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Who Would You Rather Bone?


Who Would You Rather Bone?  

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  1. 1. Who Would You...JEESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO TYPE THIS THREE TIMES?!

    • Meg Ryan
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    • Jack Nicholson: Now
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    • Jack Nicholson: 1974
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Because you are quoting Dirty Work.
That's Billy Madison.Get it right.If I was quoting Dirty Work I would talk about the guy who has his hand up the chihuahua's anus.But it was Norm MacDonald so at least you were close.
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Looking at IMDB, the only lines I found that came close are:Sam: Did you ever say that you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy? Mitch: [with a huge, smirking grin] Nooooooo. - Okay, so I like Kathy a little bit. Man, I hate the fact that we have to destroy her grandmother's building. Kathy: You guys are brothers? Mitch: Well, it's a long story... Sam: My dad boned his mom. Mitch: Okay, it's a short story. Screen Voice #1: Look! An alien! Screen Voice #2: Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other. [sam discreetly looks at the screen] Mitch: Note to self: Sam just looked at the screen. Sam: No, I didn't! I was just making sure that the reel had...! Screen Voice #1: Hey! This alien looks just like a hot guy! Screen Voice #2: You're right. We'd better have sex with him.Man, I need to get that movie on DVD, since my VCR ate my original copy of it.

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The sean connery thing may have been what I was thinking of.My favorite line of that whole movie is when he was walking down the street after destroying her mothers apartment and she askes him what his going to do and he says."I'm going to work out, (looks away) what?"Does not translate to text, but classic.

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Yes, I will go back to school to achieve victory, no man will take what my father has built unless that man is meeeeeeeeeee.My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back. No man can stop you if you try, don't I have a nice rack?Veronica I thank you for beating the shi.t out of me...I did this all by heart and I can't remeber the rest.

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All right! We're going to fight! Can I be on their side?
'The fight was great, I threw this one guy through a platte glass window''Really?''Yeah, except, the other way around'
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Yes, I will go back to school to achieve victory, no man will take what my father has built unless that man is meeeeeeeeeee.My Billy, sweet Billy boy, I knew you would go back. No man can stop you if you try, don't I have a nice rack?Veronica I thank you for beating the shi.t out of me...I see things so clearly now, I choose my destinyWe're here to help you Billy get back in school to stay, you gotta work real hard and stick it out till graduation day.Hey kids it's me, I bet you thought that I was dead, but when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemmorage in my headThere are obstacles in the world, but together we shall overcome, for you can't break a spirit and you can't kill a dreamDo you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum, do you have any more gum?
FYP...by heart also.
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