scram 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Sorry. No witty post here. I just need someone to make a Cliffs Notes translation of this jibberish for me. MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI z wizytą w USA (CHICAGO)na zaproszenie firmy LOWELL FOODS !!!Zapraszamy na spotkania z Mariuszem Pudzianowskim w CHICAGO - USA. Wizyta rozpocznie się już 14.11.2007 i potrwa do 18.11.2007 r. Mariusz Podczas swojej wizyty odwiedzi wiele miejsc. Na spotkania zapraszamy wszystkich fanów Mariusza, którzy będą mieli szansę uścisnąć rękę i zadać pytanie dla czterokrotnego Mistrza Świata Strong Man...(czytaj szczegóły wizyty dalej!)Plan wizyty szczegóły:14 listopada 2007 Środa (14 November 2007)Godz.16:00 – 17:00Konferencja Prasowa w biurze Lowell Foods,9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, IllinoisZapraszamy osoby związane z mediami(prasa, radio i telewizja - informacje szczegółowe w firmie LOWELL FOODS)www.lowellfoods.com15 listopada 2007 Czwartek (15 November 2007)Kręcenie reklamy nad jeziorem Michigan oraz w siłowni.16 listopada 2007 Piątek (16 November 2007)Godz. 14:00Wizyta w sklepie Garden Fresh,5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,IllinoisGodz. 15:30-16:30Wizyta w sklepie A&G Fruit Market,5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, IllinoisGodz. 17:30Wizyta w szkole im. Maksymiliana Kolbego5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois17 listopad 2007 Sobota (17 November 2007)Godz. 9:30-10:30Wizyta w szkole im. Emilii Plater320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, IllinoisGodz. 11:30-12:30Wizyta w szkole im. Juliusza Slowackiego187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, IllinoisGodz. 14:00-15:00Wizyta w sklepie Whole Foods620 North Cicero Avenue, ChicagoGodz. 17:00-18:00Wizyta w sklepie Avenue Food Market,6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois18 listopada 2007 Niedziela (18 November 2007)Godz. 14:00Wizyta w sklepie Gilmart5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, IllinoisGodz. 16:00Wizyta w sklepie Lassak LLC8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, IllinoisGodz. 21:45Wylot do Polski!ZAPRASZAMY SERDECZNIE NA SPOTKANIA Z MARIUSZEM PUDZIANOWSKIM !Like, OK, I know who he is and there are dates/locations written in English, so the basic instruction is clear enough.Are there any specific instructions? Does it mention if he will be doing any lifts or signing autographs? I want to take a kid (of Polish extraction- name ends in -ski) who is a big strongman fan- a HUGE Mariusz fan- to go see him in person. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 No racist rant from Scram when expected is def -EV Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 OK, OK, Poles are genetically inferior to the Germanic peoples, but wildly superior to Slavs.Can anyone Rosetta Stone out their monkey-squawk for me? With all the Chicago locations I see around here, I'm sure someone has to understand this nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Can anyone Rosetta Stone out their monkey-squawk for me?lolSorry, that's all I've got. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Kurva Moch? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 im 50/50 Polish/Germanam i okor does it really conflict you? Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 im 50/50 Polish/Germanam i okor does it really conflict you? :D Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 49 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Translated by http://www.poltran.com/Obviously not perfect, but maybe it helps:------MARIUSH PUDZIANOWSKI with visit in (to) on invitation of firm USA ( CHICAGO ) LOWELL FOODS! We invite on meetings with mariush in (to) CHICAGO Pudzianowskim - USA. Visit will be started already 14.11.2007 and mariush for 18.11.2007 during visit last visit many place. We invite all fans of mariush on meetings, which (who) will have chance hand uścisnąć and interrogate (question) for quadruple champion of world man Strong. It read details of (particularities of) visits ( further! ) Plan visit detail (particularity) wednesday in office 14 november 2007 ( 14 2007 ) – press conference November Godz.16:00 17:00 Lowell Foods, 9234 West Belmont Avenue, park Franklin, we invite illinois with media person relate ( press, radio and television in firm over lake 15 michigan - information detailed ) 15 november 2007 thursday ( 2007 ) reel (turn) advertising LOWELL FOODS www.lowellfoods.com November and in power station. In store 16 november 2007 fives (friday) ( 16 2007 ) hour visit November 14:00 Garden Fresh, 5701 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in store hour visit market 15:30-16:30 A&G Fruit, 5630 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in school hour visit memorial < they (their) > 17:30. 5843 Maksymiliana Kolbego West Strong Avenue, Chicago, illinois in school 17 november 2007 saturday ( 17 2007 ) hour visit memorial < they (their) > November 9:30-10:30. Emilia 320 Plater West Wise Road, Schaumburg, illinois in school hour visit memorial < they (their) > 11:30-12:30. Juliusz 187 Slowackiego West Dundee Road, Wheeling, illinois in store hour visit 620 14:00-15:00 Whole Foods North Cicero Avenue, in store chicago hour visit market 17:00-18:00 Avenue Food, 6850 West Belmont Avenue, chicago, illinois in store 18 november 2007 sunday ( 18 2007 ) hour visit 5050 November 14:00 Gilmart South Archer Avenue, chicago, illinois in store hour visit 8017 103 -radian 16:00 Lassak LLC West Road, Palos Hills, illinois for poland hour mouth (exit) 21:45! We INVITE ON MEETINGS with MARIUSH CORDIALLY PUDZIANOWSKIM! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 :D very welli wil continue to livetyvery very muvh Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I don't know where you guys are getting your information, but I read the whole thing and it has nothing to do with any strongman. It is actually instructions for how to extract your family after you've accidentally locked them in the car. