The time has come to start planning/getting shit together for Halloween. Since we're all just e-friends, any good idea someone has can be used by anyone without fear of seeing each other in the real world. Throw out some good costume ideas. I'm looking for ideas for between 1 and like 10 people, guys and girls mixed if need be.
Free bottle of Kamchatka and a happy ending if I/we go with your idea. This thread should be very beneficial, especially to all the virgin Sickies.
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Halloween Costumes
Started by JBradburn6, Oct 02 2007 09:08 PM
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 09:08 PM
"Wine em, dine em, 69 em"
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You sir, make me speechless
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well if anybody can pull off a shakezuma impression, I'm certain that its jbradburn.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 09:13 PM
Isn't Halloween the time where once a year you can dress up and be something that you'd never get to be in normal life (well most of us), like a slutty nurse, a slutty astronaut whore, or basically anything slutty? In following this tradition I'm going to transform myself into something that I would never be for the other 364 days of the year.
Yes, you got it, I'm going to be black. It will be a planned day of self-inflicted misery, whining for equality, writing my own raps, and probably getting excessively drunk to cheap booze and begging for stakes at the casino. Scratch all that, I'll probably sleep for 15 hours of the day and then go smack a hoe.
What a glorious day it will be.
Yes, you got it, I'm going to be black. It will be a planned day of self-inflicted misery, whining for equality, writing my own raps, and probably getting excessively drunk to cheap booze and begging for stakes at the casino. Scratch all that, I'll probably sleep for 15 hours of the day and then go smack a hoe.
What a glorious day it will be.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 09:22 PM
don't shave for a few days, get a cane, and be a prick to everyone and you'll be House.
actually. Scratch that you'd have to be funnnnnnyyyy...
I guess you could do Wilson instead.
But, you'd have to be good with the laaaadies...
If you're a husky fella you could get a white/grey wig and be John Madden (or Frank Caliendo being John Madden). And, just talk about Brett Favre all night. Seems kinda cheap to just steal that routine for a costume though.
You could use the evening to free your secret desire to be a rapist. I mean it's Halloween so when you tell people you're a rapist and dropping stuff in their drinks, they can't be too freaked out. This is probably only funny to me
Nothing creepy about this post.
actually. Scratch that you'd have to be funnnnnnyyyy...
I guess you could do Wilson instead.
But, you'd have to be good with the laaaadies...
If you're a husky fella you could get a white/grey wig and be John Madden (or Frank Caliendo being John Madden). And, just talk about Brett Favre all night. Seems kinda cheap to just steal that routine for a costume though.
You could use the evening to free your secret desire to be a rapist. I mean it's Halloween so when you tell people you're a rapist and dropping stuff in their drinks, they can't be too freaked out. This is probably only funny to me
Nothing creepy about this post.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 09:37 PM
i was a rubix cube last year. Made the costume in like 1.5 hours and it rocked!
I am also looking for ideas this year so keep them comming folks.
I am also looking for ideas this year so keep them comming folks.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 09:55 PM
I'm so bad at Halloween. One year I went to a goth-themed party as a hippie. I don't know what to tell ya, buy an iPhone and go as Donald Trump or something.
run the mover (sorry) is freakin me out right now.
run the mover (sorry) is freakin me out right now.
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 11:35 PM
Would it be tacky to dress up as your own mattress? I'm sure you can get some flourecent yellow paint at a hobby store. I doubt you know a single living soul that won't get it.
If nothing else, it's a good excuse to get some freshman bombed out of her mind and force her to stumble around with you all night.
If nothing else, it's a good excuse to get some freshman bombed out of her mind and force her to stumble around with you all night.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 01:06 AM
QUOTE (runthemover @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 1:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You could use the evening to free your secret desire to be a rapist. I mean it's Halloween so when you tell people you're a rapist and dropping stuff in their drinks, they can't be too freaked out. This is probably only funny to me
Nothing creepy about this post.
