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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP2 ($49.50)
MP3 ($50)
CO ($53.65)
Button ($62.80)
Hero ($67.55)
BB ($20.75)
UTG ($84.50)
UTG+1 ($45.65)
MP1 ($48.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG raises to $2, 1 fold, MP1 calls $2, 1 fold, MP3 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold.

Flop: ($8.50) , , (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $5.5, MP1 calls $5.50, MP3 calls $5.50, Hero raises to $12, UTG calls $6.50, MP1 folds, MP3 calls $6.50.

Turn: ($50) (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets $36, and is All In, Hero raises to $53.55, and is All In, UTG Folds

Villain shows

River: ($50) (2 players)[/color]


Final Pot: $122

Hero has 3s 3c (flush, ten high).
Villain has Jc 6d (flush, jack high)

Villain wins $119




Sometimes I just think,
why do I bother?

[Citizen Erased]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3938848071: Table Camino Bravo - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:15:25 ET - 2007/10/23
Seat 1: kid w dream ($49.95)
Seat 2: dave2386 ($30.10)
Seat 3: redwingwin ($37.80)
Seat 4: BMORETOM ($37.35)
Seat 5: ereliaesae ($8)
Seat 6: LargeMargeDD ($30.85)
Seat 7: Dudeman IV ($43)
Seat 8: FAT66 ($48.85)
Seat 9: heat of moment ($10.15)
dave2386 posts the small blind of $0.25
redwingwin posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Ts Jd]
BMORETOM folds
ereliaesae has 15 seconds left to act
ereliaesae raises to $1.50
LargeMargeDD calls $1.50
Dudeman IV calls $1.50
FAT66 folds
heat of moment calls $1.50
kid w dream folds
dave2386 folds
redwingwin calls $1
*** FLOP *** [9h 8s Qd]
redwingwin checks
ereliaesae bets $6.50, and is all in
LargeMargeDD folds
Dudeman IV calls $6.50
heat of moment folds
redwingwin folds
ereliaesae shows [Qh Ah]
Dudeman IV shows [Ts Jd]
*** TURN *** [9h 8s Qd] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9h 8s Qd Th] [8h]
ereliaesae shows a flush, Ace high
Dudeman IV shows a straight, Queen high
ereliaesae wins the pot ($19.75) with a flush, Ace high
ereliaesae adds $12
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.75 | Rake $1
Board: [9h 8s Qd Th 8h]
Seat 1: kid w dream (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dave2386 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: redwingwin (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: BMORETOM didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ereliaesae showed [Qh Ah] and won ($19.75) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: LargeMargeDD folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Dudeman IV showed [Ts Jd] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 8: FAT66 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: heat of moment folded on the Flop

[danc1984]

Wow man, you are a backdoor magnet!

[Citizen Erased]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Hero ($17.45)
UTG+1 ($9.80)
MP1 ($2.80)
MP2 ($5.75)
MP3 ($4.85)
CO ($10)
Button ($10.20)
SB ($7.80)
BB ($6.45)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero raises to $0.3, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.30, MP3 calls $0.30, CO calls $0.30, 3 folds.

Flop: ($1.35) , , (4 players)
Hero bets $0.5, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $4.55, CO folds, Hero calls $4.05.

Turn: ($10.45) (2 players)

River: ($10.45) (2 players)

Final Pot: $10.45

Hero has Th Jc (straight, jack high).
MP3 has Qc Jh (straight, king high).
Outcome: MP3 wins $10.45.

[Citizen Erased]

My betting line in this is to mirror the total bluff from the hand before, that Villain put me AI with...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($13.50)
BB ($13.75)
UTG ($23.15)
Hero ($10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.4, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30.

Flop: ($0.85) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.1, BB calls $0.10.

Turn: ($1.05) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.1, BB raises to $0.2, Hero calls $0.10.

River: ($1.45) (2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $2.3, BB raises to $13.05, Hero calls $7 (All-In).

