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#161 TravisG

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 04:39 PM

ft of a $11 180 man donkament.me raises with AA.Villan moves all in.I slow roll call.I lose. that is all.

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 07:01 AM

View PostTravisG, on Saturday, July 12th, 2008, 4:39 PM, said:

ft of a $11 180 man donkament.me raises with AA.Villan moves all in.I slow roll call.I lose. that is all.
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Posted 13 July 2008 - 07:48 AM

this is how bad i play, screwedd the raise, became a callbot and get rivered, my morale is low and i suck lol PokerStars Game #18788495677: Tournament #94924256, $1.00+$0.10 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/07/13 - 11:42:13 (ET)Table '94924256 58' 6-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: MOSSBERG43 (3910 in chips) Seat 2: Obfusc8 (4105 in chips) Seat 3: GRJ78 (3180 in chips) Seat 4: Nuija-1989 (8205 in chips) Seat 5: harry811 (9550 in chips) Seat 6: nase0207 (6303 in chips) Nuija-1989: posts small blind 100harry811: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GRJ78 [9s 9c]nase0207: folds MOSSBERG43: calls 200Obfusc8: folds GRJ78: raises 200 to 400Nuija-1989: calls 300harry811: calls 200MOSSBERG43: calls 200*** FLOP *** [6h 8h 5d]Nuija-1989: bets 600harry811: calls 600MOSSBERG43: folds GRJ78: calls 600*** TURN *** [6h 8h 5d] [2s]Nuija-1989: bets 1800harry811: folds GRJ78: raises 380 to 2180 and is all-inNuija-1989: calls 380*** RIVER *** [6h 8h 5d 2s] [Jd]*** SHOW DOWN ***Nuija-1989: shows [8c Js] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)GRJ78: shows [9s 9c] (a pair of Nines)Nuija-1989 collected 7760 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7760 | Rake 0 Board [6h 8h 5d 2s Jd]Seat 1: MOSSBERG43 folded on the FlopSeat 2: Obfusc8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: GRJ78 (button) showed [9s 9c] and lost with a pair of NinesSeat 4: Nuija-1989 (small blind) showed [8c Js] and won (7760) with two pair, Jacks and EightsSeat 5: harry811 (big blind) folded on the TurnSeat 6: nase0207 folded before Flop (didn't bet)also i cant spell oww well can only get worse
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Posted 13 July 2008 - 08:49 PM

ya know the other night when i was 2nd in chips in a stud tourney on FT and had a boat in 5 beat by a straight flush that put me basically out on the bubble i was wondering if there was some kind of thread like this.then today after i got runnered 3 or 4 times, once BB special 72 :ts gets it all in with A3 :D on 726 rainbow flop. runner runner heartsthen in a HORSE tourney 9T spades, flop T68 2 spades, turn and river 2 and Q and Q2 of spades puts me outO8 tourney on FT, AAJ3 double suited ( :club: :D ) capped pre, bet flop and all in turn with 569T two spadesvillain has KKQT no suits(red Ks). K :4h on river and I'm gone.and then to top it off, im chip leader by a good margin with 18 left in a 180...lose 3 coin flips, 2 40/60s, a 35/65, and then ran JJ into a guy who was pushing every other hand and showed up w QQ
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 12:18 PM

lol pokerstars wasnt in this hand but lol poor bastard PokerStars Game #18867173320: Tournament #94032337, $2.02+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/07/16 - 16:15:41 (ET)Table '94032337 2' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: BB-BAZ08 (1055 in chips) Seat 2: GRJ78 (4075 in chips) Seat 3: snoangelboo (4270 in chips) Seat 4: breun (6150 in chips) Seat 5: Digital Iris (6690 in chips) Seat 6: Storsch (2595 in chips) Seat 7: knockwurst (7090 in chips) Seat 8: KuQuAT (3095 in chips) Seat 9: jm66000 (4530 in chips) knockwurst: posts small blind 50KuQuAT: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GRJ78 [2h Kh]jm66000: calls 100BB-BAZ08: raises 955 to 1055 and is all-inGRJ78: folds snoangelboo: folds breun: folds Digital Iris: folds Storsch: calls 1055knockwurst: folds KuQuAT: raises 1345 to 2400jm66000: folds Storsch: raises 195 to 2595 and is all-inKuQuAT: calls 195*** FLOP *** [9h 7d Jd]BB-BAZ08 said, "lmao"*** TURN *** [9h 7d Jd] [Ks]Storsch said, "lol"*** RIVER *** [9h 7d Jd Ks] [Qs]*** SHOW DOWN ***KuQuAT: shows [Qd Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)Storsch: shows [Th Td] (a straight, Nine to King)KuQuAT said, "noooooo"Storsch collected 3080 from side potBB-BAZ08: shows [Ts Tc] (a straight, Nine to King)BB-BAZ08 collected 1658 from main potStorsch collected 1657 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6395 Main pot 3315. Side pot 3080. | Rake 0 Board [9h 7d Jd Ks Qs]Seat 1: BB-BAZ08 showed [Ts Tc] and won (1658) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 2: GRJ78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: snoangelboo folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: breun folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Digital Iris folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Storsch (button) showed [Th Td] and won (4737) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 7: knockwurst (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: KuQuAT (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with three of a kind, QueensSeat 9: jm66000 folded before Flop
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 02:36 PM

Goddamn I hate tournaments. So much. Really.

