BoiseAirport! 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Disregard. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I don't know what to do with this. Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I don't know what to do with this.analrapeaments? Link to post Share on other sites
TheRake_MD23 0 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 analrapeaments? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 There are many things I want to do in life, including:-Go to outer spaceDon't forget the liquor. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Hi im chrozzoim everyones favorite drunken geckoi enjoy long walks on the sidewalk and having women tell me i look like their younger brotherim only 12 years old, but suprisingly i have already finished college Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Hello!My name is Anthony Harding. Sir Cornelius Xavier Harding IV is the name I wish I could have.Honestly, I haven't stopped laughing since I read this opening line. You, sir, are either a very odd person or a comic genius. I'm going to hope for the latter.Seriously, 2 to 1 that this is RodReynolds Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If he wasn't from Idaho, I'd think this was a marginal attempt at humor. I'm more slightly inclined to believe this is serious.Sir Cornhole,Come to California and I'll be your official tour guide into Tijuana where you'll accomplish none of your listed goals, become addicted to Xanax, mariachis, and women with very saggy box lips. This will be a life altering experience for you and I'll even do all of this for free. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If he wasn't from Idaho, I'd think this was a marginal attempt at humor. I'm more slightly inclined to believe this is serious.Sir Cornhole,Come to California and I'll be your official tour guide into Tijuana where you'll accomplish none of your listed goals, become addicted to Xanax, mariachis, and women with very saggy box lips. This will be a life altering experience for you and I'll even do all of this for free.I don't know about Sir Paul McCartney but I'm all in. Where you picking me up? Link to post Share on other sites
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fatman 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yeah, I suppose that was my marginal attempt at humor. But hey, just cause I'm from Idaho doesn't mean I'm living in a trailer home eating mayo sandwiches bowing down to GWB while having the horizontal hula with my sister.AnthonyAnd why not? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 And why not?Because he's already been there done that, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 love the exclamation point Link to post Share on other sites
BoiseAirport! 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Disregard. Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 My new favorite poster Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Well thats all fine and good but how do you feel about THE WONDER THAT IS LETTUCE? Link to post Share on other sites
BoiseAirport! 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Disregard. Link to post Share on other sites
Jargonator 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 there's this chinese dish, pork yuk-sung i think and you wrap the mince in iceberg lettuce, it's yum. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 her name is Annie Duke Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 -Go to outer spaceDifficult. Unless you have millions upon millions to blow on a flight that just goes up and back down again, I don't think this one is going to happen. No one knows what the future of space travel may be, and things like the X prize make the possabilities seem brighter, but it's still going to cost you a lot of money, be quite dangerous, and not end up being all that it's cut out for. I would settle for a trip on the "vomit comet," which is an airline that simulates weightlessness without leaving the Earth's atmosphere. It's cheaper, safer, and almost as much fun.-Run for a political positionEasy. It depends on how devoted you are and where you live, but it's quite simple to run and participate in local politics. These vary from place to place (usually depending on the size of the town or city), but they serve as a great stepping stone to one day running for maybe state legislature or something nifty like that. Hold off on anything federal. It costs way too much, you'll most likely lose, and it's a pain in the butt. Local government is the way to go.-Direct a movieAgain, it depends on what you're willing to settle for. You're not going to be able to walk up to a major studio and ask for the reigns for their next $100 blockbuster. If you get a little cash saved up under your belt (a few tens of thousands or a hundred thousand or so) you could very well fund some sort of cheap short film or documentary. There are tons of directors out there looking for funding, and they would readily come to you on their knees if they knew you were willing to do so. Now, obviously this isn't the same as directing, but it would give you a good chance to get up and close to the process, stand beside the director, maybe call some of the shots, and have a good time. And, if you're very lucky and the thing turns out okay, you may even make back your investment with a little profit on top. Actually directing your own movie is a really large commitment and is quite frustrating (especially if your movie doesn't get picked up by and financial backers or studios or whatever). Directing and funding your own movie, while fun, is most likely not going to turn out all that well due to your lack of experience.-Compete in the 2013 WSOPAgain, easy. You know what it takes: a little extra cash. If you don't want to fork over 10K off the bat to compete in the main event, some of the few thousand dollar tournaments will give you a great experience, and you could invest a few more thousand into playing satellites for the ME and hoping to get lucky.So, uh, good luck with your goals. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Anthony Harding"Reason is my sword. Logic is my Shield."This has to be a joke account. What the fuck is logic? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 This thread delivers. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 I <3 this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 I <3 this thread.omg hime tooweeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
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