Final Pot: $20.05

BB has 5s 5c (four of a kind, fives).
Hero has As Tc (full house, tens full of fives).
Outcome: BB wins $23.80.

[Citizen Erased]

WHY THE **** DO I BOTHER PLAYING THIS ****ING GAME?
GOOD POKER = GAIN MONEY. SHIT LUCK = LOSE MONEY.
DONT LET RESULTS AFFECT MY PLAY?! I DONT, AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS


PokerStars Game #14459212294: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/01/10 - 14:29:39 (ET)
Table 'Diotima II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Deb234510 ($3.35 in chips)
Seat 2: loevenwong ($1.09 in chips)
Seat 4: canesecco ($4.52 in chips)
Seat 5: tbnk de cris ($3.30 in chips)
Seat 7: badboyflush ($1.64 in chips)
Seat 8: Soene83 ($2.04 in chips)
Seat 9: Dudeman IV ($6.08 in chips)
loevenwong: posts small blind $0.01
canesecco: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Kc Kh]
tbnk de cris: calls $0.02
badboyflush: calls $0.02
Soene83: folds
Dudeman IV: raises $0.06 to $0.08
Deb234510: folds
loevenwong: calls $0.07
canesecco: calls $0.06
tbnk de cris: calls $0.06
badboyflush: calls $0.06
*** FLOP *** [9s 5s Js]
loevenwong: checks
Padersee has returned
canesecco: bets $0.06
tbnk de cris: raises $0.16 to $0.22
badboyflush: folds
Dudeman IV: calls $0.22
Yattaw01 has returned
loevenwong: calls $0.22
canesecco: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 5s Js] [6h]
loevenwong: checks
tbnk de cris: bets $0.25
Dudeman IV: calls $0.25
loevenwong: calls $0.25
*** RIVER *** [9s 5s Js 6h] [Ac]
loevenwong: checks
tbnk de cris: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $0.83
loevenwong: calls $0.54 and is all-in
tbnk de cris: calls $0.83
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
tbnk de cris: shows [9h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
tbnk de cris collected $0.53 from side pot
loevenwong: mucks hand
tbnk de cris collected $3.34 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.07 Main pot $3.34. Side pot $0.53. | Rake $0.20
Board [9s 5s Js 6h Ac]
Seat 1: Deb234510 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: loevenwong (small blind) mucked [As 2d]
Seat 4: canesecco (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: tbnk de cris showed [9h Jh] and won ($3.87) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 7: badboyflush folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Soene83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Dudeman IV showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings







PokerStars Game #14459474250: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/01/10 - 14:42:03 (ET)
Table 'Diotima II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: loevenwong ($2.81 in chips)
Seat 3: Padersee ($0.44 in chips)
Seat 4: leebmf ($2.43 in chips)
Seat 5: tbnk de cris ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 6: KorN_PonK ($2.94 in chips)
Seat 7: badboyflush ($5.21 in chips)
Seat 8: Soene83 ($2.29 in chips)
Seat 9: Dudeman IV ($4.40 in chips)
KorN_PonK: posts small blind $0.01
badboyflush: posts big blind $0.02
COCOWASH: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Ah Ac]
Soene83: folds
Dudeman IV: calls $0.02
loevenwong: calls $0.02
Padersee: raises $0.02 to $0.04
leebmf: folds
tbnk de cris: folds
KorN_PonK: raises $0.10 to $0.14
badboyflush: folds
Dudeman IV: calls $0.12
loevenwong: folds
loevenwong is sitting out
Padersee: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [4d Jc 4s]
loevenwong has returned
Soene83 leaves the table
KorN_PonK: bets $2.80 and is all-in
Dudeman IV: calls $2.80
Padersee: calls $0.30 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4d Jc 4s] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [4d Jc 4s Ks] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KorN_PonK: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Fours)
Dudeman IV: mucks hand
KorN_PonK collected $4.75 from side pot
Padersee: mucks hand
KorN_PonK collected $1.31 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.36 Main pot $1.31. Side pot $4.75. | Rake $0.30
Board [4d Jc 4s Ks 8c]
Seat 2: loevenwong folded before Flop
Seat 3: Padersee mucked [6s 6d]
Seat 4: leebmf folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tbnk de cris (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KorN_PonK (small blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($6.06) with a full house, Kings full of Fours
Seat 7: badboyflush (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Soene83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Dudeman IV mucked [Ah Ac]




