renaedawn 1 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 It's about time. Next time any of you refer to that stupid Alanis Morissette song when referencing irony instead of this, I will e-slap you silly.Except Dogpatch, who I'll make watch while someone else chokes me.Stephen Colbert defines irony correctly - FINALLY Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 its like raaaaiiiin on a sunny day I win Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Some goood adviiice that you just didn't take. 2nd. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 its like raaaaiiiin on a sunny day I winIt's clearly a free ride, though you've already paid.(Oh, and isn't is "raiian on your wedding day"?) Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 It's clearly a free ride, though you've already paid.(Oh, and isn't is "raiian on your wedding day"?)I think it's a free ride when you're already late. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 These lyrics are too hard; I quit. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 irony is tough Link to post Share on other sites
BellaireDrew 2 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 old man turned 98, won the lottery, died the next day Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Who knew you were all into S&M? I've haven't seen so many men begging to be slapped since the last time I was in Ron Mexico's basement. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 its like havinf no more condoms when tara ried shows up at your door drunk and naked Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 its like havinf no more condoms when tara ried shows up at your door drunk and nakedChrozzo's got it. You NAILED it Chrozzo. It's like being born black AND with a small penis.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 its like havinf no more condoms when tara ried shows up at your door drunk and nakedI don't get it. whats the problem here? Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Except Dogpatch, who I'll make watch while someone else chokes me.NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!http://nollercoaster.ytmnd.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 And my gut is telling me that this isn't gonna work out.Maybe your gut's just saying you're hungry or...Oh, no, no, no, no. It's telling me that you're overqualified for this job.I'm really not that smart.No offense, sweetie, but you don't have any experience on a newspaper. You're TV.Well, I'm trying to make my transition to print journalism.Ah. Why?Well, newspapers are the last watchdogs of our government. They enforce the checks and balances. And one half-hour of TV only adds up to...OK. All right. Define irony.Irony. Uh...Irony. It's a noun. It's when something is ironic. It's, uh... Well, I can't really define irony but I know it when I see it!.....Oh, my god. I've never been so glad to see anyone in my entire life. This day has been the biggest nightmare. I mean, these job interviews, Troy...the word vivisection, a staggering understatement. Can you define irony?It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.Yeah. My god. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 It's like being born black AND with a small penis.That is just bad luck all around. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.Meh. That movie's only decent at best. And I've never thought that this was that good a definition. Maybe it describes verbal irony, but it misses the other types that are just as much fun. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.hehehehecon-airgooooooot Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Meh. That movie's only decent at best. And I've never thought that this was that good a definition. Maybe it describes verbal irony, but it misses the other types that are just as much fun.Oh yeah? Well you loved the Transformers movie!Hey everyone, Yorke loved Transformers! Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 lol...I love teh Colbert Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Oh yeah? Well you loved the Transformers movie!Hey everyone, Yorke loved Transformers! Ummm... I liked it too. Not that it was a gripping story or anything, but the Camaro was awesome... among other things. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Ummm... I liked it too. Not that it was a gripping story or anything, but the Camaro was awesome... among other things....things like this?Edit: Stupid non-link pics...fixed now, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 its like havinf no more condoms when tara ried shows up at your door drunk and nakedIn NO way is this a problem for me. And I'm definitely not kidding. I would gladly risk herpes for the ability to tell the story of me banging Tara Reid to my friends while knowing I'm not lying. Well, maybe a prerequisite would be that I be allowed to record it on my video camera. Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I don't think he could explain irony but... Link to post Share on other sites
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