serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 So I am in the home stretch for my 5000th post and I have decided to mark the occasion with a post that is sort of like an autobiography...I will reveal a lot about myself with respect to a lot of topics, obviously focusing on hockey and poker since this is FCP....I guarantee you guys that it will be interesting and thought provoking to find out something about the real Serge and my past...I have actually thought about writing a book and this will be like a condensed version of the book that will come to print in the next couple of years..A lot of you dont know who I really am , all you see is the goofy, sometimes stupid posts and rants that I make on here. Some people hate me for these posts, some people ridicule me and then a few of you are amused...However the Serge you read about on here is not the real Serge and the 5000th post will provide a little snippet into my life and my past and upbringing..To the moderators I realize technically this can be viewed as off topic however there will be a lot of hockey content and I appreciate if you let me bend the rules just this one time in the hockey forum...I was going to wait to post this monumental post when the Leafs won the Cup , however (insert joke here)....With the current pace of my posts we might achieve this milestone sometime before Christmas, maybe sooner depending on how much posts I make...I understand some of you may not care, however some of you may find it amusing and interesting..I appreciate your time..Thanks Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Lock it up! Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 I have begun writing already....I am excited. Link to post Share on other sites
rinswun 6 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 roenick: 500serge: 5000first to...? Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 only 968 to go. Dam I have to start spamming on here to get my post count up. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I think I might hit 20k before serge hits 5k. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I read on the internet that he reveals that he's having an affair with Kyle Wellwood. Someone in the leafs organization leaked the surprise ending..... or was that the happy ending? Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 I cant comment on the validity on those rumours.. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 So I am in the home stretch for my 5000th post ...Home stretch = on pace for breaking though in July 08? Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 it should be a lot quicker than that...My posts in the summer months dont move as much, however hockey season its on overdrive...over/under is December 16 2007 Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 understandable Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 BAN Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 here's a breakdown of his posts20 Leaf games between now and than20*10 posts a game =2004 of those games are against the habs 4*10 extra post 200+40=2403 of those games will be Iam freakin speechless how the hell did the Leafs lose I can't post loses -303 of those games will be how the hell did the Leafs win that game +30 evens outAt least 20 posts on Wellwood coming back plus 10 more on Tucker coming back so 200+40-30+30+30=270Now he will post at least once in the sports betting section everyday so 270+60=330Gruven and DigM should piss him off at least 15 more times which each will have 5 post for each piss off 330+75=405Now the final this one is below the belt the Iam leaving post thread which will take place after a 7 game losing streak good for another 20 posts total 425Oh ya the Iam back post good for another 15Grand Total 440Iam on the after Dec 16 bet Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 On track for 500+1 Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I look forward to it Serge! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Over 4000 posts on an internet forum?Get a life, loser! Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 here's a breakdown of his posts20 Leaf games between now and than20*10 posts a game =2004 of those games are against the habs 4*10 extra post 200+40=2403 of those games will be Iam freakin speechless how the hell did the Leafs lose I can't post loses -303 of those games will be how the hell did the Leafs win that game +30 evens outAt least 20 posts on Wellwood coming back plus 10 more on Tucker coming back so 200+40-30+30+30=270Now he will post at least once in the sports betting section everyday so 270+60=330Gruven and DigM should piss him off at least 15 more times which each will have 5 post for each piss off 330+75=405Now the final this one is below the belt the Iam leaving post thread which will take place after a 7 game losing streak good for another 20 posts total 425Oh ya the Iam back post good for another 15Grand Total 440Iam on the after Dec 16 betLol...that had me literally laughing... Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 31, 2007 Author Share Posted October 31, 2007 Over 4000 posts on an internet forum?Get a life, loser! lol...I am still a puppy amongst the legends like you , Zach and Dale..I dont post much in the othe forums though... Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 On track for 500+1race? Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 it should be a lot quicker than that...My posts in the summer months dont move as much, however hockey season its on overdrive...over/under is December 16 2007i'll take the over for 10? Link to post Share on other sites
doox 15 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 When I read this thread title, I thought it referred to how many days until he had to ship DM $5000 for that massive prop bet they have going. I'm disappointed. Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 When I read this thread title, I thought it referred to how many days until he had to ship DM $5000 for that massive prop bet they have going. I'm disappointed.Good catch / well played. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 DM has no shot in winning that bet...and he knows it Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 DM has no shot in winning that bet...and he knows itYes, I'm famous for making bets I have no chance at winning. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Yes, I'm famous for making bets I have no chance at winning.Me too.... Link to post Share on other sites
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