A Poem

[Cappy37 0]

There once was a gambler named Duke.Who's career was one mighty big fluke.Though she carried herself silly,She was no Jennifer Tilly,Whose checked river boat made Ivey puke.<bows>I'm here all week, tip your waitress.

[Spademan 94]

What rhymes with "atrocious"?

[Cappy37 0]

What rhymes with "atrocious"?

Precocious.

[Dirtydutch 9]

Braggadocios?

[DunkinDonuts 0]

There once was an OP named CappyWhose lim'rick reached new heights of crappyThe meter (atrocious)Sucked something ferociousThough the knock on Tilly was snappy.

[simo_8ball 1]

There once was a man from Nantucket,but I don't really want to talk about him.

[Jambot 0]

Precocious.

Antonious!

[Spademan 94]

There once was an OP named CappyWhose lim'rick reached new heights of crappyThe meter (atrocious)Sucked something ferociousThough the knock on Tilly was snappy.

Heh.

[tobytobey 0]

Haiku > Limerick

[qyayqi 12]

a limerick toldto those who prefer haikuswill fall on deaf ears

[Spademan 94]

Let's not get too crazy here, there is already a thread devoted to these.Here.

[NoSup4U 0]

Haiku > Limerick

[Lil_Hellmuth 0]

Here lies the bones of screwy dickBlessed at birth with a cork screw prickThere he was in a fetal huntTo find a girl with a corkscrew c*ntWhen he found her he dropped down deadThe son of a gun had a right hand thread

[GWCGWC 83]

Haiku > Limerick

a limerick toldto those who prefer haikuswill fall on deaf ears

^^^^^^^^^^^^Takes an early lead.

[Potsie P 0]

Here lies the bones of screwy dickBlessed at birth with a cork screw prickThere he was in a fetal huntTo find a girl with a corkscrew c*ntWhen he found her he dropped down deadThe son of a gun had a right hand thread

Holy crap, that is just so really, really bad. A retarded mime could've done better.

[Balloon guy 158]

a limerick toldto those who prefer haikuswill fall on deaf ears

To the person who prefers the HaikuClaiming limericks are without a clueWhen clearly the bestIs up to the testMay we say a hearty: Blue NoooMan I couldn't come up with something that rhymed with Clue.Oh well.

[BellaireDrew 2]

Man I couldn't come up with something that rhymed with Clue.Oh well.

thats why

Haiku > Limerick

[donk4life 34]

There once was a man from Venus..He had a really big..... weener

[nhlfan 0]

Two both of the poets in questionI think it's at least worth a mentionthat while you both are quite cleveryou'd both do much betterwith some other form of expression.

[Dogpatch 2]

To the person who prefers the HaikuClaiming limericks are without a clueWhen clearly the bestIs up to the testMay we say a hearty: Fuck You

It's simple.

[Spademan 94]

Some of you “poets”, I think,Are part of the reason I drink.As I come here and read,Then my eyes start to bleedAnd I upchuck my guts in the sink.Your meter just doesn’t keep pace.Your metaphor: far out of place.Your rhyme shits its pantsAnd my balls do a danceAnd explode in your ugly E-face.

[DunkinDonuts 0]

Let's not get too crazy here, there is already a thread devoted to these.Here.

I pwnt that thread.<<'Tis a blatant lyrical crimeTo marry two words 'cause they rhyme.If the coupling is forcedThen keep them divorced,And finish your epic in mime.Forgive me for being direct,But I simply must interject.I can't bear to watchThe rest of you botchThe language I work to protect.Love,Grammer Officer DunkinDonutsTo expedite this thread's declineYou've hatched a gem that truly shines...The meter's amissAnd answer me this:A lim'rick has how many lines?Please excuse this harsh subpoena;Verse is just not your arena.You take first prizeFor raping my eyesWith your primitive sestina.XXOODunkinDonuts>>

[nutzbuster 7]

To the person who prefers the HaikuClaiming limericks are without a clueWhen clearly the bestIs up to the testMay we say a hearty: Blue NoooMan I couldn't come up with something that rhymed with Clue.Oh well.

ummm.........POO?

[Whalers2005 0]

Lock it up

[king1305 0]

Lock it up

I don't think you should say "lock it up" to any thread not started by yourself.