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#41 jmbreslin

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:39 PM

Been dipping into the Guiness again?
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Posted 13 October 2007 - 12:33 PM

WTF?Full Tilt Poker Game #3844340002: $15,000 Guarantee (28456976), Table 9 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:26:49 ET - 2007/10/13Seat 1: Ko-Ko84 (2,660)Seat 2: mamasse38 (3,235)Seat 3: CardJedi (2,415)Seat 4: Heidi_19 (18,200)Seat 5: GoNads (2,900)Seat 6: YVirus (725)Seat 7: spades42011 (8,325)Seat 8: DaBruns (2,960)Seat 9: Yoshinoya (7,344)mamasse38 posts the small blind of 30CardJedi posts the big blind of 60The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to YVirus [Ah Qs]Heidi_19 foldsGoNads calls 60YVirus raises to 725, and is all inspades42011 foldsDaBruns calls 725Yoshinoya calls 725Ko-Ko84 foldsmamasse38 foldsCardJedi foldsGoNads calls 665*** FLOP *** [Kh Jh Jd]GoNads checksDaBruns bets 2,235, and is all inYoshinoya foldsGoNads foldsDaBruns shows [Th As]YVirus shows [Ah Qs]Uncalled bet of 2,235 returned to DaBruns*** TURN *** [Kh Jh Jd] [2c]*** RIVER *** [Kh Jh Jd 2c] [3h]DaBruns shows a pair of JacksYVirus shows a pair of JacksYVirus wins the pot (2,990) with a pair of Jacks*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2,990 | Rake 0Board: [Kh Jh Jd 2c 3h]Seat 1: Ko-Ko84 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: mamasse38 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 3: CardJedi (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: Heidi_19 didn't bet (folded)Seat 5: GoNads folded on the FlopSeat 6: YVirus showed [Ah Qs] and won (2,990) with a pair of JacksSeat 7: spades42011 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: DaBruns showed [Th As] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 9: Yoshinoya folded on the Flop

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#43 Zach6668

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Posted 13 October 2007 - 09:26 PM

sup tourney donks.haven't been around here in a while.i assume you guys are keeping everything clean.don't be afraid to pm me/report any ghey threads.
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#44 Danny Dingleberry

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Posted 13 October 2007 - 09:36 PM

View PostJam-Fly, on Thursday, October 11th, 2007, 4:28 PM, said:

Nothing, just found the Ks icon funny. I'm easily amused.Congrats on the 1k post btw
haha... now that you mention it, it is quite funny.

#45 simo_8ball

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 01:20 PM

View PostZach6668, on Sunday, October 14th, 2007, 6:26 AM, said:

don't be afraid to pm me/report any ghey threads.
I think this thread is Ghey.Or if it isn't, it at least has potential.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:38 PM

;lasdkjfa;sdkfj these hands piss me off... JUST WANT TO SEND A BIG THANK YOU OUT TO FULLTILT FOR GIVING ME THE WORST CARD IN THE DECK ON THE TURN... TNX FAGGOTSFull Tilt Poker Game #3889538995: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (29607205), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:28:35 ET - 2007/10/18Seat 1: alohagirl (995)Seat 2: fdllove (1,555)Seat 3: Annuitize (1,670)Seat 4: HOMA1975 (1,390)Seat 5: Hardin624 (1,335)Seat 6: snaketakes (1,510)Seat 7: Gary212121 (1,460)Seat 8: shannaridley (1,860)Seat 9: danw416 (1,725)Gary212121 posts the small blind of 20shannaridley posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Gary212121 [9s Js]danw416 calls 40alohagirl foldsfdllove calls 40Annuitize foldsHOMA1975 foldsHardin624 foldssnaketakes has 15 seconds left to actsnaketakes calls 40Gary212121 calls 20shannaridley has 15 seconds left to actshannaridley checks*** FLOP *** [Qs 3s Jh]Gary212121 checksshannaridley bets 120danw416 foldsfdllove foldssnaketakes calls 120Gary212121 has 15 seconds left to actGary212121 raises to 560shannaridley foldssnaketakes has 15 seconds left to actsnaketakes calls 440*** TURN *** [Qs 3s Jh] [9c]Gary212121 has 15 seconds left to actGary212121 bets 860, and is all insnaketakes calls 860Gary212121 shows [9s Js]snaketakes shows [Kd Ts]*** RIVER *** [Qs 3s Jh 9c] [8c]Gary212121 shows two pair, Jacks and Ninessnaketakes shows a straight, King highsnaketakes wins the pot (3,160) with a straight, King high

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 08:32 AM

View Postjmbreslin, on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007, 4:25 PM, said:

River: (t2795) Posted Image (2 players)Final Pot: t2795Results:Hero has Qh As (straight, ace high). CO has Td Kh (full house, kings full of tens). Outcome: CO wins t2795.This may be my worst beat ever. I ran the numbers and I was a 90% favorite on the turn...
If that's true, then I envy you...
I may not be a meteorologist, but it sure looks like it's rainin' bitches!

#48 jmbreslin

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 08:47 AM

Well, I have only been playing since April...But, yes, it is my worst beat to date.
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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:35 AM

View Postjmbreslin, on Thursday, October 18th, 2007, 8:47 AM, said:

Well, I have only been playing since April...But, yes, it is my worst beat to date.
Be prepared for much worse.
I may not be a meteorologist, but it sure looks like it's rainin' bitches!