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Isn't "speaking polish" a craigslist euphemism for whores willing to have anal sex? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 49 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Isn't "speaking polish" a craigslist euphemism for whores willing to have anal sex?I think you've confused "speaking polish" with "smoking polish sausage". Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 In exchange for some Sonic coupons I'm sure booyaga would help you out. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 2 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 A&G Fruit, 5630 West Belmont Avenue,I think that's right by "hanging gardens" which is where I played in that Chicago charity games. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Man, there's so many Polish people living in Ireland these days. They're the only thing keeping the gyms and Roman Catholic Church in business Link to post Share on other sites
booyaga 0 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 HI Link to post Share on other sites
booyaga 0 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 ok...i'll try to translate it....MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI z wizytą w USA (CHICAGO)MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI(hereafter known as MP) is comin' to the good ol' U S OF A...actually...chicago to be exactna zaproszenie firmy LOWELL FOODS !!!he will test the cantaloupes by checkin' out how firm they are at lowell foodsZapraszamy na spotkania z Mariuszem Pudzianowskim w CHICAGO - USA. Wizyta rozpocznie się już 14.11.2007 i potrwa do 18.11.2007 r. Mariusz Podczas swojej we ask that when you spot MP in chicago between nov. 14 and nov. 18 that you hit him in his swollen steroid headwizyty odwiedzi wiele miejsc. Na spotkania zapraszamy wszystkich fanów Mariusza, którzy będą mieli szansę uścisnąć rękę i zadać pytanie dla czterokrotnego with a big otter. If you don't spot him...well...then you're not a fan of MP because everyone who watches espn knows what the worlds strongest man looks like.Mistrza Świata Strong Man...(czytaj szczegóły wizyty dalej!)Yes...That's rigth THE WORLDS STRONGEST MAN IS A POLACKPlan wizyty szczegóły:Here is what we have planned:14 listopada 2007 Środa (14 November 2007)Wed. Nov 14:Godz.16:00 – 17:00He is built like ZeusKonferencja Prasowa w biurze Lowell Foods,Probably a conference and he will eat burgers at lowell foods9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, Illinois9234 West Belmont Avenue, Franklin Park, IllinoisZapraszamy osoby związane z mediamiWe ask that you order a medium cheeseburger(prasa, radio i telewizja - informacje szczegółowe w firmie LOWELL FOODS)and you might get to be on the radio or tv while eating a delicious juicy burger from lowell foods!www.lowellfoods.comwww.lowellfoods.com15 listopada 2007 Czwartek (15 November 2007)Thursday, Nov. 15:Kręcenie reklamy nad jeziorem Michigan oraz w siłowni.He will laugh at the Michigan Wolverines, eff the maize and blue!16 listopada 2007 Piątek (16 November 2007)Friday, Nov. 16:Godz. 14:00He is still built like ZeusWizyta w sklepie Garden Fresh,but this time, you will be able to watch him eat some zucchini at garden fresh5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,Illinois5701 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago,IllinoisGodz. 15:30-16:30Yup...still built like ZeusWizyta w sklepie A&G Fruit Market,and THIS time, you can watch him eat a watermelon at the a n' g fruit market5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois5630 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, IllinoisGodz. 17:30Zeus Wizyta w szkole im. Maksymiliana Kolbegowill be smokin' some herb, with his homeboy maximillian (max)5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois5843 West Strong Avenue, Chicago, Illinois17 listopad 2007 Sobota (17 November 2007)Sat. Nov. 17th:Godz. 9:30-10:30ZeusWizyta w szkole im. Emilii Platerwill be cooking w/ emiril320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, Illinois320 West Wise Road, Schaumburg, IllinoisGodz. 11:30-12:30ZeusWizyta w szkole im. Juliusza Slowackiegowill be smokin' w/ julia stiles (she needs some breast enhancements)187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, Illinois187 West Dundee Road, Wheeling, IllinoisGodz. 14:00-15:00ZeusWizyta w sklepie Whole Foodswill be back at whole foods620 North Cicero Avenue, Chicago620 North Cicero Avenue, ChicagoGodz. 17:00-18:00ZeusWizyta w sklepie Avenue Food Market,will then skip over to avenue food market6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois6850 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, Illinois18 listopada 2007 Niedziela (18 November 2007)Sunday, Nov. 18Godz. 14:00ZeusWizyta w sklepie Gilmartwill be be shopping at walmart w/ gilbertology5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, Illinois5050 South Archer Avenue, Chicago, IllinoisGodz. 16:00ZeusWizyta w sklepie Lassak LLCwill be showing his dog named lassie 8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, Illinois8017 West 103rd Road, Palos Hills, IllinoisGodz. 21:45ZeusWylot do Polski!will have a lot to do when he goes back to polandZAPRASZAMY SERDECZNIE NA SPOTKANIA Z MARIUSZEM PUDZIANOWSKIM !SCREW MAGNUS VAN MAGNERSON!!!!! MARIUSZ PUDZIANOWSKI IS THE BEST WORLDS STRONGEST MAN!!!!you're welcome Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 you're welcomeDzieki Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Strangeglove 0 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 it just says he'll be available for handshakes and questions from fans at those times except for the visit (wisyty) with the media (mediami). GWCGWC has an apparent understanding of some misspelled slurs tho Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 im hungry for some perogies Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Does Anyone Speak Polish?no-ski Link to post Share on other sites
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