I was jumping a hill on a 4-wheeler. As I went up the hill, something happened and I flipped over backwards. The 4-wheeler landed on my face. My nose was crushed and I tore the ligaments in my left wrist. (thank god it was the left)
Anyway, I ended up in a full arm cast and stitches in my nose. I was supposed to go back and have my nose set, but never did. I took the stitches out myself and cut the cast off a few weeks later.
But the time I nearly died... I was teaching a girl how to choke a bitch, and I made the mistake of letting her practice on me. She got a little carried away. True story.
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Dogpatch (almost Died)
Started by Dogpatch, Aug 17 2007 04:07 AM
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 04:07 AM
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 04:19 AM
...but were you drinking at the time...
new rule:
...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.
new rule:
...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 04:21 AM
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 8:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...but were you drinking at the time...
new rule:
...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.
new rule:
...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.
Voluntarily letting a girl (that is not experienced in the fine art of choking) put her hands around your throat isn't self destructive?
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 05:13 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Voluntarily letting a girl (that is not experienced in the fine art of choking) put her hands around your throat isn't self destructive?
Dogpatch, the master of choking, dying from asphyxiation.
That would have to be the most ironic death since jesus died from carpentry
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 05:37 AM
QUOTE (fighter @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 9:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dogpatch, the master of choking, dying from asphyxiation.
That would have to be the most ironic death since jesus died from carpentry
That would have to be the most ironic death since jesus died from carpentry
LOLLLLL I never thought about JC's death like that. That's hilarious.
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 05:48 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, August 17th, 2007, 5:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LOLLLLL I never thought about JC's death like that. That's hilarious.
Yeah, I too laughed at this.
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Posted 17 August 2007 - 07:50 AM
QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.
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