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 04:19 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #3895934440: $24,000 Guarantee (29139439), Table 106 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:12:19 ET - 2007/10/18Seat 1: PLZ COME AGAIN (2,895)Seat 2: pattimac (1,630)Seat 3: wiggum26 (6,575)Seat 4: bevo_bux (2,940)Seat 5: TrippleAAA5 (7,930)Seat 6: TPaur (2,925)Seat 7: Simo123 (2,850)Seat 8: Foenich (2,915)Seat 9: BossPlaya024 (2,955)wiggum26 posts the small blind of 20bevo_bux posts the big blind of 40The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Simo123 [9h 8h]TrippleAAA5 has 15 seconds left to actTrippleAAA5 foldsTPaur foldsSimo123 raises to 120Foenich foldsBossPlaya024 has 15 seconds left to actBossPlaya024 calls 120PLZ COME AGAIN foldspattimac foldswiggum26 has 15 seconds left to actwiggum26 foldsbevo_bux folds*** FLOP *** [Jh 8d Td]Simo123 checksBossPlaya024 checks*** TURN *** [Jh 8d Td] [As]Simo123 checksBossPlaya024 checks*** RIVER *** [Jh 8d Td As] [2d]Simo123 checksBossPlaya024 has 15 seconds left to actBossPlaya024 bets 220Simo123 calls 220*** SHOW DOWN ***BossPlaya024 shows [6d 6h] a pair of SixesSimo123 shows [9h 8h] a pair of EightsSimo123 wins the pot (740) with a pair of EightsBossPlaya024: wtffWhy is he surprised?

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 12:08 AM

Simo reads souls.

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 02:54 AM

BTW, anyone play that different? I guess most people would c/bet the flop, but I've said before that I can be pretty passive postflop.

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 05:59 AM

SpaceGravy's $25k challenge:http://www.sngicons....071008160534608

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Today I bet bigjoe 3k that I can make 25k playing the 60's in 30 days. I've been a little sick lately but once i recover i will be 20-25 tabling the 60's for 30 days and will try to make more than anyone ever has at the 60's in a 30 day period. This will not be easy but I know with my dertermination I can win this bet. The bet will start within the next week. I'll post my results daily, wish me luck!
He started taking bets at 2/1, and my former roomate has put up $4k (of which I've bought $500).

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Here are the list of players who HAVE sent money to either me or Joey, we are still waiting on a couple more players. If you HAVE sent money already and are not on this list please send me an email to gphysioc@verizon.net so I can fix it.3000 at 2-1 by Mack500 at 2-1 by Slimon2k at 2-1 by dcalzone4k at 2-1 by jjprodigysgran500 at 2-1 by gambit1000 at 2-1 by jeffdiezel100 at 2-1 by Iweargoggles
Thoughts on what his realistic odds are?He needs $833/day all month, not including rakeback or FPP conversions.

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 06:02 PM

Full Tilt PokerNo Limit Holdem TournamentBlinds: t200/t4002 playersConverterStack sizes:SB: t6760 <---------------------------------------- He has 20 more chips than meHero: t6740Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9 :D J :D SB raises to t800, Hero calls t400 (pot was t1000).Flop: J :club: 5 :D 2 :) (t1600, 2 players)Hero checks, SB bets t800, Hero raises to t2000, SB raises all-in t5960, Hero calls all-in t3940.Uncalled bets: t20 returned to SB.Turn: 4 :) (t13480, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t13480)River: T :D (t13480, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t13480)Results:Final pot: t13480SB showed 3s AcHero showed 9s JhBleh.Oh and MTTs hate me in general at the moment. They usually follow this pattern:pwnpwnYay I'm top 10 in chipspwnpwnYay I'm chip leaderpwninatepwninateuh oh, we're getting near the bubble,bad beatcooleroh look I have 5bb leftfoldfoldI have X X on the button, SB has X+1 X+1.kthxbye

#55 jmbreslin

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 06:27 AM

Wow, that's some crazy flop action for GSD with an Ace overcard. Wonder where he learned to play.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 08:20 AM

View Postjmbreslin, on Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007, 3:27 PM, said:

Wow, that's some crazy flop action for GSD with an Ace overcard. Wonder where he learned to play.
Oddly, I don't think his move was particularly -EV there against my range.

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 11:18 AM

Except that your flop check-raise must narrow your range quite a bit in his mind - I'm shocked he went with the push-reraise at that point. Assuming you're playing a made hand of some sort, he's drawing to 7 outs tops (unless your made hand is a pair of 2's). And that's assuming his Ace is good.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 04:11 PM

I switched from $10 NLHE SnG's to $15 PLO8 turbos and I'm getting my head kicked in. I'm just about ready to take my money off Stars. Maybe I'll leave $50 on there and play $1 tournies or SnG's when I'm not in the mood to grind my normal stakes. Poker has been reeeeally frustrating lately. I'm starting to think that I just plain suck.
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Posted 23 October 2007 - 04:55 PM

Full Tilt PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $50/$1009 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $3755UTG+1: $8360MP1: $5205MP2: $3105MP3: $2895Hero: $10000Button: $6355SB: $3120BB: $4915Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with 5 :D 4 :D 5 folds, Hero raises to $350, Button calls $350 (pot was $500), 2 folds.Flop: 6 :D A :D A :club: ($850, 2 players)Hero bets $500, Button calls $500 (pot was $1350).Turn: 8 :) ($1850, 2 players)Hero bets $1200, Button folds.Uncalled bets: $1200 returned to Hero. Results:Final pot: $1850Fear the second bullet.

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 05:02 PM

View Postdreamcrusher28, on Wednesday, October 24th, 2007, 1:11 AM, said:

I switched from $10 NLHE SnG's to $15 PLO8 turbos and I'm getting my head kicked in. I'm just about ready to take my money off Stars. Maybe I'll leave $50 on there and play $1 tournies or SnG's when I'm not in the mood to grind my normal stakes. Poker has been reeeeally frustrating lately. I'm starting to think that I just plain suck.
Why not go back to the $10 NLHE games?




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