I Hate You, You Stupid Professora Know It All Fish

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

I hate you, stupid professora know it all fish. I hate you so much. I hate when you talk about pot odds at the table. I hate when you tell someone they should have value bet. I HATE when you tell someone "suited only adds 2 percent to your win chance, it's no reason by itself to call" I HATE when you berate a bad player at the table. I HATE when you yell at Mama Sue, telling her that she shouldn't be playing 359J and that she had no business calling on the flop with her gut shot. I HATE HATE HATE When you make Mama sue leave 'cause you can't keep your stupid mouth shut. I HATE when you tell people in pot limit omaha 8/or better that they are calling big bets to win half the pot. I HATE IT. I hate it when you make players tighten up, I HATE it when you make players leave . I HATE YOU SO FUKING MUCH. There's nothing I hate more than dumb professors, with their Skalanky books in tow, talking about semi bluffs and implied odds. I HATE it when they have their HH2 in toe, and start talking about "pushing ranges" and "M's" and telling otehr people that " If I were you, I'd push with something as little as 8-10 suited when it's folded around" SHUT THE FCK UP! DOn't tell people my push range, they may call me when I just want to win the blinds, plz SHT THE HELL UP. I know it sucks to get your aces sucked out on. I know his only outs were runner runner. I know he was just calling huge bets for half the pot. but please, for the love of god JUST SAY NICE HAND AND BE QUIET. Don't take out your frustrations out on bad players, please, for christs sake. Don't berate players for pushing all in 20xtimes your bet with 10-7 off suit, just because it crakced yoru ace king Oh great.. now the fish has stopped pushing all in crazily preflp, thanks professor! OH GREAT, NOW THE FISH AND HIS DRUNK FRIEND have cashed out, and I'm stuck in a game with the professor and Oldie McRock. THANKS PROFESSOR.Listen, if any of you guys otu there are loud mouth professors, please, for the love of god, shut up.

[bigstack1980 0]

I hate you, stupid professora know it all fish. I hate you so much. I hate when you talk about pot odds at the table. I hate when you tell someone they should have value bet. I HATE when you tell someone "suited only adds 2 percent to your win chance, it's no reason by itself to call" I HATE when you berate a bad player at the table. I HATE when you yell at Mama Sue, telling her that she shouldn't be playing 359J and that she had no business calling on the flop with her gut shot. I HATE HATE HATE When you make Mama sue leave 'cause you can't keep your stupid mouth shut. I HATE when you tell people in pot limit omaha 8/or better that they are calling big bets to win half the pot. I HATE IT. I hate it when you make players tighten up, I HATE it when you make players leave . I HATE YOU SO FUKING MUCH. There's nothing I hate more than dumb professors, with their Skalanky books in tow, talking about semi bluffs and implied odds. I HATE it when they have their HH2 in toe, and start talking about "pushing ranges" and "M's" and telling otehr people that " If I were you, I'd push with something as little as 8-10 suited when it's folded around" SHUT THE FCK UP! DOn't tell people my push range, they may call me when I just want to win the blinds, plz SHT THE HELL UP. I know it sucks to get your aces sucked out it. I know his only outs were runner runner. I know he was just calling huge bets for half the pot. but please, for the love of god JUST SAY NICE HAND AND BE QUIET. Don't take out your frustrations out on bad players, please, for christs sake. Don't berate players for pushing all in 20xtimes your bet with 10-7 off suit, just because it crakced yoru ace king Oh great.. now the fish has stopped pushing all in crazily preflp, thanks professor! OH GREAT, NOW THE FISH AND HIS DRUNK FRIEND have cashed out, and I'm stuck in a game with the professor and Oldie McRock. THANKS PROFESSOR.Listen, if any of you guys otu there are loud mouth professors, please, for the love of god, shut up.

Computer access at the nutward. and coffee at your computer station is not a good mix....

[Cappy37 0]

I agree 100% with all of the original rant. I hate people that limp from EP late in tournaments, almost as much as I hate min-raisers.I also hate that someone like Chris Ferguson has enough free time to play freerolls when he's not ballroom dancing and murdering fruit and vegetables with playing cards from a distance.

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

Computer access at the nutward. and coffee at your computer station is not a good mix....

Why am I not surprised you don't agree with my OP.

[Cappy37 0]

Why am I not surprised you don't agree with my OP.

He hasn't yet grasped the concept of connecting "Press the New Topic Button" with "Meaningful Content".Give it time, we were all green once.

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

He hasn't yet grasped the concept of connecting "Press the New Topic Button" with "Meaningful Content".Give it time, we were all green once.

not to toot my own horn, but the Krablar OP was my third post. Have I set impossibly hard standards for other newbs to live up to? Perhaps, but greatness expects greatness.

[juggalo41729 0]

pwned

[Cappy37 0]

not to toot my own horn, but the Krablar OP was my third post. Have I set impossibly hard standards for other newbs to live up to? Perhaps, but greatness expects greatness.

No reason to dumb down for the masses. Besides, I like the idea of a "hate" thread.. The one in off-topic gets buried too easily.. We just gotta keep this bumped ahead of the dozen "My Visa won't deposit" topics and just maybe this will take off.I also hate how certain fast food places turn off (*cough* clean) their shake machines from midnight until 5 am... Stoner hours are primetime for milkshakes. Clean that sucker out on breakfast shift.. lord knows you'll be killing time by playing 5 hours of freeze tag until 11am when you are once again allowed to serve the kind of food people actually want.

