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Started by ThePhoenix88, Oct 10 2007 03:21 PM

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#21 SuperJon

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:20 PM

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:21 PM

How to you make your wife moan during sex?Phone her and tell herHow do you make your wife moan after sex?Punch her in the faceI'm not even after the Stakes =]
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:24 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:20 PM, said:

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. if any stakes left that would be cool thanks.
lol im seriously contemplating not talking to u anymore after that "joke" phoenix if any stakes are left give it to him for humiliating himself lol
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#24 Shakey90

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:27 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:20 PM, said:

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
lol ....that was funny......i spit beer all over my monitor..well played sir....well played
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:27 PM

View Post20TN40, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 3:50 PM, said:

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wow wasnt thinking thatwell we destoryed you but now were screwed

#26 Lip Is Fat

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:29 PM

View PostShakey90, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:27 PM, said:

lol ....that was funny......i spit beer all over my monitor..well played sir....well played
well thank you i got plenty more lol

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:32 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:29 PM, said:

well thank you i copy and paste real well
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#28 Lip Is Fat

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:33 PM

View PostSuperJon, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:32 PM, said:

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wat are you referring to?

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:33 PM

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I may not be a meteorologist, but it sure looks like it's rainin' bitches!

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:34 PM

Stakes sent to Beav, Knollie, Sage, and I would have sent it to fat lip but you didn't post your stars name. Post it within a minute and I'll send it to you.
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#31 Lip Is Fat

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:35 PM

View PostThePhoenix88, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:34 PM, said:

Stakes sent to Beav, Knollie, Sage, and I would have sent it to fat lip but you didn't post your stars name. Post it within a minute and I'll send it to you.
will u send me one please

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:36 PM

View PostThePhoenix88, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:34 PM, said:

Stakes sent to Beav, Knollie, Sage, and I would have sent it to fat lip but you didn't post your stars name. Post it within a minute and I'll send it to you.
thanks phoenix, will you be playing in this one too?

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:36 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:35 PM, said:

will u send me one please
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#34 Lip Is Fat

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:36 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:35 PM, said:

will u send me one please
Lip is Fat is my name

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:37 PM

View Postsagedecarte, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:36 PM, said:

thanks phoenix, will you be playing in this one too?
Nah, I would have but someone wants me to play some tourneys on Full Tilt for them.
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#36 Lip Is Fat

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:37 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:36 PM, said:

Lip is Fat is my name
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:37 PM

View PostThePhoenix88, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:34 PM, said:

Stakes sent to Beav, Knollie, Sage, and I would have sent it to fat lip but you didn't post your stars name. Post it within a minute and I'll send it to you.
LoLhis name on stars is "lip is fat"and his name is referring to a lipper, a.k.a. chewing that wacky tabaccy.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:37 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:36 PM, said:

Lip is Fat is my name
You can have spaces in stars names? Anyway what is your city?Nm sent
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#39 Knollie919

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:37 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:35 PM, said:

will u send me one please
and to think i didn't think u could get any dumber
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:38 PM

View PostLip Is Fat, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:37 PM, said:

Lip Is Fat grosse pointe FCP
Thanks anyway maybe next.
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