FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 went to wokr 1-9........ then...... go to bar, local place everyone knows everyone........usually older crowd think (big table in back)im just a 24 yr old guy obv nice looking who likes to drink I start going alotfirst night I went there made out with a hot 40 yr old weeeeeeeee (i love older chicks renae nikki holla)I get there see this chick I dont know really well but she knows me has seens around only 25 starts talking to me (im being shy obv)then I see this goregous 120 pound chick with cs that the first time we talked I tried to crack a harming less joke and she got bitchy (imagine FCP) bout her needing to go babysit and being at a bar b4 obv I wasnted to go...... she has a frined with bfwe all start talking im being passive but also very charming....hot chick starts to like me staring at me just talking to me, grabbing my ass as she walks by...me and said chick and her friend start talking chilling isolating the chick i know they obv want me for themselves...they start telling me im passive too nice and a pushover but very cute LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLi obv am like ya nRLYbut i am super nice and charming in person quick witter......we go outside they both sit on my lap obv bonerage and they both knew it.......there like come home with us smoke weed spend the night...im like ummmmmmmmmmm k.....I start making out with the hot one neck lips ear etc..... and lol @ me being the one not initiating(keep in mind ive never dated a chick over 120 pounds)this is by far the hottest chick ive kissed in 3 yearsso we are bout to leave and said hot chick calls the other bf to tell her to pick her up so we can be alone...bf chick flips the f outtttt......-------------drama-----------------almost come to blows she steals hot chicks wallet and keys......nomore 3some......leaves three times with them....shes saying your ditching me for dick (lol me being the dick shippppp immmmmmedddd no joke)hot chick needs place to sleep cant invite her cuz house is to dirty....shes practically begging me too....shes like im going to tims....i go home and see her friend on side of road i pull over....shes like heres your gfs keys bf pulls up immed obv...talks shit i tell him to go **** himelf iu dont wanna fu(k his girl....i go home chick calls im like you get home safe..shes like yes i need my keys asap tomm...im like k you get home shes like im fine and here a voice in background .....i am very strict on who my gfs are and after a promising few hours another one bits the dust and i dont evennuttt.........sjs;ljkk;lklkl;k;ldhottest chick ive kissed in 3 f ing yearsjlqklaklw'ls'a';lsa(left out Alot of drAMA and small things thtat added up ) Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 first inand i liked this story, well rounded... unforunately justa gay ending. i TOLD you yesterday to clean up! Link to post Share on other sites
Hockey Guy 4 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Is this English or are you drunk? Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Is this English or are you drunk?understood about 3 parts, but that's FWP I guess.Maybe next time. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sentence structure and non-liberal use of teenage girl "text message speak" are your friends. I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 over/under 3 pages for this threadLesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 over/under 3 pages for this threadLesson learned from this should be that you should keep a clean house if you want to get some. Or, stop being a clean freak pussy and **** her anyway,Black Snake Moan style. Which, by the way,I just watched tonite. I don't quite understand why it spoke to me, but it did. I got wood. Alot. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Or, stop being a clean freak pussy and **** her anyway,Black Snake Moan style. Which, by the way,I just watched tonite. I don't quite understand why it spoke to me, but it did. I got wood. Alot.white. cotton. panties. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 (keep in mind ive never dated a chick over 120 pounds)WHAT A TRAVESATY!!! FAT XHCHICKS ARWE FREAKY THEY LIKE IT ROUFGH Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny65 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Disgusting!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 im like k you get home shes like im fine and here a voice in background .....this really brought the whole story together for me. touching. i laughed, i cried, i was on the edge of my seat. Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I love how when you are drunk and your first thought is no i cant bring her home my place is dirty. DAM Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 So.How much did you have to drink before you got behind the wheel of a vehicle this time? Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Sentence structure and non-liberal use of teenage girl "text message speak" are your friends. I mean, geez. My head hurts just trying to read that.I'm like, "Oh m'gawd"... and then she's all like: "yeah, OMG"... and then he's all hot and stuff... and OMG... she was TOTALLY into him... and he was SOoooo cute and stuff... and then my GF (BFF!) who i TOTALLY <3 is like: "OMG! why are you such a downer?"