PokerStars Game #14459138955: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/01/10 - 14:26:18 (ET)
Table 'Anchises V' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Dudeman IV ($5.09 in chips)
Seat 3: mali shurda ($5.14 in chips)
Seat 4: royalking500 ($5.03 in chips)
Seat 5: Pokerarv ($2.65 in chips)
Seat 6: A8AA8 ($3.26 in chips)
Seat 7: Slaaasch ($2.45 in chips)
Seat 8: The3rdMan ($0.57 in chips)
Seat 9: tillermannn ($2.51 in chips)
mali shurda: posts small blind $0.01
royalking500: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Kd Ks]
A8AA8 said, "u might run into mine"
Pokerarv said, "and then he hits his 2 outer on the river "
Pokerarv: folds
A8AA8: calls $0.02
Slaaasch: folds
The3rdMan: folds
tillermannn: folds
A8AA8 said, "chance favors the prepared"
Dudeman IV: raises $0.08 to $0.10
mali shurda: folds
royalking500: folds
A8AA8: calls $0.08
*** FLOP *** [Qd 7h 7s]
A8AA8: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $0.16
A8AA8: raises $0.16 to $0.32
Dudeman IV: calls $0.16
*** TURN *** [Qd 7h 7s] [As]
A8AA8: bets $0.84
Dudeman IV: raises $3.83 to $4.67 and is all-in
A8AA8: calls $2 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qd 7h 7s As] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
A8AA8: shows [7d Jd] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
Dudeman IV: mucks hand
A8AA8 collected $6.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.55 | Rake $0.30
Board [Qd 7h 7s As Ac]
Seat 1: Dudeman IV (button) mucked [Kd Ks]
Seat 3: mali shurda (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: royalking500 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Pokerarv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: A8AA8 showed [7d Jd] and won ($6.25) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 7: Slaaasch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: The3rdMan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: tillermannn folded before Flop (didn't bet)





PokerStars Game #14462427095: Tournament #73355520, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/01/10 - 16:51:54 (ET)
Table '73355520 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Pareto80 (10306 in chips)
Seat 3: Dudeman IV (5985 in chips)
Seat 4: ad1833 (2730 in chips)
Seat 8: marcoiva (8720 in chips)
Seat 9: I am Newf (5435 in chips)
Pareto80: posts the ante 50
Dudeman IV: posts the ante 50
ad1833: posts the ante 50
marcoiva: posts the ante 50
I am Newf: posts the ante 50
Dudeman IV: posts small blind 300
ad1833: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Ah Jh]
marcoiva: folds
I am Newf: folds
Pareto80: raises 9656 to 10256 and is all-in
Dudeman IV: calls 5635 and is all-in
ad1833: folds
*** FLOP *** [2s 7s 4d]
*** TURN *** [2s 7s 4d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [2s 7s 4d 5d] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Ah Jh] (high card Ace)
Pareto80: shows [4s As] (a pair of Fours)
Pareto80 collected 12720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12720 | Rake 0
Board [2s 7s 4d 5d Th]
Seat 1: Pareto80 (button) showed [4s As] and won (12720) with a pair of Fours
Seat 3: Dudeman IV (small blind) showed [Ah Jh] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: ad1833 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: marcoiva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: I am Newf folded before Flop (didn't bet)




