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[Footballguru]

so after this hand:PokerStars Game #11848823681: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/03 - 13:19:07 (ET)Table 'Tololo' 6-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: DropB4UDance ($47.25 in chips) Seat 2: danyfilth ($25 in chips) Seat 3: Hoppamera ($42 in chips) Seat 4: TheDarkJoker ($54.95 in chips) Seat 5: DaTruIzzo ($140.45 in chips) Seat 6: ks kay ($28.45 in chips) TheDarkJoker is connected TheDarkJoker: posts small blind $0.25DaTruIzzo: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to DaTruIzzo [Qh Qs]ks kay: folds DropB4UDance: raises $1.50 to $2danyfilth: folds Hoppamera: folds TheDarkJoker: folds DaTruIzzo: raises $5 to $7DropB4UDance: calls $5*** FLOP *** [Jc 9c 7d]DaTruIzzo: bets $9DropB4UDance: calls $9*** TURN *** [Jc 9c 7d] [8c]DaTruIzzo: checks DropB4UDance: bets $31.25 and is all-inDaTruIzzo: calls $31.25*** RIVER *** [Jc 9c 7d 8c] [Ad]*** SHOW DOWN ***DaTruIzzo: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)DropB4UDance: shows [Ah 8d] (two pair, Aces and Eights)DropB4UDance collected $91.75 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $94.75 | Rake $3 Board [Jc 9c 7d 8c Ad]Seat 1: DropB4UDance showed [Ah 8d] and won ($91.75) with two pair, Aces and EightsSeat 2: danyfilth folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Hoppamera (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: TheDarkJoker (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: DaTruIzzo (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 6: ks kay folded before Flop (didn't bet)chat that follows after him sucking out:Dealer: DaTruIzzo has a pair of QueensDealer: DropB4UDance has two pair, Aces and EightsDealer: Game #11848823681: DropB4UDance wins pot ($91.75) with two pair, Aces and EightsDaTruIzzo: ufcjksDropB4UDance: ya **** you buddyDaTruIzzo: lolDaTruIzzo: kDropB4UDance: **** you.DropB4UDance: you play like your on some ****ing cocaineDropB4UDance: over aggro donkeythen VERY NEXT HAND he gets it all in set over set and guy rivers quadsDealer: DropB4UDance, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to actDealer: DropB4UDance has a full house, Tens full of ThreesDealer: TheDarkJoker has four of a kind, ThreesDealer: Game #11848835364: TheDarkJoker wins pot ($107.15) with four of a kind, ThreesDropB4UDance: OMFGks kay: wowDropB4UDance: THE MOTHER ****ING 1 OUTER?TheDarkJoker: nice turn suckoutDropB4UDance: NICE FLOP SUCKOUT FISHDaTruIzzo: after ur river suckoutTheDarkJoker: roflsometimes karma bites u in the ass, huh?

[chgocubs99]

I guess.

[Balloon guy]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 10:31 AM, said:

I guess you had to be there.

fyp

[Czech Razor]

Shoulda switched that title around a bit, man. A little content, not much comedic valueThat's more accurate.

[Freddec]

tough crowd this labor day, tough crowd..................but honest

[Balloon guy]

actually I'm sure that if I was you, I would be enjoying this guys come uppance.But he only got hit for $50...not enough to really sting

[Footballguru]

aww cmon guys doesnt it make you laugh just a little? Someone beign so happy to get a river, then getting ****ing pissed when he gets rivered?

[Veener Schnitz]

Footballguru, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 1:42 PM, said:

aww cmon guys doesnt it make you laugh just a little? Someone beign so happy to get a river, then getting ****ing pissed when he gets rivered?

Not so much funny as it was dirty. Tough beats but that wasn't a laughing matter.