... and I'm like "OMG 'downer'?" that word is so lame... what are you like 30 or something?" Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsBro 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me.So, you've finally gotten so frustrated by having no supporters that you've actually resorted to a jopke account to provide an imaginary friend (brother)?That imaginary friend should be pretty popular in prison. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I WISH YOUS GUYS would stop giving him CRAP. shure he drinks a bit but he's a good guy the other 25% of tiime JUST LAYS OFF him hes verry gooD to me.Jopke account? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Yeah I got lost too... but I think the short version is FWP went ATM on a tranny.FWP, you are so completely mind bogglingly stupid, I don't even know where to begin.No red line under that one, weird.Thanks for the laughs. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 WHAT A TRAVESATY!!! FAT XHCHICKS ARWE FREAKY THEY LIKE IT ROUFGHHe likes crack whores, less teeth to get in the way for head. Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Said he's never dated a girl over 120 never said he didn't siihp. Also never said he's dated a girl under 120 lbs either. Just sayin. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsBro 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 So, you've finally gotten so frustrated by having no supporters that you've actually resorted to a jopke account to provide an imaginary friend (brother)?That imaginary friend should be pretty popular in prison.It's no JOKE MAN he's a great big brother most of the time been teach me HEADS UP WE RULE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 It's no JOKE MAN he's a great big brother most of the time been teach me HEADS UP WE RULE!!!It's just not possible for this line not to be a joke I'm sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 went to wokr 1-9........ then...... go to bar, local place everyone knows everyone........usually older crowd think (big table in back)im just a 24 yr old guy obv nice looking who likes to drink I start going alotfirst night I went there made out with a hot 40 yr old weeeeeeeee (i love older chicks renae nikki holla)I get there see this chick I dont know really well but she knows me has seens around only 25 starts talking to me (im being shy obv)then I see this goregous 120 pound chick with cs that the first time we talked I tried to crack a harming less joke and she got bitchy (imagine FCP) bout her needing to go babysit and being at a bar b4 obv I wasnted to go...... she has a frined with bfwe all start talking im being passive but also very charming....hot chick starts to like me staring at me just talking to me, grabbing my ass as she walks by...me and said chick and her friend start talking chilling isolating the chick i know they obv want me for themselves...they start telling me im passive too nice and a pushover but very cute LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLi obv am like ya nRLYbut i am super nice and charming in person quick witter......we go outside they both sit on my lap obv bonerage and they both knew it.......there like come home with us smoke weed spend the night...im like ummmmmmmmmmm k.....I start making out with the hot one neck lips ear etc..... and lol @ me being the one not initiating(keep in mind ive never dated a chick over 120 pounds)this is by far the hottest chick ive kissed in 3 yearsso we are bout to leave and said hot chick calls the other bf to tell her to pick her up so we can be alone...bf chick flips the f outtttt......-------------drama-----------------almost come to blows she steals hot chicks wallet and keys......nomore 3some......leaves three times with them....shes saying your ditching me for dick (lol me being the dick shippppp immmmmmedddd no joke)hot chick needs place to sleep cant invite her cuz house is to dirty....shes practically begging me too....shes like im going to tims....i go home and see her friend on side of road i pull over....shes like heres your gfs keys bf pulls up immed obv...talks shit i tell him to go **** himelf iu dont wanna fu(k his girl....i go home chick calls im like you get home safe..shes like yes i need my keys asap tomm...im like k you get home shes like im fine and here a voice in background .....i am very strict on who my gfs are and after a promising few hours another one bits the dust and i dont evennuttt.........sjs;ljkk;lklkl;k;ldhottest chick ive kissed in 3 f ing yearsjlqklaklw'ls'a';lsa(left out Alot of drAMA and small things thtat added up )"Mr FWP, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you somewhat close to what could be conisdered a rational thought. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul" Link to post Share on other sites
juggalo41729 0 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 "Mr FWP, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you somewhat close to what could be conisdered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul"fyp Link to post Share on other sites
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