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#1 king_tanner

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:28 PM

Table #36 Update: Folding The Nuts
"With a board of Ad Ks Jh 10h Qs, Nick Schulman moves all in for almost 25,000 into the tiny pot and Men "The Master" Nguyen quickly calls all in behind him. Seat 3 folds and Tom Dobrilovic moves all in behind. Seat 6 announces that he is all in and now it is up to Beth Shak to make her decision. After a few moments, she decides to muck her cards.

Of course, the players turn over their cards and begin to laugh. Schulman says, "Every little chip helps," as he collects his piece of the pot. Nguyen can't stop laughing and Seat 3 still has no idea what is going on. Dobrilovic, who held pocket fours, stays silent and Seat 6 disappointingly shows his counterfeited Q-7 offsuit."


Are you kidding me? Beginners don't even do that s_hit.

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$5,000 lol wish it was 5000

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:33 PM

Beth Shak is the epitome of a dumb broad playing with her husbands money.
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:41 PM

Too bad she didn't have aces, she would have danced around and then come back to the table and re-raised...
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:51 PM

obv didn't want to show her hand and give info away

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE (Chicago99 @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 3:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
obv didn't want to show her hand and give info away


You mean that's what Dan told her to say right? lol

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$5,000 lol wish it was 5000

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:07 PM

And she's a "Full Tilt Pro"?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:19 PM

QUOTE (HubDub04 @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 6:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Beth Shak is the epitome of a dumb broad playing with her husbands money.


qft

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:22 PM

From: http://www.pokerpages.com/players/profiles...3/beth-shak.htm

Ambition: To be the best possible poker player that I can. To win a major tournament

Falling way short of that!!!
There was madness in any direction, at any hour…You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning…. And that, I think, was the handle-that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting-on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave….So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark-that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:41 PM

I'd fold, don't want to be risking all your chips there in case it isn't a chopped pot. You can't lose what you don't put in the middle.
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im still not sold that many of these people that get these big online scores are winners when it comes to the live game, which, by the way, is real poker.


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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:43 PM

QUOTE (chgocubs99 @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 4:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd fold, don't want to be risking all your chips there in case it isn't a chopped pot. You can't lose what you don't put in the middle.


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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:49 PM

she was scared of someone having the all powerful rainbow straight flush with 5 cards of all 5 different suits that beats all other hands


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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE (loxo @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 6:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know, someone's going to take you seriously.



Not anymore. Dammit.
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im still not sold that many of these people that get these big online scores are winners when it comes to the live game, which, by the way, is real poker.


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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:57 PM

What if someone had 89. Then they would have a 7 card straight. Surely a 7 card straight beats a 5 card straight?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:57 PM

What if someone had 89. Then they would have a 7 card straight. Surely a 7 card straight beats a 5 card straight?
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:15 PM

uhm obv she was playing 2 card omaha where both cards must be played.
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:42 PM

I'm sure Dan will take it out on her tonight to make things right.

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QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


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I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:43 PM

thats really really bad poker. how on earth do these players get the money to go into these events and than not notice something as obvious as a board like that. ****ing community nuts
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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE (conor_mw @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 5:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
thats really really bad poker. how on earth do these players get the money to go into these events and than not notice something as obvious as a board like that. ****ing community nuts


That's not even the half of it. The real tragedy is the government and banks have taken multiple steps to make it as hard on these idiots as possible to deposit online. *cries*
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


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I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:55 PM

uhmm.. how was the "fold when you dont have to" strategy called from one of the threads in general poker strategy?

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE (Chicago99 @ Thursday, November 8th, 2007, 4:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
obv didn't want to show her hand and give info away


anyone think there is reasoning here??

it looks like it was a limped pot.

lets say its still early, blinds are 50/100 and she limped AA or something in LP after a few other limpers.

then she flops top set and tried to slow play it.

now she would rather give up her 100 then look silly to the table, but she didnt realise that she would look stupid to the viewers?






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