The Revolution Has Begun

[hblask 1]

This is just the beginning: NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists

[BobVersion1 0]

(Opens umbrella and just waits for the shit to fly)

[Jargonator 0]

umbrella

ella, ella, eh eh eh

[coesillian 0]

[sandwedge 30]

Dammit! I just NOW finished my zombie plan. Looks like I gotta go back to the drawing board.I'm gonna need more bananas.

[thehidden 0]

ella, ella, eh eh eh

i hate that fracking song, but hell she is HOT

[Randy Reed 0]

It's just further proof of the animal conspiracy. After all these years they were bound to start fighting back. It's a known fact that squirells are actually spies. To hell with the middle east, it's the animals in our own backyard we need to worry about.

[barrec 0]

ella, ella, eh eh eh

[Balloon guy 158]

It's just further proof of the animal conspiracy. After all these years they were bound to start fighting back. It's a known fact that squirells are actually spies. To hell with the middle east, it's the animals in our own backyard we need to worry about.

[hank213 1,824]

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

[Dogpatch 2]

ella, ella, eh eh eh

Very nice.

Dammit! I just NOW finished my zombie plan. Looks like I gotta go back to the drawing board.I'm gonna need more bananas.

Major e-val.

i hate that fracking song, but hell she is HOT

Yes, yes she is.

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

The soviet judge is holding his vote... but I say you win.

[Loismustdie 0]

This is just the beginning: NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists

So, they fight monkeys...with other monkeys? That seems a little expensive- why not just hire guys to dress up like monkeys... never mind, this has to be the dumbest problem I have ever heard of. There comes a time when you just put a bullet in a monkey and just go about your day. We've all done it, no big deal.

[grocery_mony 9]

So now the CIA is using trained monkeys to knock trouble government officials in other countries.

[Balloon guy 158]

So now the CIA is using trained monkeys to knock trouble government officials in other countries.

You want them to use untrained monkeys?

[vonteego3 0]

You want them to use untrained monkeys?

why not, they got one in the white house.

[Mercury69 3]

This is just the beginning: NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts -- encouraging them to frequent public places.Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs -- a larger and fiercer kind of monkey -- to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists

lol...this will only mean there will be two nasty types of monkey running the city. I can't wait 'til it's televised...

[Balloon guy 158]

why not, they got one in the white house.

And he got to stack the Supreme Court for essentially the next 20 years.