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 03:37 PM

View Postsimo_8ball, on Sunday, August 10th, 2008, 11:36 PM, said:

Goddamn I hate tournaments. So much. Really.
This
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 03:53 PM

View Postsimo_8ball, on Sunday, August 10th, 2008, 4:36 PM, said:

Goddamn I hate tournaments. So much. Really.
Agreed. The last several tournaments have been brutal for me. Last night was the final straw and I've sworn off poker for a while.A while usually = 1 day, which means I'll probably play again later tonight. Fucking poker...

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

You want lol donkaments? I'll show you lol donkaments. This is the bubble of a micro stakes STT.PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)UTG (t3325)Button (t7090)Hero (t2295)BB (t790)Preflop: Hero is SB with KPosted Image, KPosted Image. UTG calls t50, Button raises to t350, Hero calls t325, BB calls t300, UTG raises to t3325, Button calls t2975, Hero calls t1945 (All-In), BB calls t440 (All-In).Flop: (t9735) 4Posted Image, TPosted Image, QPosted Image (4 players, 2 all-in)Turn: (t9735) 9Posted Image (4 players, 2 all-in)River: (t9735) QPosted Image (4 players, 2 all-in)Final Pot: t9735Results:UTG has Ah 3s (one pair, queens). Button has Jd 8d (straight, queen high). --->Biggest donk I've ever played against, making plays like min-reraising w/ A4 and calling huge flop overbet pushes with A7 on a 664 flop.Hero has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and queens). BB has 4d Ad (two pair, queens and fours). Outcome: Button wins t9735.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:16 PM

The guy went just a tad on tilt when this hand knocked him out.PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)UTG (t7685)UTG+1 (t12025)MP1 (t2055)Hero (t3070)MP3 (t1365)CO (t2882)Button (t1791)SB (t6120)BB (t6401)Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Posted Image, Posted Image. 5 folds, CO raises to t600, 2 folds, BB raises to t6401, CO calls t2282 (All-In).Flop: (t9383) Posted Image, Posted Image, Posted Image (2 players, 1 all-in)Turn: (t9383) Posted Image (2 players, 1 all-in)River: (t9383) Posted Image (2 players, 1 all-in)Final Pot: t5864Results in white below: BB has 2c 7s (full house, sevens full of aces). CO has Qc Kc (two pair, aces and kings). Outcome: BB wins t9383.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:40 PM

Wow, gotta love the 30BB push resteal w/ 72o...
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 09:32 PM

Winning Sng's is easy...Starting Hand #13680515-78oSOLARo is the DealerShuffling CardsoSOLARo Posted Small Blind 100ptrick0324 Posted Big Blind 200Dealing Cards You Were Dealt (7c, 7d)oSOLARo Raised to 500ptrick0324 Calls 300 Dealing Flop (8d,7h,7s)ptrick0324 All In oSOLARo All In oSOLARo Shows (7c, 7d)ptrick0324 Shows (8c, Jd)Dealing Turn (Js)Dealing River (As)ptrick0324 Wins 2,700 from Pot 2 with : Two Pair Jacks and EightsoSOLARo Wins 6,300 from Pot 1 with : Four of a Kind Sevens
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Posted 15 August 2008 - 01:58 AM

View Postsimo_8ball, on Sunday, August 10th, 2008, 11:36 PM, said:

Goddamn I hate tournaments. So much. Really.
Just thought I'd say that this statement is still true.FTOPS hates me.

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 05:53 AM

View Postsimo_8ball, on Friday, August 15th, 2008, 10:58 AM, said:

Just thought I'd say that this statement is still true.FTOPS hates me.
Which FTOPs did you play?

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 08:49 AM

Edit:nevermind, Im an idiot, joined a cake tourney for $33, because it looked like there would be a $3000 overlay. Its a bounty tourny, so first place only gets $700 when I thought it would much bigger.I couldnt find an unregister button, guess I'll be a cash donk adding dead money. I would have never paid this much in for a tourney if I didn't think I was getting an amazing price.Oh wells
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