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Started by No_Neck, Aug 17 2007 06:43 AM

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#1 No_Neck

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 06:43 AM

I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...


Anyone have any SFW links or random low content posts fire away.

#2 Acid_Knight

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 06:52 AM

I was reading this on 2+2 and I about lost it at the stupidity of it all. Go to town.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 07:03 AM

QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was reading this on 2+2 and I about lost it at the stupidity of it all. Go to town.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...0&fpart=all


yeah that guy is a moron, also the poker room is a moron for not having rules with "teeth"

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and the boot smashing your face into it will make you think twice about doing it again. You will also be getting about what you deserve.


that about sums it up for me

#4 Acid_Knight

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 07:10 AM

Just about every poker room you ever go into has a "warning" for any kind of first offense to avoid punishing people who just don't know the rules as opposed to those who intentionally break them.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 07:15 AM

QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just about every poker room you ever go into has a "warning" for any kind of first offense to avoid punishing people who just don't know the rules as opposed to those who intentionally break them.



I hear you there, but this person said that the place just always gives warnings and never kicks anyone out.. FWTW

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 08:09 AM


I play every hand, because I cant lose them all.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 08:27 AM

QUOTE (Keebs @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Workmans Comp here I come...

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 08:43 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 9:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Workmans Comp here I come...

Pretty sure workman's comp doesn't cover injuries due to attempted suicide.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 08:51 AM

QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty sure workman's comp doesn't cover injuries due to attempted suicide.


i checked the fine print and you are right icon_cry.gif


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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:07 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...
Anyone have any SFW links or random low content posts fire away.



now you know how I have so many posts. The clock needs to start ticking faster.
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:38 AM

I see acid has changed his avatar...

I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:48 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 2:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see acid has changed his avatar...

I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.



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QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:53 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see acid has changed his avatar...

I am so bored I am thinking about doing actual work to pass the time.

Honestly, I was just looking for the avatar that Veener Schnitz had of that hot naked bounciness girl. I didn't want to make her my avatar, I mostly I just missed her...

The Evil Monkey that lives in the closet is a good change though.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:57 AM

Neck, what do I keep telling you about working? It's for suckers!
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 12:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Neck, what do I keep telling you about working? It's for people that like money!


FYP.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:00 AM

If you are all really bored, tell me what you think of this hand. I didn't include it in the post as to not thwart discussion, but villain min-raises me on turn.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=106403

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:06 AM

I'd say this: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat...part=1&vc=1, is the best story I've read in months.
"How do they put the ****ing queen in the window?"

Darvin Moon, I hope you die in a grease fire.

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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 7:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want to see how long it will take Zach to lock this up...


I forgot to mention...Zach asked me yesterday to be his eyes and ears here, so we're pretty much free to do whatever we want. smile.gif

Great story above this one.
Peace,
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:32 AM

Also, I just played a hand so badly, the entire forum would cry.
Peace,
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 11:36 AM

QUOTE (Naismith @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 3:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, I just played a hand so badly, the entire forum would cry.



hahahahaha, you should stop playing on AP, it will give you herpes.


In an unrelated note is it good to get involved in an ice cream eating competition in the second week at a new job?

I broke all challengers and now I might die from Lactose poisining.
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