Funniest line of the year? I laughed my ass off.
2
Don't Tase Me,bro.
Started by Loismustdie, Sep 18 2007 09:13 PM
54 replies to this topic
#1
Loismustdie
-
- Members
- 7,236 posts
What year is this?
- Gender:Male
- Location:Phoenix
Posted 18 September 2007 - 09:13 PM
So much for a comeback.
#2
ChunkyLuver69
-
- Members
- 677 posts
Poker Forum Groupie
- Location:Portland, Maine
- Interests:I just realized I have no interests =(
- Favorite Poker Game:Pot Limit Omaha
Posted 19 September 2007 - 12:21 AM
i agree
burnin' jane in tha turnin' lane
#3
Whiskey16
-
- Members
- 22,130 posts
Gone Fishin'l
- Gender:Male
- Location:Islamorada, Florida
- Interests:back, if but for a smidge
Posted 19 September 2007 - 04:31 AM
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?
Living in the quiet little drinking village with the fishing problem and loving every second of it.
#4
chrozzo
-
- Members
- 22,868 posts
hi™
- Gender:Male
- Location:Geico
Posted 19 September 2007 - 05:23 AM
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 8:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?
i think the answer is obvious
FCP CBO: Chief Beer Officer
I'm kind of a big deal.
I'm kind of a big deal.
#5
Loismustdie
-
- Members
- 7,236 posts
What year is this?
- Gender:Male
- Location:Phoenix
Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:28 AM
QUOTE (Whiskey16 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 5:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've always wondered, does Lois have to die because she's a lesbian, and therefore a sinner?
No. Because Stewie says so.
So much for a comeback.
#6
eYank
-
- Members
- 4,344 posts
Poker Forum Veteran
- Gender:Male
- Location:Massapequa, NY
- Favorite Poker Game:Micro Stakes NLHE
Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:41 AM
Its the new buzz everywhere
lol
MSNBC news anchors used it last night about a story with a bear stuck up in a tree too
It was hilarious
lol
MSNBC news anchors used it last night about a story with a bear stuck up in a tree too
It was hilarious
#7
speedz99
-
- Members
- 27,463 posts
It don't matter to Jesus.
- Location:North Hollywood
Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:49 AM
I can't wait for one of the SportsCenter anchors to use it.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
#8
gatortom64
-
- Members
- 6,318 posts
Turning the beast around!!!
- Gender:Male
- Location:St. Augustine, FL
- Interests:Poker, Fishing
- Favorite Poker Game:All
Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:50 AM
"Don't Tase Me,bro"
"OK, Click, BANG!!!!!"
"OK, Click, BANG!!!!!"
Johnny Chan shaking hands with a legend.
http://www.facebook.com/thomas.dyer1
gatortom64: too bad I folded my 46, I woulda banked
gatortom64: but I am no Harrison Gimbel
#9
eYank
-
- Members
- 4,344 posts
Poker Forum Veteran
- Gender:Male
- Location:Massapequa, NY
- Favorite Poker Game:Micro Stakes NLHE
Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:57 AM
I wish someone could make me a gif image of the cops pulling him out and words above it saying dont taze me bro
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day
#10
Loismustdie
-
- Members
- 7,236 posts
What year is this?
- Gender:Male
- Location:Phoenix
Posted 19 September 2007 - 09:44 AM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 8:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't wait for one of the SportsCenter anchors to use it.
I was listening to Sean Hannity and he kept playing the clip and I was just thinking what pure gold that one line was. I think it's great how duped Sean was, talking about how he was disturbed, blah blah blah.. kids pulling a stunt, and it was beautiful.
Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?
EX: Speedz99 "I would like to sleep with you, you are hot."
Chrozzo "Sure,if I can tase you."
What do you do?
So much for a comeback.
#11
Pot Odds RAC
-
- Members
- 6,967 posts
Poker Forum Veteran
- Location:Motown
- Favorite Poker Game:Live NL TxHE
Posted 19 September 2007 - 10:30 AM
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
#12
Loismustdie
-
- Members
- 7,236 posts
What year is this?
- Gender:Male
- Location:Phoenix
Posted 19 September 2007 - 10:58 AM
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
But of course. That's the very definition of liberals.
So much for a comeback.
#13
speedz99
-
- Members
- 27,463 posts
It don't matter to Jesus.
- Location:North Hollywood
Posted 19 September 2007 - 01:53 PM
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 9:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was listening to Sean Hannity and he kept playing the clip and I was just thinking what pure gold that one line was. I think it's great how duped Sean was, talking about how he was disturbed, blah blah blah.. kids pulling a stunt, and it was beautiful.
Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?
EX: Speedz99 "I would like to sleep with you, you are hot."
Chrozzo "Sure,if I can tase you."
What do you do?
Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?
EX: Speedz99 "I would like to sleep with you, you are hot."
Chrozzo "Sure,if I can tase you."
What do you do?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yes, definitely
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
#14
DCJ001
-
- Members
- 1,986 posts
***********
Posted 19 September 2007 - 01:57 PM
QUOTE (eYank @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 11:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish someone could make me a gif image of the cops pulling him out and words above it saying dont taze me bro
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day
if somone did id send u $5 on stars
but not till tom. bc im leaving for the day
Even better:
http://www.cafepress.com/originalun?gclid=...CFQ2HHgodJlFz8Q
#15
BigDMcGee
-
- Members
- 21,057 posts
Forum Entitlist
- Gender:Male
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:17 PM
I'd let myself get tased for laughs, I'm pretty curious on what it would feel like.
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates
"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan
SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.
#16
renaedawn
-
- Members
- 36,522 posts
Country Famous
- Gender:Female
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:18 PM
*adds taser to shopping list*
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
#17
BigDMcGee
-
- Members
- 21,057 posts
Forum Entitlist
- Gender:Male
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:20 PM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 2:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*adds taser to shopping list*
*groans*
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates
"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan
SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.
#18
Balloon guy
-
- Members
- 22,224 posts
Respect my Raises!!!!!!
- Gender:Male
- Location:So Cal
- Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
- Favorite Poker Game:Golf
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:28 PM
So it's official: the new FCP way to say relax/chill/don't take this so serious/etc.
DTMB
Someone tell Cobaltblue
DTMB
Someone tell Cobaltblue
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
#19
mtdesmoines
-
- Members
- 9,939 posts
Poker Forum Veteran
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:34 PM
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 9:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...Which begs the question... would you put yourself in a position to get tased as a means to an end?
....
....
Of course. It's no worse than showing up for work every morning.
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
#20
mtdesmoines
-
- Members
- 9,939 posts
Poker Forum Veteran
Posted 19 September 2007 - 02:36 PM
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Wednesday, September 19th, 2007, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can you imagine how much public and media OUTRAGE there would be if this happened at a Bush or Republican Candidate speech?!?
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
Instead of Internet Joke it would be the great debate over loss of Personal Liberties!!!
Winner.
Winner.
Such a ****ing winner it's not even funny.
Somewhere Jimmy Carter is smiling because he knows that he is no longer the worst President of the modern era
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users
