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#1 Dirtydutch

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 02:34 AM

Post here: what are you into; where do you get it, who's your favorite? Et cetera.

I have a serious pornography problem. Well, several, actually. I have one in the broader, My Name is Dutch and I Have a Problem sense, but also my problem as discovered a few nights ago is this: I've become so desensitized to hardcore shit that I really need the girl(s) to be doing ****ed up shit, but at the same time I've realized that I have a real taste for that really pretty, innocent -- even under-aged -- look that so many popular softcore and still-photo models have. But almost none of them do anything hot enough for my jaded, deviant sensibility. So, alas, I'm forced to choose betwixt girl-quality and kink-qulity.

(This is probably getting deleted, but I'm ****ing cranked right now, so maybe this will come off as wackier that sick.)

Post your thoughts, your repressive/repressed rebukes, and preferably your favorite porn stars.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 04:30 AM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 2:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Post here: what are you into; where do you get it, who's your favorite? Et cetera.

I have a serious pornography problem. Well, several, actually. I have one in the broader, My Name is Dutch and I Have a Problem sense, but also my problem as discovered a few nights ago is this: I've become so desensitized to hardcore shit that I really need the girl(s) to be doing ****ed up shit, but at the same time I've realized that I have a real taste for that really pretty, innocent -- even under-aged -- look that so many popular softcore and still-photo models have. But almost none of them do anything hot enough for my jaded, deviant sensibility. So, alas, I'm forced to choose betwixt girl-quality and kink-qulity.

(This is probably getting deleted, but I'm ****ing cranked right now, so maybe this will come off as wackier that sick.)

Post your thoughts, your repressive/repressed rebukes, and preferably your favorite porn stars.



Girl quality and kink quality is a hard thing to balance, I feel your pain.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 06:21 AM

So, was anyone surprised that the first two people to post in the porn thread about the need for cute girls doing kinkier things were Dutch and Big D. Because I wasn't.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 06:48 AM

QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 6:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, was anyone surprised that the first two people to post in the porn thread about the need for cute girls doing kinkier things were Dutch and Big D. Because I wasn't.



Come on now, it could have been IQ crash or Dogpatch just as easily.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 06:53 AM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on now, it could have been IQ crash or Dogpatch just as easily.



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Posted 01 September 2007 - 07:48 AM

finally, a thread I can get behind. Ground Floor (Copyright Rod Reynolds)


I really like it when I girl is giving a blow job and she dips a little lower and starts with the rim job. Love it. And I don't like the traditional blonde hair blue eyed, fake boobed porn star. For some reason, the average looking girl does it. Natural boobs, maybe even carrying an extra pound or two. Better that than rail skinny. You know, to make it seem more real, like I could get her.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 08:56 AM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 2:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Post your thoughts, your repressive/repressed rebukes, and preferably your favorite porn stars.



Asians.



Of the Japanese variety. A little bukkake here and there, some outdoor 'fake rape', close-ups, girl-girl, Japanese hidden-cam voyeur.... yep, that's mainly it.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 09:36 AM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 8:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on now, it could have been IQ crash or Dogpatch just as easily.


True. They must be busy choking someone.

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 9:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
finally, a thread I can get behind. Ground Floor (Copyright Rod Reynolds)
I really like it when I girl is giving a blow job and she dips a little lower and starts with the rim job. Love it. And I don't like the traditional blonde hair blue eyed, fake boobed porn star. For some reason, the average looking girl does it. Natural boobs, maybe even carrying an extra pound or two. Better that than rail skinny. You know, to make it seem more real, like I could get her.

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Definitely a plus when the "girl next door" type tosses the salad.

Favorite pornstars are always changing. So here's an off the top of my head rundown of current and past favs:

Raquel Darrian
Lauren Phoenix
Amber Lynn
Jenna Haze
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Audrey Hollander
Katin
Aubrey Adams
Aurora Snow
Janine Lindenmulder
Alicia Angel
Felix Vicious
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 09:39 AM

QUOTE (James D @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 10:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Asians.

I married an asian and still look at Av porn. What bothers me is, a "friend" showed me a cartoon game where you play with the asian schoolgirl and undress her, and I liked it. Am I going to hell ?
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Posted 01 September 2007 - 10:12 AM

QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I married an asian and still look at Av porn. What bothers me is, a "friend" showed me a cartoon game where you play with the asian schoolgirl and undress her, and I liked it. Am I going to hell ?



The positive thing about marry'n an asian, your children will never be Gingers...
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Posted 01 September 2007 - 10:44 AM

QUOTE (hank213 @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 1:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
True. They must be busy choking someone.
Definitely a plus when the "girl next door" type tosses the salad.

Favorite pornstars are always changing. So here's an off the top of my head rundown of current and past favs:

Raquel Darrian
Lauren Phoenix
Amber Lynn
Jenna Haze
Ginger Lynn
Jenna Jameson
Audrey Hollander
Katin
Aubrey Adams
Aurora Snow
Janine Lindenmulder
Alicia Angel
Felix Vicious


first one, very old school
second one, I love redheads, especially ones that will do ANYTHING
third one, I used to love her, so innocent looking, great bj technique, but has to be getting ragged out by now.
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Posted 01 September 2007 - 11:12 AM

Anal FTW

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 12:11 PM

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
first one, very old school
second one, I love redheads, especially ones that will do ANYTHING
third one, I used to love her, so innocent looking, great bj technique, but has to be getting ragged out by now.


1. Yeah she was one of my first pornstar fascinations. I think it was because she was from KS where I lived at the time and it gave me the (false) hope that there might actually be hot chicks in KS somewhere.

2. Dirty, dirty girl.

3. I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Aurora didn't want to do anal when she first got in the biz but they convinced her to get a hypnotic suggestion that she loved it...thank god.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 12:31 PM

Tera Patrick FTW

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 12:37 PM

if anyone has boy-girl hardcore of Aria Giovanni please pm me.

you sure are dirty, Dutch (get it? oh god I kill me smile.gif)


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Posted 01 September 2007 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE (fleung22 @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if anyone has boy-girl hardcore of Aria Giovanni please pm me.

you sure are dirty, Dutch (get it? oh god I kill me smile.gif)



I don't think aria does boy-girl hardcore.. I could be wrong.. she looks stunning in anything by Robert Blake.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 01:26 PM

Kobe Tai back in the day was sfh. Jenna was one of my favorites but she looks like a 2 bit rock whore now and probally has 5 years tops before she is 6ft under.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 02:45 PM

QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 1:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kobe Tai back in the day was sfh. Jenna was one of my favorites but she looks like a 2 bit rock whore now and probally has 5 years tops before she is 6ft under.



QFT.. I don't know what the fck happened to her, but she looks completely inhuman now. It's ****ing disgusting. She used to be the hottest woman on the planet.

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Posted 01 September 2007 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 1:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I married an asian and still look at Av porn. What bothers me is, a "friend" showed me a cartoon game where you play with the asian schoolgirl and undress her, and I liked it. Am I going to hell ?


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Posted 01 September 2007 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, September 1st, 2007, 4:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QFT.. I don't know what the fck happened to her, but she looks completely inhuman now. It's ****ing disgusting. She used to be the hottest woman on the planet.



fairly typical aging pornstar stuff. too much plastic surgery. too much blow.

speaking of jenna, i recently re-watched her first scene. after completion (and clean up) i did a quick google to look at her recent pic and it really underscored the tragedy.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.

QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"




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