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Started by mtdesmoines, Sep 12 2007 08:57 PM

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#1 mtdesmoines

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:57 PM

AND I WASN'T DEALT ONE WINNING HAND. But I SURE AS HELL HAD A TON OF SECOND NUTS.
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#2 drcossack

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 08:59 PM

Umm, BBFIDTS?
QUOTE(Temporary Nuts @ Friday, April 25th, 2008, 3:30 PM) View Post
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In different areaaaaaa cooooodes... areaaaa cooooooodeeess

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#3 mtdesmoines

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:02 PM

View Postdrcossack, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 8:59 PM, said:

Umm, BBFIDTS?
You don't have nearly enough posts to direct me anywhere. Online is SO broccoli.Most nights I get outdrawn with all the money in. Tonight was different. I just drew second nuts.I play with "real cards" four nights a week and never see this shit.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:07 PM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 3:02 AM, said:

You don't have nearly enough posts to direct me anywhere.
lol
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:28 PM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 10:02 PM, said:

You don't have nearly enough posts to direct me anywhere.
Maybe I do...BBFITDS

View Postmtdesmoines, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 10:02 PM, said:

Online is SO broccoli.Most nights I get outdrawn with all the money in. Tonight was different. I just drew second nuts.I play with "real cards" four nights a week and never see this shit.
And everyone knows that online poker is rigged...and that Loch Ness contains a sea monster...and that Big Foot is out there somewhere...
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:30 PM

View Postdgostate8, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 1:28 AM, said:

Maybe I do...BBFITDSAnd everyone knows that online poker is rigged...and that Loch Ness contains a sea monster...and that Big Foot is out there somewhere...
no, you don't.

#7 wsox8

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:44 PM

View PostVeener Schnitz, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 12:30 AM, said:

no, you don't.
Do I? :club:

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:46 PM

View Postwsox8, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 11:44 PM, said:

Do I? :D
How about me? :club:

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:49 PM

Running bad sux.Go to Hawaii for 10 days and you'll be fine.trust me.



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#10 wsox8

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:50 PM

View PostGWCGWC, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 12:46 AM, said:

How about me? :D
awhhhhhhh damn, you suck :club:

#11 mtdesmoines

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:55 PM

View Postdgostate8, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 9:28 PM, said:

Maybe I do...BBFITDSAnd everyone knows that online poker is rigged...and that Loch Ness contains a sea monster...and that Big Foot is out there somewhere...
Bigfoot is real. Everyone knows this. At least you're more likely to film a Bigfoot than play a stable hand on line.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 09:56 PM

BBFIDTSSTFUno one cares

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Posted 12 September 2007 - 10:24 PM

weee just chopped the 9.90 360 max for $664 each

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 12:14 AM

View PostTosh, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 1:24 AM, said:

weee just chopped the 9.90 360 max for $664 each
who chops in poker tournys???
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 05:57 AM

View PostXXEddie, on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007, 9:56 PM, said:

BBFIDTSSTFUno one cares
Yeah and no one cares about the Eagles.They have sucked. They do suck. They will suck.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 05:59 AM

Feel the love in this thread!

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:08 AM

View PostVeener Schnitz, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 1:30 AM, said:

no, you don't.
QFT

View Postwsox8, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 1:44 AM, said:

Do I? :club:
Yes

View Postpt special, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 4:14 AM, said:

who chops in poker tournys???
People who like umbrellas in their drinks and vagetarians
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:09 AM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 9:57 AM, said:

Yeah and no one cares about the Eagles.They have sucked. They do suck. They will suck.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:10 AM

View PostMercury69, on Thursday, September 13th, 2007, 10:08 AM, said:

People who like umbrellas in their drinks and vagetarians
I think I am one of these if I read that correctly. It's someone who only eats vaginas, right?

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:50 AM

Cry about it.
I may not be a meteorologist, but it sure looks like it's rainin' bitches!
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