scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Pellet gun (like, a *really* good one- 1K FPS, scope, etc) or PSP? Link to post Share on other sites
Influcted 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I'm leaning towards PSP. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Also: Fully automatic BB machine gun. One of the three: A super accurate, high velocity scoped pellet rifle, a full-auto BB machinegun, or a PSP. He's definitely getting one of the three. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 depends where he lives. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 An exurb of Portland, Oregon. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 An exurb of Portland, Oregon.wow, from my pacifist, PC neck of the woods? Unless you want the mother to press charges, the PSP is the far safer choice. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Really depends on the kid. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 wow, from my pacifist, PC neck of the woods? Unless you want the mother to press charges, the PSP is the far safer choice. Ya know, I kinda semi grew up there.Lived there from age 9 to about 15 (which are pretty profound years in ones life).Attended West Tualatin View Elementary, Cedar Park Middle- got kicked out of there and did a stretch at St. Marys Home for Boys. Used to regularly hang out at virtually every baseball card shop in Beaverton/Portland.Yes, there was still an undeniable hipster element back then, but it wasn't anywhere near what it is today. That place has become tie-dyed 'corporation blamerville' USA; a mecca for the least productive, most annoying sort of person this country produces. It was substantially less faggy when I lived there. All my best friends grew up to be loggers. zololol. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Really depends on the kid.He's a good boy. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 subscription to playboyand the beer of the month club Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 i am going to assume that its sort of rural there and say go for the pellet riffle. i didn't find the psp to be all that fun. an automatic bb gun just seems like its made to get into trouble with. but the riffle he could have fun challenging himself to shoot things more accurately from farther away and stuff like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 i am going to assume that its sort of rural there and say go for the pellet riffle. i didn't find the psp to be all that fun. an automatic bb gun just seems like its made to get into trouble with. but the riffle he could have fun challenging himself to shoot things more accurately from farther away and stuff like that.Yeah, but if the kid's ultimate goal is to be a real hunter, he's going to have to learn to overwhelm helpless prey with automatic weaponry at some point anyways, right? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 12 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 they'll manage to blame either of the gifts if he murders someone later in life, so buy both to get him national coverage. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Yeah, but if the kid's ultimate goal is to be a real hunter, he's going to have to learn to overwhelm helpless prey with automatic weaponry at some point anyways, right?lol i wouldnt know anything about that. when i was younger i lived in upstate new york and i used to have fun shooting cardboard targets with a bow and arrow. i was thinking more along those lines. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Yes, there was still an undeniable hipster element back then, but it wasn't anywhere near what it is today. That place has become tie-dyed 'corporation blamerville' USA; a mecca for the least productive, most annoying sort of person this country produces. It was substantially less faggy when I lived there. All my best friends grew up to be loggers. zololol.Any dad who raises a son in P-town who grows up to be a logger against all odds should be proud, indeed.To sum up the Northwest.. hmm... picture worth 1000 words? Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 they'll manage to blame either of the gifts if he murders someone later in life, so buy both to get him national coverage.they might sue the company that makes them instead. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 lol i wouldnt know anything about that. when i was younger i lived in upstate new york and i used to have fun shooting cardboard targets with a bow and arrow. i was thinking more along those lines.Just to be safe, go for the sure present:+ Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 they'll manage to blame either of the gifts if he murders someone later in life, so buy both to get him national coverage.Excellent point! Funny how we still had mass murderers and school shootings before video games..Of course, back then we didn't have an overwhelming surplus of media to span the globe looking for depressing news to boost ratings.Imagine living 40 years ago.. You wouldn't be able to hear about every horrible thing that happened in the world on a daily basis. Someone could run over a cat in Beaver Creek, Ontario, and you wouldn't even hear about it complete with video and neighbor commentary at 5 O'clock sharp! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 977 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Def the pellet rifle. I grew up in the country and spent many great hours prowling around with a buddy shooting birds.PC? um...no, but it went a long way towards making both of us deadly shots when we went hunting for big game. I mean, when you're shooting sparrows and such and get so good that you give each other crap for NOT making a head shot at one 50ft up a tree with a pellet gun w/open sights it makes you very accurate with a scoped rifle.This was like 25 years ago also. Probably wouldn't go over so good now. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Def the pellet rifle. I grew up in the country and spent many great hours prowling around with a buddy shooting birds.PC? um...no, but it went a long way towards making both of us deadly shots when we went hunting for big game. I mean, when you're shooting sparrows and such and get so good that you give each other crap for NOT making a head shot at one 50ft up a tree with a pellet gun w/open sights it makes you very accurate with a scoped rifle.This was like 25 years ago also. Probably wouldn't go over so good now.I grew up the same way. We lived in the country and I went "tweety bird hunting" after school. If you want to make him a better shot peep sights or post sights would do it. Scope on a pellet gun seems kind of ridiculous, everything you can kill is within 100 yards anyway.The fully automatic BB gun sounds so dope but a horrible present for a young kid. It's like a accident/news story waiting to happen. Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 The full auto BB machine gun is probably the most "fun" thing I own (and I include in this the numerous firearms I still technically "own" but no longer posses, jet ski, property on an Island, etc)Seriously. It's a total ****ing hoot. You can get a mod board to make it cycle 1200 rpm on natural FA (factory is about 600 rpm and 6 shot burst only)Vid of one in action Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 When I'm buying gifts for young children, I try to make sure it's something erotics enough to pique his interest, but seemingly parentally inconspicuous, so as not to tip his guardian(s) off to my intentions. Think: G.I. Joe vibrator, or like a teddy bear, but with a giant penis. But sedative candy is really your best bet, if you're gonna' be sleazy about it. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 i still think my idea is the best in the thread Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 When I'm buying gifts for young children, I try to make sure it's something erotics enough to pique his interest, but seemingly parentally inconspicuous, so as not to tip his guardian(s) off to my intentions. Think: G.I. Joe vibrator, or like a teddy bear, but with a giant penis. But sedative candy is really your best bet, if you're gonna' be sleazy about it.close. maybe if it had been the first reply. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 PSP Link to post Share on other sites
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