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"After astute observation of your playing style, tendencies, facial expressions factoring in position, stack sizes, your possible hand ranges and my range against your range and how it fits this particular situation and hereby considering page 103 of Harrington on Hold em, calculating my expected value, or is that extrapolated value, no I think it's the first thing I said, yeah it is, I have made the decision to take all of these small clay discs, or are these plastic with the metal things in the middle, yeah I think they are cuz they really don't make the right sound when they hit the pot, not that I'm splashing or anything I'm just saying, anywhoo I will push them across this line thusly committing all said chips to the pot leaving no further play on any other streets, we'll just stand here and watch this dealer who you can just tell is just hoping to get a tip at the end of all this unless you pull that douchey Phil Laak bs where you run around like a tool acting like the river card is so dramatic and you'd better be the first one to see you peel off that soul-crushing card, hell speaking of Laak have you noticed him and Antonio pretty much talk EXACTLY ALIKE nowadays I mean it's SO SICK this and SO SICK that, good lord think of a new phrase already, and I don't mean just that but even their speech tempo and cadence is pretty much the same now, oh that poor dealer probably at that point would just want you to bust and leave her the hell alone even if she doesn't get the tip, so ya again haha sorry i get so excited back to the point silly me prattling on and on let's just go with it here and see what happens man it'll be good times... good times."

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"After astute observation of your playing style, tendencies, facial expressions factoring in position, stack sizes, your possible hand ranges and my range against your range and how it fits this particular situation and hereby considering page 103 of Harrington on Hold em, calculating my expected value, or is that extrapolated value, no I think it's the first thing I said, yeah it is, I have made the decision to take all of these small clay discs, or are these plastic with the metal things in the middle, yeah I think they are cuz they really don't make the right sound when they hit the pot, not that I'm splashing or anything I'm just saying, anywhoo I will push them across this line thusly committing all said chips to the pot leaving no further play on any other streets, we'll just stand here and watch this dealer who you can just tell is just hoping to get a tip at the end of all this unless you pull that douchey Phil Laak bs where you run around like a tool acting like the river card is so dramatic and you'd better be the first one to see you peel off that soul-crushing card, hell speaking of Laak have you noticed him and Antonio pretty much talk EXACTLY ALIKE nowadays I mean it's SO SICK this and SO SICK that, good lord think of a new phrase already, and I don't mean just that but even their speech tempo and cadence is pretty much the same now, oh that poor dealer probably at that point would just want you to bust and leave her the hell alone even if she doesn't get the tip, so ya again haha sorry i get so excited back to the point silly me prattling on and on let's just go with it here and see what happens man it'll be good times... good times."
Wow...effort.
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"After astute observation of your playing style, tendencies, facial expressions factoring in position, stack sizes, your possible hand ranges and my range against your range and how it fits this particular situation and hereby considering page 103 of Harrington on Hold em, calculating my expected value, or is that extrapolated value, no I think it's the first thing I said, yeah it is, I have made the decision to take all of these small clay discs, or are these plastic with the metal things in the middle, yeah I think they are cuz they really don't make the right sound when they hit the pot, not that I'm splashing or anything I'm just saying, anywhoo I will push them across this line thusly committing all said chips to the pot leaving no further play on any other streets, we'll just stand here and watch this dealer who you can just tell is just hoping to get a tip at the end of all this unless you pull that douchey Phil Laak bs where you run around like a tool acting like the river card is so dramatic and you'd better be the first one to see you peel off that soul-crushing card, hell speaking of Laak have you noticed him and Antonio pretty much talk EXACTLY ALIKE nowadays I mean it's SO SICK this and SO SICK that, good lord think of a new phrase already, and I don't mean just that but even their speech tempo and cadence is pretty much the same now, oh that poor dealer probably at that point would just want you to bust and leave her the hell alone even if she doesn't get the tip, so ya again haha sorry i get so excited back to the point silly me prattling on and on let's just go with it here and see what happens man it'll be good times... good times."
This deserves more props. Simply awesome.
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