[bigstack1980 0]

Why am I not surprised you don't agree with my OP.

man learn to take what you dish, j/jk

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

No reason to dumb down for the masses. Besides, I like the idea of a "hate" thread.. The one in off-topic gets buried too easily.. We just gotta keep this bumped ahead of the dozen "My Visa won't deposit" topics and just maybe this will take off.I also hate how certain fast food places turn off (*cough* clean) their shake machines from midnight until 5 am... Stoner hours are primetime for milkshakes. Clean that sucker out on breakfast shift.. lord knows you'll be killing time by playing 5 hours of freeze tag until 11am when you are once again allowed to serve the kind of food people actually want.

I hate how posters co-opt my threads that have a clear consise point, and hyjack them for their own agendas.I also hate when people btch about the service they get from minimum wage, bottom of the barrel, no gratuity receiving fast food employees, who are probably about one more stoner all-milkshake order away from suicide/mass murder spree. Be thankful you're not receiving the special sauce in your milkshake instead, which is what I'd be doing if I were behind that milkshake machine.(also, my post may seem harsh, I'm just trying to get into the new spirit of my co-opted thread. No personal offense meant)

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

man learn to take what you dish, j/jk

see, I don't exactly just "take what I dish" It's more like a tennis match to me. If you hit a wicked serve to me, I'm going to smash it back with a wicked forehand ( or something like that, I'm not too tennis savvy, so my analogy might get bogged down a bit) I don't just say " Nice joke, har har har" unless you really score an ace on me....

[bigstack1980 0]

I hate how posters co-opt my threads that have a clear consise point, and hyjack them for their own agendas.I also hate when people btch about the service they get from minimum wage, bottom of the barrel, no gratuity receiving fast food employees, who are probably about one more stoner all-milkshake order away from suicide/mass murder spree. Be thankful you're not receiving the special sauce in your milkshake instead, which is what I'd be doing if I were behind that milkshake machine.(also, my post may seem harsh, I'm just trying to get into the new spirit of my co-opted thread. No personal offense meant)

My friends at Jack in the box put oral jel into someone burger because he asked for the secret sauce... oh man... nasty and numb

[juggalo41729 0]

I hate when the fish complain about how they never win a 50/50 after they've flopped top pair with the ace 8 offsuit and king 7 soooooooooted for the past 20 hands straight to beat your medium pocket pairs. I also hate ghey poker tattoos that say things along the lines of "Texas Hold'em" and how people somehow think they make them play better. Also people that wear sunglasses and an ipod at the table when nothing short of an act of God himself will make them win.

[Cappy37 0]

see, I don't exactly just "take what I dish" It's more like a tennis match to me. If you hit a wicked serve to me, I'm going to smash it back with a wicked forehand ( or something like that, I'm not too tennis savvy, so my analogy might get bogged down a bit) I don't just say " Nice joke, har har har" unless you really score an ace on me....

Do you grunt and shriek while you are returning the serves, like exhibits A and B?A:B:

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

I hate when the fish complain about how they never win a 50/50 after they've flopped top pair with the ace 8 offsuit and king 7 soooooooooted for the past 20 hands straight to beat your medium pocket pairs. I also hate ghey poker tattoos that say things along the lines of "Texas Hold'em" and how people somehow think they make them play better. Also people that wear sunglasses and an ipod at the table when nothing short of an act of God himself will make them win.

see, I like all those things, because that means fish are at the table.

[Czech Razor 0]

From my limited live experience, the table professors usually don't know what the f*** they're talking about. Heh. They have an ok fundamental grasp of what they read in Sklansky's book or Harrington's book but that's all they have. So, f*** 'em.

[juggalo41729 0]

Do you grunt and shriek while you are returning the serves, like exhibits A and B?A:B:

Everyone knows only the best tennis players grunt when they hit the ball. We had a discussion about this on the tennis team in high school.

[Ecclesbury 0]

.............I'm sorry I was thinking about scratching Maria's itch. A tennis racket is no back scratcher.What were we talking about again?

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

From my limited live experience, the table professors usually don't know what the f*** they're talking about. Heh. They have an ok fundamental grasp of what they read in Sklansky's book or Harrington's book but that's all they have. So, f*** 'em.

I'm not saying they are good.. most of the time they are at the very least predictible, and at the best, easy to tilt and get angry when you like cracktheir aces or what ever. THat's not the point. The point is some LAG OR Loose passive fish will hear something they say, and change the way they play.. maybe tightennig up a bit, maybe start raising on their drawsand semi bluffing. heaving forbid they borrow that skalanky book from the professor.

[kkot 0]

I love the OP!

[chrozzo 19]

My friends at Jack in the box put oral jel into someone burger because he asked for the secret sauce... oh man... nasty and numb

and that is exactly why they are working there to begin withsoon your friend will try again for his high school equivalency after dropping the babies off at daycare while mamma peruses the help wanted ads

[BigDMcGee 3,367]

and that is exactly why they are working there to begin withsoon your friend will try again for his high school equivalency after dropping the babies off at daycare while mamma peruses the help wanted ads

For a degenerate alcholic, you're PRETTY elitist....

[cubsfan44 0]

and that is exactly why they are working there to begin withsoon your friend will try again for his high school equivalency after dropping the babies off at daycare while mamma peruses the help wanted ads

well it was either that or 'HI'

[timwakefield 69]

'WELL PLAYED' is the new way to berate. 'WP' or 'NC' are also acceptable.(Capitalization = sarcasm)Also, people who tap the tank are the worst, although usually they have no clue and are actually the fishiest player at the table.

[antistuff 0]

and that is exactly why they are working there to begin withsoon your friend will try again for his high school equivalency after dropping the babies off at daycare while mamma peruses the help wanted ads

well this is about the last thing i expected out of your mouth.