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[ThePhoenix88]

3 4.40s stakes up for grabs. BeaverStyle, Fredec, and Psufans2 get them guaranteed. If they don't reply by 8:30 eastern I will give whatever remain to the others that reply here who post a funny joke. 50/50 stakeback. Edit: changed the time cause I might be busy

[20TN40]

You know the difference between a porcupine and football stadium where Alabama plays? A porcupine has 60,000 p.ricks on the outside.

[20TN40]

Two Alabama fans are watching a Georgia Bulldog home game, seats at the 50 yard line right in front of the cheerleaders. One Alabama guy notices that the bulldog is licking his nuts and turns to his friend and says "Don't you wish you could do that?". His friend says " That dog would biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite you!"

[eYank]

20TN40, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 3:26 PM, said:

Two Alabama fans are watching a Georgia Bulldog home game, seats at the 50 yard line right in front of the cheerleaders. One Alabama guy notices that the bulldog is licking his nuts and turns to his friend and says "Don't you wish you could do that?". His friend says " That dog would biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite you!"

u going to jax for the FL/Ga game?

[TheDelta]

Guy at the doctor. Doctor: "I got two really bad news for you. The first one: You got cancer" "Oh my God, no! What could be as bad as that?" "Well, the second one is, you got Alzheimer" "Phew, at least not cancer..."

[SuperJon]

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?Nothing, they both taste great.SuperJon9000

[RobbyA]

I will take a chance to win you some money. GoIrishinKW (Kitchener)thanksIt was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went."Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter."Did it not taste good?" her mother asked."I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

[20TN40]

eYank, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 7:28 PM, said:

u going to jax for the FL/Ga game?

Nope, I'm gonna sit here and bask in the glory of some unidentified players showing up donning UT jerseys and beating the crap outta GA! LOLOh and since the Yankees ain't going, I'll be a Rockie fan now........GO TODD HELTON!!!

[eYank]

20TN40, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 3:43 PM, said:

Nope, I'm gonna sit here and bask in the glory of some unidentified players showing up donning UT jerseys and beating the crap outta GA! LOLOh and since the Yankees ain't going, I'll be a Rockie fan now........GO TODD HELTON!!!

Are u a Tenn. fan or GA fan?

[20TN40]

eYank, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 7:47 PM, said:

Are u a Tenn. fan or GA fan?

20TN40

[psufans2]

thanks phx my br is ok so i dont need it and i have a meeting but if u dont mind my suggestion throw my stake 20's way. and give knollie one to if his donk arse gets in hes good until he has his own money heel prolly ft it for u.ill see u guys tonight for the nightly

[daniel mahan]

a guy walks into a bar and says, " bartender give me 12 shots of vodka."the bartender says " 12 shots jesus what the occasion?man says "my first blowjob"to which the bartender replies" well i will tell you what if you get through 12 the 13th is on me."finally the man says, " sir if 12 doesnt get the taste out of my mouth........."

[sagedecarte]

hey phoenixnot sure if i missed it, but you know my sn on stars if any are available!

[Knollie919]

psufans2, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 7:55 PM, said:

thanks phx my br is ok so i dont need it and i have a meeting but if u dont mind my suggestion throw my stake 20's way. and give knollie one to if his donk arse gets in hes good until he has his own money heel prolly ft it for u.ill see u guys tonight for the nightly

lol its true but since everyone else is telling jokes ive got one Psufans ROI lol

[psufans2]

Knollie919, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:06 PM, said:

lol its true but since everyone else is telling jokes ive got one Psufans ROI lol

o rly i retake previous statement he just sap so dont give him one heel just do ghey chit with it

[BeaverStyle]

OH OH ME!!!!btw i'm drinking tonight... but i'll play your 4.40 stake on the side of the 4.40 challenge.Spankyou happy helperton.btw thx for the generosity. When I win the 4.40 challenge I'll def. hold a stakeament.btw btw did you want us to play in any 4.40 specifically? I don't know if I'll be around tonight to play any. Lemme knows.

[ThePhoenix88]

Knollie919, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:06 PM, said:

lol its true but since everyone else is telling jokes ive got one Psufans ROI lol

BeaverStyle, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:10 PM, said:

OH OH ME!!!!btw i'm drinking tonight... but i'll play your 4.40 stake on the side of the 4.40 challenge.Spankyou happy helperton.btw thx for the generosity. When I win the 4.40 challenge I'll def. hold a stakeament.btw btw did you want us to play in any 4.40 specifically? I don't know if I'll be around tonight to play any. Lemme knows.

BeaverStyle and Knollie so far. Knollie what's your star's name? I have a feeling I know but obv have to check.

[Lip Is Fat]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[Knollie919]

ThePhoenix88, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 8:16 PM, said:

BeaverStyle and Knollie so far. Knollie what's your star's name? I have a feeling I know but obv have to check.

Knollie919(grossepointeFCP)

[Lip Is Fat]

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. if any stakes left that would be cool thanks.