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[BoiseAirport!]

Hello!

My name is Anthony Harding. Sir Cornelius Xavier Harding IV is the name I wish I could have. I'm new here, and I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, but since this is my first post, I just wanted to formally say hello, and describe myself to you all .

First off, I'm incredibly different than most of my age. I'm 16 years old, stunningly sexy. I'd show you a picture of myself, but I don't want you all to melt in envy . I currently live in Boise, Idaho, my favorite city in the world, and I love life and poker.

I LOVE Aviation and Airplanes. My dreams and goals in life all involve airplanes. I've had an incredible passion for airplanes and flying ever since I was a little kid. I'm also heavily interested in Business and Politics. So it shouldn't be much of a surprise that my lifelong goal and dream is to one day start an airline. There are many things I want to do in life, including:

-Go to outer space
-Run for a political position
-Direct a movie
-Compete in the 2013 WSOP

Speaking of Poker, I love playing poker. I've lost more money than gained, but I have so much fun doing it, I don't really care. I'd love to one day meet (better yet, play) with big Poker stars like Phil Ivey, Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Anne Duke, etc. but wouldn't we all? By far my BIGGEST downfall in poker is Guilt. Whenever I win a huge pot, or I knock someone out, I feel so incredibly guilty, and I believe my playing abilities are affected by it. Plus the fact that I don't have the greatest poker face

When it comes to music, I love listening to Movie Orchestral Scores. My favorite artists include Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, James Horner, and James Newton Howard. I also enjoy listening to Classical music, and National Anthems. You can say I'm strange, and I'll fully accept it.

The last thing you should know about me is that I'm not easily insulted or offended. You'll find it incredibly difficult to make me angry, but it's possible. I hate fighting, but I love debating. I'll do my absolute best not to throw out useless insults at people, as they are totally unproductive.

Well, that's pretty much it, and I'll end my Hello with one of the most intellegent quotes, said by, I believe, Benjamin Franklin or George Washington:

"Respek my p33ps! lolololol omgwtfbbq!!!!"

Anthony Harding
"Reason is my sword. Logic is my Shield."

[Zach6668]

I don't know what to do with this.

[KramitDaToad]

I don't know what to do with this.

analrapeaments?

[TheRake_MD23]

analrapeaments?

[Suited_Up]

There are many things I want to do in life, including:

-Go to outer space

Don't forget the liquor.

[ShakeZuma]

bump

[chrozzo]

Hi im chrozzo

im everyones favorite drunken gecko

i enjoy long walks on the sidewalk and having women tell me i look like their younger brother

im only 12 years old, but suprisingly i have already finished college

[LongLiveYorke]

Hello!

My name is Anthony Harding. Sir Cornelius Xavier Harding IV is the name I wish I could have.

Honestly, I haven't stopped laughing since I read this opening line. You, sir, are either a very odd person or a comic genius. I'm going to hope for the latter.

Seriously, 2 to 1 that this is RodReynolds

[socalpoker_j]

If he wasn't from Idaho, I'd think this was a marginal attempt at humor. I'm more slightly inclined to believe this is serious.

Sir Cornhole,

Come to California and I'll be your official tour guide into Tijuana where you'll accomplish none of your listed goals, become addicted to Xanax, mariachis, and women with very saggy box lips. This will be a life altering experience for you and I'll even do all of this for free.

[renaedawn]

If he wasn't from Idaho, I'd think this was a marginal attempt at humor. I'm more slightly inclined to believe this is serious.

Sir Cornhole,

Come to California and I'll be your official tour guide into Tijuana where you'll accomplish none of your listed goals, become addicted to Xanax, mariachis, and women with very saggy box lips. This will be a life altering experience for you and I'll even do all of this for free.

I don't know about Sir Paul McCartney but I'm all in. Where you picking me up?

[BoiseAirport!]

I don't know what to do with this.

LOL, I don't know...I guess something like:

"Yo Anthony!! Man, you sound like the coolest person I've ever met!"
or
"Hey Anthony!! Damn it, you are so cool, mind if I send you a $100? PayPal?"

Honestly, I haven't stopped laughing since I read this opening line. You, sir, are either a very odd person or a comic genius. I'm going to hope for the latter.

Seriously, 2 to 1 that this is RodReynolds

Well, I'll hope for the latter I guess as well, but I wouldn't be surprised for the former. lol, who was RodReynolds? I don't care if you think I'm him, especially if he was the epitome of "uncool", somewhat like me.

If he wasn't from Idaho, I'd think this was a marginal attempt at humor. I'm more slightly inclined to believe this is serious.

Sir Cornhole,

Come to California and I'll be your official tour guide into Tijuana where you'll accomplish none of your listed goals, become addicted to Xanax, mariachis, and women with very saggy box lips. This will be a life altering experience for you and I'll even do all of this for free.

Jeez, I'm waayy ahead of you, that stuff is for kids!

just kidding.

Yeah, I suppose that was my marginal attempt at humor. But hey, just cause I'm from Idaho doesn't mean I'm living in a trailer home eating mayo sandwiches bowing down to GWB while having the horizontal hula with my sister.

Anthony

[fatman]

Yeah, I suppose that was my marginal attempt at humor. But hey, just cause I'm from Idaho doesn't mean I'm living in a trailer home eating mayo sandwiches bowing down to GWB while having the horizontal hula with my sister.

Anthony

And why not?

[renaedawn]

And why not?

Because he's already been there done that, obviously.

[ShakeZuma]

love the exclamation point

[BoiseAirport!]

Because he's already been there done that, obviously.

Well, jeez. Excuse me for thinking that it gets old after the first 10-20 times.

Anthony

[bigkg]

My new favorite poster

[Ouch-8s]

Well thats all fine and good but how do you feel about THE WONDER THAT IS LETTUCE?

[BoiseAirport!]

Well thats all fine and good but how do you feel about THE WONDER THAT IS LETTUCE?

lol, it's good on sandwiches?

Anthony

[Jargonator]

there's this chinese dish, pork yuk-sung i think and you wrap the mince in iceberg lettuce, it's yum.

[rocksquid]

her name is Annie Duke