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#1 keith crime

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 03:40 PM

Warning: Superbad is rated R for surprisingly everything under the sun except nudity(!) and people who don’t remember what it was like to be 17 should avoid this movie like the plague. Superbad is everything your parents warned you about that you did anyway.

I have long bemoaned the fact that the Citizen Kane of teenage sex comedies had yet to be made. I can’t do that anymore. Risky Business and Dazed and Confused came close, but they had way too much on their minds to be the epitome of the genre. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, two really intelligent writers, have produced the class of the field in Superbad and they’ve done it by trumpeting a level of sheer stupidity that makes Porky’s look like an art film.

Right before he died, Joel Siegal profanely walked out of a screening of Clerks 2. He wouldn’t have made it past the third minute of Superbad. The language in this film makes Kevin Smith’s dialog look like it was written by your prudish Aunt, who doesn’t appreciate foul language. Without a doubt, there is a scene in this movie that makes Cameron Diaz’ hair gel gag in the Farrelly Brother’s There's Something about Mary seem innocent and chaste. Superbad will make Tipper Gore nostalgic for the good old days of 2 Live Crew’s Me So Horny. Superbad is a film that earns the right to end with a montage tribute to classroom doodles of famous moments in history portrayed through the métier of the male reproductive organ. There is simply no way to exaggerate how far this crew has gone over every implied line of good taste to make you laugh.

In all likelihood, whoever sees this movie will immediately pay to see it again or rush off to lock their teenagers in their room for the night. Two dorky friends try to buy some beer and bed some girls at a party. The essential teen experience and as generic a spine to build this thing on as anyone could possibly aspire. Its sub-human moronic language is a supreme poetic ode to male immaturity and its rhythmic profanity is somehow, against odds larger than a Cleveland sports team winning a major championship, David Mamet-like.

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera are as good as humanly possible as the fat obnoxious kid and his sweetly shy best friend, which makes it all the more amazing that the film is so completely stolen by Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who in the course of the movie is somehow credibly transformed into a swaggering Rock Star after sort of changing his name to McLovin, and the unreal comedic pairing of Rogan and Bill Hader.

Simply enough, Rogan and Hader portray the two worst cops in the history of film. They are Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber, but half as mature, armed, dangerous, and chemically impaired. They are two Jeff Spicolis, who decided that it would be fun to protect and serve. Drinking and driving with the obviously underage Mintz-Plasse is essentially the most responsible thing they do during the course of the film. Their idea of a good time is dancing to anti-police rap anthems. They are a danger to everyone especially themselves, and the movie world is all the better for it.

Superbad was produced by man of the moment Judd Apatow. The kind of failure on network television that makes reputable critics of the medium weep, he’s emerged as the major face of modern comedy by grasping for the R rating and seeing just how much heart and raunch he can throttle out of it. You hate to jinx the guy, but after The 40 Year Old Virgin and this summer’s other comedic home run Knocked Up, Apatow is on a tear that hasn’t been seen since Rob Reiner reeled off This is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing, Stand by Me, The Princess Bride and When Harry met Sally in succession from 1984-1989. Reiner used to be famously called Meathead on network TV. Apatow has done him proud by embracing Reiner’s nickname and knowing full well that as David St. Hubbins said in Spinal Tap “It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.”

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 09:19 PM

I didn't bother reading all that, but I just want to point out one thing: Mclovin.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:18 PM

I give this movie two awards:

1. Best movie of the summer, AINEC

2. Funniest movie of all time, AINEC

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (gkunit20 @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I give this movie two awards:

1. Best movie of the summer, AINEC

2. Funniest movie of all time, AINEC


I loved it, and can't think of a movie I thought was better this summer, but...funniest movie ever?

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:05 PM

Easily the funniest movie of the year. But I cannot claim it is the funniest of all-time. That is until I see it again tomorrow.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:11 PM

I saw it tonite.

Funny as f u c k.

I wanted to see some more titties though.
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:35 PM

2 opposable thumbs up yo!

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Posted 18 August 2007 - 12:56 AM

I knew it was going to be funny from the first time I saw a trailer, but I was worried that it was getting too much hype and thus building too much in the way of expectations for brilliance. I mean, I'd already seen two trailers for other movies proudly proclaiming that they were "From the creators of Superbad". I don't ever recall previews doing that for a movie that hadn't even come out yet. I thought they'd potentially ruined too many of the jokes in the previews. However, I was pleasantly surprised with how much hilarity was packed into the movie. It's raunchy as hell, but it's quite funny.

Oh, and Martha MacIsaac is quite cute. (Finally...I just checked IMDB and she's within a year of my age. I'm getting tired of discovering hot girls that are under 18.)
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Posted 18 August 2007 - 06:52 PM

More like Superawesome! The movie was great. Funny as hell. The jokes were great.
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Posted 18 August 2007 - 09:18 PM

lol def funniest movie I have seen in a long time.

Never heard a theater laugh this much before I saw this movie.

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Posted 18 August 2007 - 11:09 PM

Just saw it, could not stop laughing it was that good! It felt so realistic and the plot came together so well. Easily the best movie of the summer probably more than that, clearly I have yet to meet 8 % of the world...
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Posted 19 August 2007 - 12:16 AM

I think a large part of the reason that it is so hilarious is because it is realistic (minus the cop scenes). It's almost as if we are laughing at ourselves, or people we knew in high school.

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 12:23 AM

Saw it, loved it. Easily one of the funniest movies of the year. "I've got a boner!"
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Posted 19 August 2007 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (Dan The Man @ Sunday, August 19th, 2007, 3:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Saw it, loved it. Easily one of the funniest movies of the year. "I've got a boner!"

You just cockblocked McLovin!

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Posted 19 August 2007 - 07:10 PM

Just saw it for the second time.

My favorite scene was at the end when Seth was trying on the tight jeans:

Seth: It goes ball, d.ick, ball.
Evan: Yea, its like a...a...division sign.
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:50 AM

G-R-E-A-T movie and sooooo funny. But has anyone else wondered why Becca and Jules (hot party girls) go for nerdy Evan and his fat/pudgy friend instead of all the other "regular" dudes?
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 10:38 AM

okay, I'm sold...I'm gonna watch the 3:45 showing. ahhh...lazy mondays....

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 11:13 AM

QUOTE (VernonME @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 1:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
G-R-E-A-T movie and sooooo funny. But has anyone else wondered why Becca and Jules (hot party girls) go for nerdy Evan and his fat/pudgy friend instead of all the other "regular" dudes?


That was probably the most unrealistic part besides the cops. But at the beginning, Evan said that Jules used to talk to Evan when she was bad looking, and when she got hot, she still talked to him.
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:49 PM

QUOTE (showstopper24 @ Sunday, August 19th, 2007, 8:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Evan: Yea, its like a...a...division sign.


I thought Michael Cera was hilarious. I pretty much laughed my ass off at all of his stuff but sometimes his lines barely got a reaction from the crowd. It was weird.
It really took a tall one to see it, two to believe it, three to just get in the way.

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Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:54 PM

QUOTE (dolfan @ Monday, August 20th, 2007, 3:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought Michael Cera was hilarious. I pretty much laughed my ass off at all of his stuff but sometimes his lines barely got a reaction from the crowd. It was weird.

Because half the audience are morons that don't pick up on dry humor or sarcasm. I noticed the same thing when I saw the movie. Every time you heard a d1ck or fart joke, tons of laughs. Then when Cera would say something witty, it would just go silent.




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