we ask that when you spot MP in chicago between nov. 14 and nov. 18 that you hit him in his swollen steroid head

wizyty odwiedzi wiele miejsc. Na spotkania zapraszamy wszystkich fanów Mariusza, którzy będą mieli szansę uścisnąć rękę i zadać pytanie dla czterokrotnego
with a big otter. If you don't spot him...well...then you're not a fan of MP because everyone who watches espn knows what the worlds strongest man looks like.

Mistrza Świata Strong Man...(czytaj szczegóły wizyty dalej!)
Yes...That's rigth THE WORLDS STRONGEST MAN IS A POLACK


Plan wizyty szczegóły:
Here is what we have planned:

14 listopada 2007 Środa (14 November 2007)
Wed. Nov 14:

Godz.16:00 – 17:00
He is built like Zeus

Konferencja Prasowa w biurze Lowell Foods,
Probably a conference and he will eat burgers at lowell foods

9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, Illinois
9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, Illinois

Zapraszamy osoby związane z mediami
We ask that you order a medium cheeseburger

(prasa, radio i telewizja - informacje szczegółowe w firmie LOWELL FOODS)
and you might get to be on the radio or tv while eating a delicious juicy burger from lowell foods!

www.lowellfoods.com
www.lowellfoods.com



15 listopada 2007 Czwartek (15 November 2007)
Thursday, Nov. 15:

Kręcenie reklamy nad jeziorem Michigan oraz w siłowni.
He will laugh at the Michigan Wolverines, eff the maize and blue!


16 listopada 2007 Piątek (16 November 2007)
Friday, Nov. 16:

Godz. 14:00
He is still built like Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie Garden Fresh,
but this time, you will be able to watch him eat some zucchini at garden fresh


5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,Illinois
5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,Illinois

Godz. 15:30-16:30
Yup...still built like Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie A&G Fruit Market,
and THIS time, you can watch him eat a watermelon at the a n' g fruit market

5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois
5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois

Godz. 17:30
Zeus

Wizyta w szkole im. Maksymiliana Kolbego
will be smokin' some herb, with his homeboy maximillian (max)

5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois
5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



17 listopad 2007 Sobota (17 November 2007)
Sat. Nov. 17th:

Godz. 9:30-10:30
Zeus

Wizyta w szkole im. Emilii Plater
will be cooking w/ emiril


320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, Illinois
320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, Illinois

Godz. 11:30-12:30
Zeus

Wizyta w szkole im. Juliusza Slowackiego
will be smokin' w/ julia stiles (she needs some breast enhancements)


187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, Illinois
187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, Illinois

Godz. 14:00-15:00
Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie Whole Foods
will be back at whole foods

620 North Cicero Avenue, Chicago
620 North Cicero Avenue, Chicago

Godz. 17:00-18:00
Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie Avenue Food Market,
will then skip over to avenue food market

6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois
6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



18 listopada 2007 Niedziela (18 November 2007)
Sunday, Nov. 18

Godz. 14:00
Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie Gilmart
will be be shopping at walmart w/ gilbertology

5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, Illinois
5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, Illinois

Godz. 16:00
Zeus

Wizyta w sklepie Lassak LLC
will be showing his dog named lassie

8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, Illinois
8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, Illinois

Godz. 21:45
Zeus

Wylot do Polski!
will have a lot to do when he goes back to poland

ZAPRASZAMY SERDECZNIE NA SPOTKANIA Z MARIUSZEM PUDZIANOWSKIM !
SCREW MAGNUS VAN MAGNERSON!!!!! MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI IS THE BEST WORLDS STRONGEST MAN!!!!



you're welcome

[GWCGWC]

you're welcome

Dzieki

[Dr. Strangeglove]

it just says he'll be available for handshakes and questions from fans at those times except for the visit (wisyty) with the media (mediami). GWCGWC has an apparent understanding of some misspelled slurs tho

[chrozzo]

im hungry for some perogies