This is just the beginning:
NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.
Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.
Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists
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The Revolution Has Begun
Started by hblask, Oct 22 2007 05:45 AM
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 05:45 AM
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 05:53 AM
(Opens umbrella and just waits for the shit to fly)
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:03 AM
QUOTE (BobVersion1 @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 2:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
umbrella
ella, ella, eh eh eh
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:30 AM
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 07:01 AM
Dammit! I just NOW finished my zombie plan. Looks like I gotta go back to the drawing board.
I'm gonna need more bananas.
I'm gonna need more bananas.
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 07:20 AM
QUOTE (Jargonator @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 7:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ella, ella, eh eh eh
i hate that fracking song, but hell she is HOT
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 07:58 AM
It's just further proof of the animal conspiracy. After all these years they were bound to start fighting back. It's a known fact that squirells are actually spies. To hell with the middle east, it's the animals in our own backyard we need to worry about.
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 11:18 AM
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:01 PM
QUOTE (Randy Reed @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 8:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's just further proof of the animal conspiracy. After all these years they were bound to start fighting back. It's a known fact that squirells are actually spies. To hell with the middle east, it's the animals in our own backyard we need to worry about.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
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timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:08 PM
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
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Posted 22 October 2007 - 02:03 PM
QUOTE (Jargonator @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ella, ella, eh eh eh
Very nice.
QUOTE (sandwedge @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 11:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dammit! I just NOW finished my zombie plan. Looks like I gotta go back to the drawing board.
I'm gonna need more bananas.
I'm gonna need more bananas.
Major e-val.
QUOTE (thehidden @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i hate that fracking song, but hell she is HOT
Yes, yes she is.
QUOTE (hank213 @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 4:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 07:15 PM
QUOTE (hblask @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 6:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is just the beginning:
NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.
Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.
Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists
NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.
Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.
Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists
So, they fight monkeys...with other monkeys? That seems a little expensive- why not just hire guys to dress up like monkeys... never mind, this has to be the dumbest problem I have ever heard of. There comes a time when you just put a bullet in a monkey and just go about your day. We've all done it, no big deal.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 07:18 PM
So now the CIA is using trained monkeys to knock trouble government officials in other countries.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 08:53 PM
QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007, 8:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So now the CIA is using trained monkeys to knock trouble government officials in other countries.
You want them to use untrained monkeys?
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timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:02 AM
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007, 9:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You want them to use untrained monkeys?
why not, they got one in the white house.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:39 AM
QUOTE (hblask @ Monday, October 22nd, 2007, 9:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is just the beginning:
NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.
Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.
Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists
NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.
Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.
Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.
Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists
lol...this will only mean there will be two nasty types of monkey running the city. I can't wait 'til it's televised...
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 08:33 AM
QUOTE (vonteego3 @ Wednesday, October 24th, 2007, 6:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
why not, they got one in the white house.
And he got to stack the Supreme Court for essentially the next 20 years.
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timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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