went to wokr 1-9........ then......
go to bar, local place everyone knows everyone........
usually older crowd think (big table in back)
im just a 24 yr old guy obv nice looking who likes to drink I start going alot
first night I went there made out with a hot 40 yr old weeeeeeeee (i love older chicks renae nikki holla)
I get there see this chick I dont know really well but she knows me has seens around only 25 starts talking to me (im being shy obv)
then I see this goregous 120 pound chick with cs that the first time we talked I tried to crack a harming less joke and she got bitchy (imagine FCP) bout her needing to go babysit and being at a bar b4 obv I wasnted to go...... she has a frined with bf
we all start talking im being passive but also very charming....
hot chick starts to like me staring at me just talking to me, grabbing my ass as she walks by...
me and said chick and her friend start talking chilling isolating the chick i know they obv want me for themselves...
they start telling me im passive too nice and a pushover but very cute LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i obv am like ya nRLY
but i am super nice and charming in person quick witter......
we go outside they both sit on my lap obv bonerage and they both knew it.......
there like come home with us smoke weed spend the night...
im like ummmmmmmmmmm k.....
I start making out with the hot one neck lips ear etc..... and lol @ me being the one not initiating
(keep in mind ive never dated a chick over 120 pounds)
this is by far the hottest chick ive kissed in 3 years
so we are bout to leave and said hot chick calls the other bf to tell her to pick her up so we can be alone...
bf chick flips the f outtttt......
-------------drama-----------------
almost come to blows she steals hot chicks wallet and keys......
nomore 3some......
leaves three times with them....
shes saying your ditching me for dick (lol me being the dick shippppp immmmmmedddd no joke)
hot chick needs place to sleep cant invite her cuz house is to dirty....
shes practically begging me too....
shes like im going to tims....
i go home and see her friend on side of road i pull over....
shes like heres your gfs keys bf pulls up immed obv...
talks shit i tell him to go **** himelf iu dont wanna fu(k his girl....
i go home chick calls im like you get home safe..
shes like yes i need my keys asap tomm...
im like k you get home shes like im fine and here a voice in background .....
i am very strict on who my gfs are and after a promising few hours another one bits the dust and i dont evennuttt.........
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hottest chick ive kissed in 3 f ing years
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(left out Alot of drAMA and small things thtat added up )
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:49 PM
*********KING OF GEN POP*********
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:52 PM
first in
and i liked this story, well rounded... unforunately justa gay ending. i TOLD you yesterday to clean up!
and i liked this story, well rounded... unforunately justa gay ending. i TOLD you yesterday to clean up!
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:11 PM
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:20 PM
Is this English or are you drunk?
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 10:51 PM
QUOTE (Hockey Guy @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 1:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is this English or are you drunk?
understood about 3 parts, but that's FWP I guess.
Maybe next time.
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 11:27 PM
Sentence structure and non-liberal use of teenage girl "text message speak" are your friends.
I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that.
I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that.
QUOTE (DanielNegreanu @ Tuesday, August 25th, 2009, 3:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, who is Adam? Is he a poster on here?
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 12:31 AM
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Lesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some.
Lesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 02:24 AM
QUOTE (fighter @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 1:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
over/under 3 pages for this thread
Lesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some.
Lesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some.
Or, stop being a clean freak pussy and **** her anyway,Black Snake Moan style.
Which, by the way,I just watched tonite. I don't quite understand why it spoke to me, but it did. I got wood. Alot.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 02:36 AM
QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 4:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or, stop being a clean freak pussy and **** her anyway,Black Snake Moan style.
Which, by the way,I just watched tonite. I don't quite understand why it spoke to me, but it did. I got wood. Alot.
Which, by the way,I just watched tonite. I don't quite understand why it spoke to me, but it did. I got wood. Alot.
white. cotton. panties.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 02:47 AM
QUOTE (FoxwoodsPro @ Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(keep in mind ive never dated a chick over 120 pounds)
WHAT A TRAVESATY!!! FAT XHCHICKS ARWE FREAKY THEY LIKE IT ROUFGH
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:41 AM
QUOTE (FoxwoodsPro @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 12:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
im like k you get home shes like im fine and here a voice in background .....
this really brought the whole story together for me. touching. i laughed, i cried, i was on the edge of my seat.
When you lose over and over again, it just becomes natural.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:03 AM
I love how when you are drunk and your first thought is no i cant bring her home my place is dirty. DAM
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:38 AM
So.
How much did you have to drink before you got behind the wheel of a vehicle this time?
How much did you have to drink before you got behind the wheel of a vehicle this time?
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:42 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sentence structure and non-liberal use of teenage girl "text message speak" are your friends.
I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that.
I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that.
I'm like, "Oh m'gawd"... and then she's all like: "yeah, OMG"... and then he's all hot and stuff... and OMG... she was TOTALLY into him... and he was SOoooo cute and stuff... and then my GF (BFF!) who i TOTALLY <3 is like: "OMG! why are you such a downer?"... and I'm like "OMG 'downer'?" that word is so lame... what are you like 30 or something?"
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:43 AM
I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:50 AM
QUOTE (FoxwoodsBro @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 6:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me.
So, you've finally gotten so frustrated by having no supporters that you've actually resorted to a jopke account to provide an imaginary friend (brother)?
That imaginary friend should be pretty popular in prison.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:52 AM
QUOTE (FoxwoodsBro @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 6:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me.
Jopke account?
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 07:01 AM
QUOTE (yeffy @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 6:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah I got lost too... but I think the short version is FWP went ATM on a tranny.
FWP, you are so completely mind bogglingly stupid, I don't even know where to begin.
No red line under that one, weird.
Thanks for the laughs.
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 07:12 AM
QUOTE (king_tanner @ Thursday, August 23rd, 2007, 5:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WHAT A TRAVESATY!!! FAT XHCHICKS ARWE FREAKY THEY LIKE IT ROUFGH
He likes crack whores, less teeth to get in the way for head.
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