There once was a gambler named Duke.
Who's career was one mighty big fluke.
Though she carried herself silly,
She was no Jennifer Tilly,
Whose checked river boat made Ivey puke.
<bows>
I'm here all week, tip your waitress.
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A Poem
Started by Cappy37, Sep 07 2007 04:20 AM
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 04:20 AM
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 04:23 AM
What rhymes with "atrocious"?
'"Luck" is people taking the laws of probability personally, it is the excitement of bad math.'
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 04:30 AM
QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 5:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What rhymes with "atrocious"?
Precocious.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
QUOTE (David_Sklansky @ Thursday, February 12th, 2009, 7:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 04:44 AM
Braggadocios?
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 05:04 AM
There once was an OP named Cappy
Whose lim'rick reached new heights of crappy
The meter (atrocious)
Sucked something ferocious
Though the knock on Tilly was snappy.
Whose lim'rick reached new heights of crappy
The meter (atrocious)
Sucked something ferocious
Though the knock on Tilly was snappy.
- Good to the last drop -
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 07:00 AM
QUOTE (DunkinDonuts @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 5:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There once was an OP named Cappy
Whose lim'rick reached new heights of crappy
The meter (atrocious)
Sucked something ferocious
Though the knock on Tilly was snappy.
Whose lim'rick reached new heights of crappy
The meter (atrocious)
Sucked something ferocious
Though the knock on Tilly was snappy.
Heh.
'"Luck" is people taking the laws of probability personally, it is the excitement of bad math.'
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 07:05 AM
Haiku > Limerick
What is the proper way to measure yourself against other forum members..........by Member#
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 07:08 AM
a limerick told
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
qyayqi
railing 101 video
crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
railing 101 video
crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 07:13 AM
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 07:27 AM
Here lies the bones of screwy dick
Blessed at birth with a cork screw prick
There he was in a fetal hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c*nt
When he found her he dropped down dead
The son of a gun had a right hand thread
Blessed at birth with a cork screw prick
There he was in a fetal hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c*nt
When he found her he dropped down dead
The son of a gun had a right hand thread
My poker blog http://lilhellmuth.blogspot.com/
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 08:39 AM
QUOTE (tobytobey @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 9:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haiku > Limerick
QUOTE (qyayqi @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a limerick told
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
^^^^^^^^^^^^Takes an early lead.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 09:16 AM
QUOTE (Lil_Hellmuth @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 8:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here lies the bones of screwy dick
Blessed at birth with a cork screw prick
There he was in a fetal hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c*nt
When he found her he dropped down dead
The son of a gun had a right hand thread
Blessed at birth with a cork screw prick
There he was in a fetal hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew c*nt
When he found her he dropped down dead
The son of a gun had a right hand thread
Holy crap, that is just so really, really bad. A retarded mime could've done better.
QUOTE(DanielNegreanu @ Thursday, May 1st, 2008, 6:05 PM)
You obviously don't get it.
QUOTE(Potsie P @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 3:37 PM)
God. Dammit.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 09:39 AM
QUOTE (qyayqi @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 8:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a limerick told
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
to those who prefer haikus
will fall on deaf ears
To the person who prefers the Haiku
Claiming limericks are without a clue
When clearly the best
Is up to the test
May we say a hearty: Blue Nooo
Man I couldn't come up with something that rhymed with Clue.
Oh well.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900
timwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:
Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 09:43 AM
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man I couldn't come up with something that rhymed with Clue.
Oh well.
Oh well.
thats why
QUOTE (tobytobey @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Haiku > Limerick
QUOTE (cwik @ Sunday, November 16th, 2008, 1:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Try balancing your range by beating her when you had a good day too.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 10:00 AM
There once was a man from Venus..
He had a really big..... weener
He had a really big..... weener
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 10:56 AM
Two both of the poets in question
I think it's at least worth a mention
that while you both are quite clever
you'd both do much better
with some other form of expression.
I think it's at least worth a mention
that while you both are quite clever
you'd both do much better
with some other form of expression.
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 11:14 AM
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Friday, September 7th, 2007, 1:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To the person who prefers the Haiku
Claiming limericks are without a clue
When clearly the best
Is up to the test
May we say a hearty: Fuck You
Claiming limericks are without a clue
When clearly the best
Is up to the test
May we say a hearty: Fuck You
It's simple.
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