PokerStars Game #14463010186: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/10 - 17:18:21 (ET)
Table 'Kevo IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Dudeman IV ($9.11 in chips)
Seat 2: Bejlmru ($6.83 in chips)
Seat 3: Druida 5 ($1.89 in chips)
Seat 4: kculoN ($10.60 in chips)
Bejlmru: posts small blind $0.02
Druida 5: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Jd Ac Ad Kc]
kculoN: calls $0.05
Dudeman IV: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Bejlmru: folds
Druida 5: folds
kculoN: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [4c 6d Tc]
kculoN: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $0.10
kculoN: calls $0.10
*** TURN *** [4c 6d Tc] [7c]
kculoN: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $0.25
kculoN: raises $0.30 to $0.55
skipwayland joins the table at seat #6
Dudeman IV: calls $0.30
*** RIVER *** [4c 6d Tc 7c] [5c]
kculoN: bets $0.75
Dudeman IV: raises $1.20 to $1.95
kculoN: raises $5.52 to $7.47
Dudeman IV: raises $0.84 to $8.31 and is all-in
kculoN: calls $0.84
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Jd Ac Ad Kc] (a flush, Ace high)
kculoN: shows [7s 8c 6c Td] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
kculoN collected $17.39 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.29 | Rake $0.90
Board [4c 6d Tc 7c 5c]
Seat 1: Dudeman IV (button) showed [Jd Ac Ad Kc] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Bejlmru (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Druida 5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kculoN showed [7s 8c 6c Td] and won ($17.39) with a straight flush, Four to Eight

[Citizen Erased]

I give up. There's only so much stupidly back beats I can take, and they're the majority.

PokerStars Game #14526596100: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/01/13 - 10:26:09 (ET)
Table 'Tabit II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: FeZzo@win ($7.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Dudeman IV ($4.10 in chips)
Seat 3: DreBomb ($8.80 in chips)
Seat 4: no1lion99 ($8.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Guuzinho ($10 in chips)
Seat 6: dric94 ($9.25 in chips)
DreBomb: posts small blind $0.05
no1lion99: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Kc Ad]
Guuzinho: raises $0.20 to $0.30
dric94: calls $0.30
FeZzo@win: folds
Dudeman IV: calls $0.30
DreBomb: calls $0.25
no1lion99: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 5h 5c]
DreBomb: checks
Guuzinho: bets $0.70
dric94: folds
Dudeman IV: raises $1.30 to $2.00
DreBomb: folds
Guuzinho: calls £1.30
*** TURN *** [Kh 5h 5c] [Ah]
Guuzinho: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $1.80 and is all-in
Guuzinho: calls $1.80
*** RIVER *** [Kh 5h 5c Ah] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Kc Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Guuzinho: shows [Jh Ks] (a flush, Ace high)
Guuzinho collected $8.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.90 | Rake $0.40
Board [Kh 5h 5c Ah 9h]
Seat 1: FeZzo@win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dudeman IV (button) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: DreBomb (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: no1lion99 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Guuzinho showed [Jh Ks] and won ($8.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: dric94 folded on the Flop

PokerStars Game #14527009345: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/01/13 - 10:50:30 (ET)
Table 'Tabit II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: FeZzo@win ($5.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Dudeman IV ($6.65 in chips)
Seat 3: DreBomb ($12.85 in chips)
Seat 4: no1lion99 ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 5: RichinVegas ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 6: dric94 ($7.20 in chips)
dric94: posts small blind $0.05
FeZzo@win: posts big blind $0.10
no1lion99: posts small & big blinds $0.15
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Ah Ac]
Dudeman IV: raises $0.20 to $0.30
DreBomb: folds
no1lion99: folds
RichinVegas: folds
dric94: raises $0.20 to $0.50
FeZzo@win: folds
Dudeman IV: raises $0.60 to $1.10
dric94: calls $0.60
*** FLOP *** [Js Qd 4c]
no1lion99 leaves the table
dric94: checks
DennisGPunkt joins the table at seat #4
Dudeman IV: bets $1.35
dric94: raises $1.35 to $2.70
Dudeman IV: raises $2.85 to $5.55 and is all-in
dric94: calls $2.85
*** TURN *** [Js Qd 4c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Js Qd 4c 5c] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dric94: shows [Jh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Dudeman IV: mucks hand
dric94 collected $12.90 from pot
RichinVegas is disconnected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.55 | Rake $0.65
Board [Js Qd 4c 5c Td]
Seat 1: FeZzo@win (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dudeman IV mucked [Ah Ac]
Seat 3: DreBomb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: no1lion99 folded before Flop
Seat 5: RichinVegas (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dric94 (small blind) showed [Jh Qc] and won ($12.90) with two pair, Queens and Jacks