[BigDMcGee]

Back in about 73, I was playin' in a No Limit game down at the Stardust. IT was a short-handed game, 4 handed. 20 on the button, 20 on the small blind, 40 in the big, and of course, the live straddle was always on. This was a pretty darn big game for those days, let me tell you boy. The line up was Me, Major Riddle (what we liked to call a Whale, pretty much the catalyst of the games in those days). Billy Baxter, and Chip Resse. Well, we weren't colluding exactly against the Major, but we weren't really plain' too hard against eachother either, if you know what I mean. We all knew who the fish was, where the money was comin' from... no reason we needed to cut each other's throats with the Major in the game. Well, I have 10-10 on the button, and I raise it up to 300, a pretty standard raise. Only Billy Baxter calls in the big blind. This kinda set bells off, ya know, because I know he's got some sort of hand, he wasn't just messin' around with me. So the flop comes 10-8-5 rainbow.. the perfect board. Billy checks to me, and I bet out, about 1000. Now, this might seem like a pretty big bet, given I had the nuts and all. But I knew Billy had some sort of real hand, and if I'd have checked it woulda looked real fishy, so I bet, and tried to make it look like a bluff, and hoped he had somethin' like KK that he slow played. Well, Billy sat there for a bit, then made a raise, to 3000. Well shit, I thought.. perfect. So I pretended to think abit, and then I just called. On the turn the five pairs, so the board is 10-8-5-5, the perfect board, or so I thought. So Billy bets out 5000, and and I move in, real quick like, for about another 20k, or so. Again, another overbet, but ole Jack never made small bets, on bluffs or real hands,that's what made me such a dangerous NL player. Welll, Ole Billy calls me so damn fast. Because he's got the stone cold nuts, pocket fives. My heart sank. At this point, Puggy starts brayin' and laughin', and said "Oh, you're cooked, Jack.. I mucked a ten.. but as he says that, the dealer fouls the deck, and starts pushing the pot to billy. Well I say,what in the hell's going on, the river hasn't come yet.. well the deck is all mixed up with the discards, and they call the floorman over. He says scramble the deck, with the discards, and reshuffle, burn and turn. So the dealer does it, and wouldn't you know it, the river was that 10 that Puggy had mucked! Old Billy baxter about had a stroke... So, when people tell their bad beat stories, I just kinda sit and laugh, 'cause I know I'd seen the mother of them all.

[chgocubs99]

Damn I thought you copied and pasted those stories but you were writing a post for about 5 minutes, therefore I can only conclude you typed the entire thing out.

[BigDMcGee]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 9:52 AM, said:

Damn I thought you copied and pasted those stories but you were writing a post for about 5 minutes, therefore I can only conclude you typed the entire thing out.

You just hate the fact that you've been liking more and more of my posts lately, huh?

[StupidKid]

BigDMcGee, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 6:48 PM, said:

Back in about 73, I was playin' in a No Limit game down at the Stardust. IT was a short-handed game, 4 handed. 20 on the button, 20 on the small blind, 40 in the big, and of course, the live straddle was always on. This was a pretty darn big game for those days, let me tell you boy. The line up was Me, Major Riddle (what we liked to call a Whale, pretty much the catalyst of the games in those days). Billy Baxter, and Chip Resse. Well, we weren't colluding exactly against the Major, but we weren't really plain' too hard against eachother either, if you know what I mean. We all knew who the fish was, where the money was comin' from... no reason we needed to cut each other's throats with the Major in the game. Well, I have 10-10 on the button, and I raise it up to 300, a pretty standard raise. Only Billy Baxter calls in the big blind. This kinda set bells off, ya know, because I know he's got some sort of hand, he wasn't just messin' around with me. So the flop comes 10-8-5 rainbow.. the perfect board. Billy checks to me, and I bet out, about 1000. Now, this might seem like a pretty big bet, given I had the nuts and all. But I knew Billy had some sort of real hand, and if I'd have checked it woulda looked real fishy, so I bet, and tried to make it look like a bluff, and hoped he had somethin' like KK that he slow played. Well, Billy sat there for a bit, then made a raise, to 3000. Well shit, I thought.. perfect. So I pretended to think abit, and then I just called. On the turn the five pairs, so the board is 10-8-5-5, the perfect board, or so I thought. So Billy bets out 5000, and and I move in, real quick like, for about another 20k, or so. Again, another overbet, but ole Jack never made small bets, on bluffs or real hands,that's what made me such a dangerous NL player. Welll, Ole Billy calls me so damn fast. Because he's got the stone cold nuts, pocket fives. My heart sank. At this point, Puggy starts brayin' and laughin', and said "Oh, you're cooked, Jack.. I mucked a ten.. but as he says that, the dealer fouls the deck, and starts pushing the pot to billy. Well I say,what in the hell's going on, the river hasn't come yet.. well the deck is all mixed up with the discards, and they call the floorman over. He says scramble the deck, with the discards, and reshuffle, burn and turn. So the dealer does it, and wouldn't you know it, the river was that 10 that Puggy had mucked! Old Billy baxter about had a stroke... So, when people tell their bad beat stories, I just kinda sit and laugh, 'cause I know I'd seen the mother of them all.

