SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 So I drove through on my way home tongiht. I ask for no lettuce on my tacos, because I hate lettuce. SO I get home and BAM, theres a fuckin salad in my taco. Enough lettuce to feed ten rabbits. So I drive back up there and demand they remedy the mistake. Why you ask? Cause fuck them, thats why. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I said NO SALT! Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 You should walk in there with a baseball bat and ask them if they would like a fractured skull. When they say no, give it to them anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 So I drove through on my way home tongiht. I ask for no lettuce on my tacos, because I hate lettuce. SO I get home and BAM, theres a fuckin salad in my taco. Enough lettuce to feed ten rabbits. So I drive back up there and demand they remedy the mistake. Why you ask? Cause fuck them, thats why. When I order from a place that serves crap,I don't really expect much more than just that. This applies here. At Mortons,I expect a good medium rare. At Applebees,I know it will be well done,doesn't matter what I say. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 When I order from a place that serves crap,I don't really expect much more than just that. This applies here. At Mortons,I expect a good medium rare. At Applebees,I know it will be well done,doesn't matter what I say.fuck you and your fanbcy applebees meals. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 just complain and you'll get a new taco and some free shit Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 just complain and you'll get a new taco and some free shitI dont want any free shit. I just want my food, as I ordered it, and I dont want no fuckin' mistakes or excuses. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I dont want any free shit. I just want my food, as I ordered it, and I dont want no fuckin' mistakes or excuses.Go to a better place or expect mediocrity. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 just complain and you'll get a new taco and some free shit I hate you. Anybody who has ever worked in food service,hates you.Die. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 Go to a better place or expect mediocrity.Maybe I dont have the money for some fancy Applebees meal. Can the destitute not expect quality service? Are we not people too? You racist swine. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I hate you. Anybody who has ever worked in food service,hates you.Die. Maybe I dont have the money for some fancy Applebees meal. Can the destitute not expect quality service? Are we not people too? You racist swine.McDonald's is right down the street. No you cannot expect quality service. but I do like Applebees Link to post Share on other sites
kidpkrJR 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 applebees' 2fers are always a good thing Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I've probably eaten at Taco Bell at least 782 times in my life, and I can't even think of 5 times that they have screwed up my order. Maybe they just love me because I'm the coolest guy in the world, or maybe because I order the same thing almost anytime...who knows. Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I worked at Taco Bell for 2 years when I was in high school, and I rarely ever screwed up on someones order. So it totally pisses me off that now EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO THERE THEY FUCK UP MY ORDER. I know for a fact that it doesn't take even a sub average IQ to work there. blah LFT just thing about it. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I've probably eaten at Taco Bell at least 782 times in my life, and I can't even think of 5 times that they have screwed up my order. Maybe they just love me because I'm the coolest guy in the world, or maybe because I order the same thing almost anytime...who knows.Maybe the mexicans in green bay speak spanglish. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Someone better notify Ripley's. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Morton's is the most overrated restaurant in the world. I've been 3 times (3 different locations) and on each occasion my steak has been sub-par and poorly cooked, twice the sides have been lukewarm, and...I guess that's it.I'll put strychnine in the water... Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Morton's is the most overrated restaurant in the world. I've been 3 times (3 different locations) and on each occasion my steak has been sub-par and poorly cooked, twice the sides have been lukewarm, and...I guess that's it.I'll put strychnine in the water... I just ate at mortons for the first time in Sacramento and it was amazing, top 3 steaks I've ever had. Mesa Grill was still the best. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I worked at Taco Bell for 2 years when I was in high school, and I rarely ever screwed up on someones order. So it totally pisses me off that now EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO THERE THEY FUCK UP MY ORDER. I know for a fact that it doesn't take even a sub average IQ to work there. blah LFT just thing about it.How do you know you didn't fuck up? Just cause they didn't bring it back, doesn't mean it wasn't wrong. And if you know you fucked it up, why did you still give it to the customer? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 When I go to Taco Bell they screw up my order about 60% of the time in a good way. I always get a side of nacho cheese for my food, they usually just toss the chips in for free and make it an order of nachos. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 In high school, my friend Paul used to eat Taco Bell like 4 times a day. To the extent that he started dating a chick who worked there, just for free burritos. Well, the bitch said she couldn't or she'd get fired. He dumped her, citing that she had to be lying. Well, a friend of of my roommate's girlfriend, Megan -- she says they used to hang out, and she got her free shit all the time. Twat. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 OK. Can I have the number six, withromaine instead of iceberg lettuce... ...sprouts if they're fresh,and a mustard vinaigrette? No. You can havewhat's on the menu, though. - Can I have an Evian with lemon?- I got tap water with ice. Fine.When it comes to fast food, you either have to order what they're used to making, accept that they're going to fuck it up all to hell if you don't order what they're used to making, or just stop going there at all. You don't get excellent, consistent service and quality when you're paying $6 for dinner from a guy that makes $7 an hour. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 OK. Can I have the number six, withromaine instead of iceberg lettuce... ...sprouts if they're fresh,and a mustard vinaigrette? No. You can havewhat's on the menu, though. - Can I have an Evian with lemon?- I got tap water with ice. Fine.When it comes to fast food, you either have to order what they're used to making, accept that they're going to fuck it up all to hell if you don't order what they're used to making, or just stop going there at all. You don't get excellent, consistent service and quality when you're paying $6 for dinner from a guy that makes $7 an hour.$6?! It costs me less than $3 to leave full to the point of possible vomiting. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 $6?! It costs me less than $3 to leave full to the point of possible vomiting.Yeah, but I'm fat. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Yeah, but I'm fat.You should date a chick who works there, then, if it reall costs that much. Just don't date that gut-tease, Becky Sanders -- at best, she'll give you half off the cinnamon twists, and then tell you she's on her period when you move in for the Beef and Potato.Man, I couldn't even type that name with a straight face. I'd go back and come up with a name that doesn't sound so fake, but I'm amused by it. I picture the kid from the Wonder Years would've had a crush on her or something. Link to post Share on other sites
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