[dlingdling]

I give up. There's only so much stupidly back beats I can take, and they're the majority.

[rant]You and I are living the same life. I'd love to see any of these teenage phenoms deal with luck like this. They wouldn't be bragging and flipping for $500 and thumbing their nose at anyone who works for a living. They'd be unknowns crawling back to mom and dad, begging to re-enroll in school. Instead, we watch the next luckbox phenom call with T5o out of position or call massive 3bets with 52s, take our money with a suckout, then convince themselves they are balla's.[/rant, but really only the beginning]

[Citizen Erased]

ARGHHHHHHHHH WHY BOTHERRRRRRR


PokerStars Game #14894593354: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/28 - 18:42:18 (ET)
Table 'Deimos IV' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: strategiepok ($9.74 in chips)
Seat 2: Huck55 ($10.68 in chips)
Seat 3: haddad20 ($6.39 in chips)
Seat 4: coors1978 ($6.47 in chips)
Seat 6: Zermudas ($10 in chips)
Seat 7: ulaska ($8.93 in chips)
Seat 8: Dudeman IV ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 9: pmcv21 ($9.67 in chips)
Huck55: posts small blind $0.02
haddad20: posts big blind $0.05
Zermudas: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Kh Kc]
coors1978: folds
Zermudas: checks
ulaska: folds
Dudeman IV: raises $0.20 to $0.25
pmcv21: folds
strategiepok: calls $0.25
Huck55: calls $0.23
haddad20: calls $0.20
Zermudas: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js 4h 7s]
Huck55: checks
haddad20: checks
Dudeman IV: bets $0.70
strategiepok: calls $0.70
Huck55: folds
haddad20: folds
*** TURN *** [Js 4h 7s] [Qh]
Dudeman IV: bets $1.65
strategiepok: raises $2.70 to $4.35
Dudeman IV: calls $2.35 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Js 4h 7s Qh] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
strategiepok: shows [Jh Th] (a flush, Queen high)
strategiepok collected $9.95 from pot
Schrappers has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.45 | Rake $0.50
Board [Js 4h 7s Qh 9h]
Seat 1: strategiepok (button) showed [Jh Th] and won ($9.95) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: Huck55 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: haddad20 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: coors1978 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Zermudas folded before Flop
Seat 7: ulaska folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Dudeman IV showed [Kh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: pmcv21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Dudeman IV said, "the only solace in that hand"
Dudeman IV said, "is finding out that people can play that damn bad"
Dudeman IV said, "*notes*"
Dudeman IV said, ""extremely bad player""
Dudeman IV said, "*ends note*"





