Dogpatch (almost Died)

[Dogpatch 2]

I was jumping a hill on a 4-wheeler. As I went up the hill, something happened and I flipped over backwards. The 4-wheeler landed on my face. My nose was crushed and I tore the ligaments in my left wrist. (thank god it was the left)Anyway, I ended up in a full arm cast and stitches in my nose. I was supposed to go back and have my nose set, but never did. I took the stitches out myself and cut the cast off a few weeks later.But the time I nearly died... I was teaching a girl how to choke a bitch, and I made the mistake of letting her practice on me. She got a little carried away. True story.

[Pot Odds RAC 23]

...but were you drinking at the time...new rule:...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.

[Dogpatch 2]

...but were you drinking at the time...new rule:...doesn't count unless you were sel destructive.

Voluntarily letting a girl (that is not experienced in the fine art of choking) put her hands around your throat isn't self destructive?

[fighter 4]

Voluntarily letting a girl (that is not experienced in the fine art of choking) put her hands around your throat isn't self destructive?

Dogpatch, the master of choking, dying from asphyxiation. That would have to be the most ironic death since jesus died from carpentry

[Dogpatch 2]

Dogpatch, the master of choking, dying from asphyxiation. That would have to be the most ironic death since jesus died from carpentry

LOLLLLL I never thought about JC's death like that. That's hilarious.

[Pot Odds RAC 23]

LOLLLLL I never thought about JC's death like that. That's hilarious.

Yeah, I too laughed at this.

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