A+More of this, less Ryland love...

[chgocubs99]

BigDMcGee, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

You just hate the fact that you've been liking more and more of my posts lately, huh?

You were on a roll for awhile, but then I noticed you befriended Erik Ryland and actually called him "Rat" in one thread. That negated all your progress thus far.

[BigDMcGee]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 9:57 AM, said:

You were on a roll for awhile, but then I noticed you befriended Erik Ryland and actually called him "Rat" in one thread. That negated all your progress thus far.

You are just one of the most bitter people I've ever seen.... are you perpetually quitting smoking or something?

[chgocubs99]

BigDMcGee, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 12:58 PM, said:

You are just one of the most bitter people I've ever seen.... are you perpetually quitting smoking or something?

I'm really not that bitter. I just have a strong dislike for the following things:1) Erik Ryland 2) Gmanshade3) FWP4) Pocket Fives 5) People who argue they are right after being proven wrong 6) People bashing the GPFAnyway, come out for the golf thing next week and I'll buy you a beer and we'll laugh about all this. Well, at least you will, since I'm so god damn bitter.

[BigDMcGee]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 10:03 AM, said:

I'm really not that bitter. I just have a strong dislike for the following things:1) Erik Ryland 2) Gmanshade3) FWP4) Pocket Fives 5) People who argue they are right after being proven wrong 6) People bashing the GPFAnyway, come out for the golf thing next week and I'll buy you a beer and we'll laugh about all this. Well, at least you will, since I'm so god damn bitter.

Well, I live in nebraska, and I don't golf, but thanks for the offer... have I ever mentioned that your hate has always saddened me, because I've been a life long cubs fan? It hurts to fight with cubs fans the most. GPF? I've been up for about 30 hours, so I'm getting a little loopy, it probably means something obvious, but i can't for the life of me figure out what.

[chgocubs99]

BigDMcGee, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 1:06 PM, said:

Well, I live in nebraska, and I don't golf, but thanks for the offer... have I ever mentioned that your hate has always saddened me, because I've been a life long cubs fan? It hurts to fight with cubs fans the most. GPF? I've been up for about 30 hours, so I'm getting a little loopy, it probably means something obvious, but i can't for the life of me figure out what.

General Poker Forum. I've been up for about 5 hours, and I could have sworn you lived in Chicago.That probably means something, but, like you, I'm not sure what it is.

[Balloon guy]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 11:07 AM, said:

General Poker Forum. I've been up for about 5 hours, and I could have sworn you lived in Chicago.That probably means something, but, like you, I'm not sure what it is.

[Balloon guy]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 11:07 AM, said:

General Poker Forum. I've been up for about 5 hours, and I could have sworn you lived in Chicago.That probably means something, but, like you, I'm not sure what it is.

He tried out for the show Chicago, but didn't make cut 3 so he has a undercurrent of musicals in most of his posts.It's subtle

[BigDMcGee]

chgocubs99, on Monday, September 3rd, 2007, 10:07 AM, said:

General Poker Forum. I've been up for about 5 hours, and I could have sworn you lived in Chicago.That probably means something, but, like you, I'm not sure what it is.

I'm a northwestern alum, and I will often reference it, and Chicago in general, so that's probably where you got that idea.