PokerStars Game #14895655941: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/28 - 19:29:55 (ET)
Table 'Deimos IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: mpeGroCkz ($1.88 in chips)
Seat 2: Carpediem111 ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Emang8 ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Schrappers ($4.59 in chips)
Seat 6: Mniam ($3.35 in chips)
Seat 7: Dreas40 ($9.70 in chips)
Seat 8: Dudeman IV ($2.52 in chips)
Seat 9: pmcv21 ($9.90 in chips)
Dudeman IV: posts small blind $0.02
pmcv21: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Qs Qh]
mpeGroCkz: folds
Carpediem111: folds
Emang8: folds
Schrappers: folds
Mniam: folds
Dreas40: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Dudeman IV: raises $0.30 to $0.45
pmcv21: folds
Dreas40: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [Js 6s 6d]
Dudeman IV: checks
Dreas40: bets $0.15
Dudeman IV: raises $0.45 to $0.60
Dreas40: raises $8.65 to $9.25 and is all-in
Dudeman IV: calls $1.47 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Js 6s 6d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6s 6d Kd] [5s]
Dudeman IV said, "turn"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Qs Qh] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
Dreas40: shows [6c 9c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Dreas40 collected $4.84 from pot
Dudeman IV said, "OMG"
Dudeman IV said, "LOL"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.09 | Rake $0.25
Board [Js 6s 6d Kd 5s]
Seat 1: mpeGroCkz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Carpediem111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Emang8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Schrappers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Mniam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Dreas40 (button) showed [6c 9c] and won ($4.84) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 8: Dudeman IV (small blind) showed [Qs Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 9: pmcv21 (big blind) folded before Flop



Dudeman IV said, "OMFG"
Dreas40 said, "lol"
pmcv21 said, "wow"
Dudeman IV said, "you call reraises with that lol"
Schrappers: calls $0.05
Dreas40 said, "sickning"
Dudeman IV said, "lol, wow"
Dreas40 said, "and hit"
Dudeman IV said, "why"
Dudeman IV said, "on earty"
Dreas40 said, "and how!"
Dudeman IV said, "do you waste your money playing mate?"

[Citizen Erased]

WHY BOTHERRRR AT ALL.
WHY WWHY WHY WHY WHY.
THE SHEER PATHETIC NATURE OF THESE PLAYERS' PLAYS SHOULD SURELY WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE?


PokerStars Game #14896183575: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/01/28 - 19:53:25 (ET)
Table 'Saturn II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: Dudeman IV ($5.20 in chips)
Seat 3: PoisonIvey26 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: Magesto ($3.24 in chips)
Seat 5: jhova79 ($2.58 in chips)
Robin'sNest7 will be allowed to play after the button
Dudeman IV: posts small blind $0.02
PoisonIvey26: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dudeman IV [Ad 5h 9h As]
Magesto: folds
jhova79: calls $0.05
Dudeman IV: raises $0.15 to $0.20
Young Offend joins the table at seat #6
PoisonIvey26: folds
jhova79: raises $0.15 to $0.35
Dudeman IV: calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [6s 5s Ah]
Dudeman IV: checks
jhova79: bets $0.05
Dudeman IV: raises $0.55 to $0.60
jhova79: raises $0.55 to $1.15
Dudeman IV: raises $3.05 to $4.20
jhova79: calls $1.08 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s 5s Ah] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [6s 5s Ah 7c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dudeman IV: shows [Ad 5h 9h As] (three of a kind, Aces)
jhova79: shows [8c 8s 9c 5c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
jhova79 collected $4.96 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.21 | Rake $0.25
Board [6s 5s Ah 7c 9d]
Seat 2: Dudeman IV (small blind) showed [Ad 5h 9h As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: PoisonIvey26 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Magesto folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jhova79 (button) showed [8c 8s 9c 5c] and won ($4.96) with a straight, Five to Nine

Dudeman IV said, "lol"
Dudeman IV said, "wow"
Dudeman IV said, "so what did you call my All In with?"
Dudeman IV said, "seems to be nothing, but surely no one is THAT bad"

[kkot]

For what it's worth, I don't like how you played a lot of those hands.

And stop berating people in the chat. Thanks!

[BeaverStyle]

For what it's worth, I don't like how you played a lot of those hands.

And stop berating people in the chat. Thanks!

I was thinking the same thing... You got most of the money in on a lot of them once you were way behind... Getting the money in as the favorite constitutes the bad beat. Unlucky,.... definitely.

[Kaveros]

At the micro limits?