Nothing creepy about this post.
this is a great idea. Even better, you could go as a pedophile. what a great costume! and you could just be like "look people, its just halloween, its only a costume! I wouldn't normally have sex with this 12 year old girl, but I have to stay in character!" Yeah. Its not funny only to you, but probably very creepy to everybody but us.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 01:59 AM
Can someone explain to me what Halloween actually celebrates. I could prolly google but this seems like a good place to ask.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 02:48 AM
QUOTE (Miguel McHarris @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 1:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm so bad at Halloween. One year I went to a goth-themed party as a hippie. I don't know what to tell ya, buy an iPhone, grow 2 feet, diet, and go as Donald Trump GrinderMJ or something.
run the mover (sorry) is freakin me out right now.
run the mover (sorry) is freakin me out right now.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 05:15 AM
QUOTE (loxo @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 5:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can someone explain to me what Halloween actually celebrates. I could prolly google but this seems like a good place to ask.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:35 AM
Wear your grungiest clothes, smoke a lot of pot and go as hippies. Or you could all rent white tuxes, wear a lot of bling and pretend you're part of Kanye's posse.
I remember injuring my foot one Halloween, the same year San Fran had the earthquake. I just went to the party and told people I was an earthquake victim.
I remember injuring my foot one Halloween, the same year San Fran had the earthquake. I just went to the party and told people I was an earthquake victim.
“We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.” —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:37 AM
Oh, you should be that "leave Brittney Spears alone" guy. You could wear eye make-up and go around saying, "leave Brittney Spears alone." Those who got it would think it was hilarious.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:40 AM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 5:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is a great idea. Even better, you could go as a pedophile. what a great costume! and you could just be like "look people, its just halloween, its only a costume! I wouldn't normally have sex with this 12 year old girl, but I have to stay in character!" Yeah. Its not funny only to you, but probably very creepy to everybody but us.
We actually have a "Pigtails & Pedophiles" party so I don't want to do that twice. During Facial Hair February we don't shave at all, and then shave the scuzziest mustaches possible on March 1st and dress up like pedophiles. It's a great time for all.
"Wine em, dine em, 69 em"
QUOTE(Ron_Mexico @ Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:05 AM)
You sir, make me speechless
QUOTE(ShakeZuma @ Friday, February 1st, 2008, 3:18 PM)
well if anybody can pull off a shakezuma impression, I'm certain that its jbradburn.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:43 AM
QUOTE (JBradburn6 @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We actually have a "Pigtails & Pedophiles" party so I don't want to do that twice. During Facial Hair February we don't shave at all, and then shave the scuzziest mustaches possible on March 1st and dress up like pedophiles. It's a great time for all.
oh, damn. well then, paint yourself red and go as a herpes blister.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:45 AM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, you should be that "leave Brittney Spears alone" guy. You could wear eye make-up and go around saying, "leave Brittney Spears alone." Those who got it would think it was hilarious.
Kind of makes me wish I was pretty enough to pull it off...
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:02 AM
Easy choice:
"Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?" -- J. Coulton
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:18 AM
QUOTE (hblask @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Easy choice:
"Which one of these is not like the other.... which one of these doesn't fit...?"
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:26 AM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Which one of these is not like the other.... which one of these doesn't fit...?"
hahahaha, what the hell?
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:33 AM
im going as lt. jim dangle (dude with the short shorts) from reno 911. should be pretty funny.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 08:10 AM
like video games? go as a cast from your favorite game or franchise. friends and i have talked about going as chatacters from the game Tetris Attacks!
on the other hand, we've tossed around the idea of going as mitch hedberg. perhaps you and your friends could go as a group of comics. i've also thought of going as Toby from "the office," but that has yet toby determined.
on the other hand, we've tossed around the idea of going as mitch hedberg. perhaps you and your friends could go as a group of comics. i've also thought of going as Toby from "the office," but that has yet toby determined.
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