Barring any ability to discuss quatum physics or crack jokes in a non-maternal language, which animal do you think is more intelligent, in general. I added the Orly owl for those of you who have a disdain for both cats and dogs.
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Dogs Vs Cats
Started by Mercury69, Aug 10 2007 08:51 AM
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:51 AM
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:54 AM
Dogs rule.
They invented Poker, havent you seen the paintings?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:56 AM
What is the point of cats?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:59 AM
Cats, because they can make all those funny pictures.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:21 AM
Completely depends on what breed of dog we're talking about.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:25 AM
Cats. The two dogs I have ruined any hope I may have had for dogs having any intelligence what-so-ever.
*** FLOP *** [2h 2c 2s]
ryanpratt33 bets 3,000
nah_ah calls 3,000
*** TURN *** [2h 2c 2s] [7d]
ryanpratt33 bets 9,000
ryanpratt33: u call and its all over baby
nah_ah calls 7,840, and is all in
ryanpratt33 shows [As Qc]
nah_ah shows [Ac 7s]
Uncalled bet of 1,160 returned to ryanpratt33
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c 2s 7d] [Qh]
ryanpratt33 shows a full house, Twos full of Queens
nah_ah shows a full house, Twos full of Sevens
ryanpratt33 wins the pot (24,680) with a full house, Twos full of Queens
nah_ah stands up
ryanpratt33 stands up
ryanpratt33 bets 3,000
nah_ah calls 3,000
*** TURN *** [2h 2c 2s] [7d]
ryanpratt33 bets 9,000
ryanpratt33: u call and its all over baby
nah_ah calls 7,840, and is all in
ryanpratt33 shows [As Qc]
nah_ah shows [Ac 7s]
Uncalled bet of 1,160 returned to ryanpratt33
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c 2s 7d] [Qh]
ryanpratt33 shows a full house, Twos full of Queens
nah_ah shows a full house, Twos full of Sevens
ryanpratt33 wins the pot (24,680) with a full house, Twos full of Queens
nah_ah stands up
ryanpratt33 stands up
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 09:32 AM
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:01 AM
Just based off my own experiences, I gotta go with cats. My roommate's dog, though I love her, might be the stupidest creature I've ever known. The same could be said for most dogs I've ever known, except for Dusty the chihuahua. But fuck Dusty. That dog was always biting me when I was a kid.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:07 AM
i would say dogs
but you never know with cats...they always seem to act like complete bitches most of the time
but you never know with cats...they always seem to act like complete bitches most of the time
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:13 AM
obv cats. Dogs mindlessly wag their tails and knock shit over/break shit
Also, cats are faaar better at poker. despite what this would have you believe:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=93730
Also, cats are faaar better at poker. despite what this would have you believe:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=93730
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 11:18 AM
QUOTE (xzanos @ Friday, August 10th, 2007, 3:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
obv cats. Dogs mindlessly wag their tails and knock shit over/break shit
Also, cats are faaar better at poker. despite what this would have you believe:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=93730
Also, cats are faaar better at poker. despite what this would have you believe:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=93730
i demand you post your avatar in your sig...but MUCH bigger
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:19 PM
o hai
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:34 PM
I'm going with cats for one reason alone.
let's say you're leaving town for three days. If you leave out three days worth of food for a cat, there will most likely still be a little left when you return at the end of the trip. If you were to do the same for a dog but you come home after only two days the dog dish would be empty. Furthermore, the dog will have left you plenty of doggy landmines all over the house due to the increased food intake, whereas the cat will still use the cat box and all you have to do is pitch the sand.
let's say you're leaving town for three days. If you leave out three days worth of food for a cat, there will most likely still be a little left when you return at the end of the trip. If you were to do the same for a dog but you come home after only two days the dog dish would be empty. Furthermore, the dog will have left you plenty of doggy landmines all over the house due to the increased food intake, whereas the cat will still use the cat box and all you have to do is pitch the sand.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:44 PM
Cat's can learn to use and flush a toilet, fuck rin tin tin.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:48 PM
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 12:55 PM
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Friday, August 10th, 2007, 8:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Barring any ability to discuss quatum physics or crack jokes in a non-maternal language, which animal do you think is more intelligent, in general. I added the Orly owl for those of you who have a disdain for both cats and dogs.
Dogs. Much prefer to spend my time with dogs. And neither one can read a book, so they're both dumb. AINEC
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:40 PM
it's not even close. cats. people are for the most part voting for dogs because they prefer dogs to cats
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:56 PM
QUOTE (Pot Odds RAC @ Friday, August 10th, 2007, 9:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dogs rule.
They invented Poker, havent you seen the paintings?
They invented Poker, havent you seen the paintings?
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:57 PM
It kind of depends. Dogs will listen to whatever their masters say. A true servant. Cats could give two shits about what you think, so while they don't listen to you and that is ****ing annoying.
It's tough to say cats are smarter because my two cats never respond to their name, only to louder inflection and voices. It's pathetic really.
I vote owls.
It's tough to say cats are smarter because my two cats never respond to their name, only to louder inflection and voices. It's pathetic really.
I vote owls.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 02:12 PM
QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Friday, August 10th, 2007, 8:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cats, because they can make all those funny pictures.
But have you seen their grammar?
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