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#1 MyPlayIsRAB

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 12:10 PM

post brags, beats, variances, trashtalking, etc in this threadwe must gogogogogobrag: i took 25th in the 20k/$11 outta like 2500 people for like 115$ and played awesome except the last handbeat: i still lost my last longer (to whatarunaa who got 19th)variance: i lost $100 in 3 hands at .5/1 plo immed after when my top two +wrap failed to hold vs naked flush draw allin on the flop
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#2 qyayqi

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 12:16 PM

... i've got nothing.
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 12:36 PM

I don't even play poker, I don't know how the hell I got drafted.

#4 no not baxter

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 01:02 PM

hi

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 03:30 PM

I just blew my stake on a hooker and a pack of Newports, my bad. Can I get another?

#6 MyPlayIsRAB

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 07:55 PM

ive got a $5 LL with GetSprung
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 07:57 PM

this thread is teh nuts obv
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 08:02 PM

weak
THIS OLD TOWN’S FILLED WITH SIN
IT’LL SWALLOW YOU IN
IF YOU’VE GOT SOME MONEY TO BURN
TAKE IT HOME, RIGHT AWAY
YOU’VE GOT THREE YEARS TO PAY
BUT SATAN IS WAITING HIS TURN

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#9 qyayqi

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 06:25 AM

bump... still got nothing.
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#10 no not baxter

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 07:26 AM

GOGOGOOGOG

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 08:20 AM

yawn

#12 MyPlayIsRAB

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 09:18 AM

lol @ qyayqis sig
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#13 Herr Mensch

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:29 AM

Mister Sloan here on Table 204. Ready to rock and roll.
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#14 vonteego3

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:30 AM

Table 1313, how's that for lucky?

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 11:42 AM

I'll think of an incentive program if you guys do well, please please please somebody win. Ty.

#16 Herr Mensch

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:02 PM

Well, that didn't take long.lost big pot with pocket 8s when KJs called 1k on the turn with a flush draw and two overs and hit a J on the river,then went out when QTo called a 4x pf raise. I had JJ and he called my all-in with 3 unders on the flop. Q on the turn.Thank you for the opportunity.
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:07 PM

View PostHerr Mensch, on Sunday, July 22nd, 2007, 1:02 PM, said:

Well, that didn't take long.lost big pot with pocket 8s when KJs called 1k on the turn with a flush draw and two overs and hit a J on the river,then went out when QTo called a 4x pf raise. I had JJ and he called my all-in with 3 unders on the flop. Q on the turn.Thank you for the opportunity.
Terrifying turn card.PokerStars Game #11076514763: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/07/22 - 16:04:50 (ET)Table '55537478 1313' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Jayar69 (4650 in chips) Seat 2: Gambit-2099 (2925 in chips) Seat 3: shs01 (2420 in chips) Seat 4: TA no name (2645 in chips) Seat 5: barryl69 (2520 in chips) Seat 6: chanel26 (4855 in chips) Seat 7: Fittipaldy (2700 in chips) is sitting outSeat 8: dwhit110 (1580 in chips) Seat 9: vonteego3 (2705 in chips) Jayar69: posts small blind 50Gambit-2099: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to vonteego3 [Js Jd]shs01: folds TA no name: folds barryl69: folds chanel26: folds Fittipaldy: folds dwhit110: folds vonteego3: raises 250 to 350Jayar69: folds Gambit-2099: raises 650 to 1000vonteego3: raises 1705 to 2705 and is all-inGambit-2099: calls 1705*** FLOP *** [5d 6s 5s]*** TURN *** [5d 6s 5s] [4s]*** RIVER *** [5d 6s 5s 4s] [Kd]*** SHOW DOWN ***Gambit-2099: shows [7c 7d] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)vonteego3: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)vonteego3 collected 5460 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5460 | Rake 0 Board [5d 6s 5s 4s Kd]Seat 1: Jayar69 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: Gambit-2099 (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and FivesSeat 3: shs01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: TA no name folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: barryl69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: chanel26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Fittipaldy folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: dwhit110 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: vonteego3 (button) showed [Js Jd] and won (5460) with two pair, Jacks and Fives

#18 qyayqi

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:23 PM

well, my one & only hand for some chips so far.PokerStars Game #11076695569: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/07/22 - 16:14:42 (ET)Table '55537478 1791' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: akku laden (3450 in chips) Seat 2: afjay78 (1005 in chips) Seat 3: Lain ACF (2980 in chips) Seat 4: Doylermaker (3885 in chips) Seat 5: obobro (2605 in chips) Seat 6: aljeda (7030 in chips) Seat 7: qyayqi (2175 in chips) Seat 8: Baldacci (2305 in chips) is sitting outSeat 9: TDizle (4020 in chips) aljeda: posts small blind 75qyayqi: posts big blind 150*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to qyayqi [Ah Jc]Baldacci: folds TDizle: folds akku laden: folds afjay78: calls 150Lain ACF: folds Doylermaker: folds obobro: folds aljeda: calls 75qyayqi: raises 675 to 825Baldacci is connected Baldacci has returnedafjay78: calls 675aljeda: folds *** FLOP *** [3s 9s 7h]qyayqi: bets 175afjay78: calls 175*** TURN *** [3s 9s 7h] [4d]qyayqi: checks afjay78: bets 5 and is all-inqyayqi: calls 5*** RIVER *** [3s 9s 7h 4d] [As]*** SHOW DOWN ***qyayqi: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Aces)afjay78: shows [9c Qc] (a pair of Nines)qyayqi collected 2160 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2160 | Rake 0 Board [3s 9s 7h 4d As]Seat 1: akku laden folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: afjay78 showed [9c Qc] and lost with a pair of NinesSeat 3: Lain ACF folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Doylermaker folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: obobro (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: aljeda (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: qyayqi (big blind) showed [Ah Jc] and won (2160) with a pair of AcesSeat 8: Baldacci folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: TDizle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Posted 22 July 2007 - 12:34 PM

8365 at break... definitely rusty and a little gun-shy, but surviving.

#20 qyayqi

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 01:04 PM

goddamnit. was pushing people around a bit, gathering chips, then this:PokerStars Game #11077519447: Tournament #55537478, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/07/22 - 16:59:47 (ET)Table '55537478 1791' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: sturgeon1964 (20295 in chips) Seat 2: USCswimmer (18658 in chips) Seat 3: imawhale26 (7950 in chips) Seat 4: Doylermaker (2895 in chips) Seat 5: obobro (5435 in chips) Seat 6: aljeda (7555 in chips) Seat 7: qyayqi (5480 in chips) Seat 8: brotherhood4 (4400 in chips) Seat 9: TDizle (10020 in chips) sturgeon1964: posts the ante 50USCswimmer: posts the ante 50imawhale26: posts the ante 50Doylermaker: posts the ante 50obobro: posts the ante 50aljeda: posts the ante 50qyayqi: posts the ante 50brotherhood4: posts the ante 50TDizle: posts the ante 50obobro: posts small blind 300aljeda: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to qyayqi [Ac Ah]qyayqi: raises 4830 to 5430 and is all-inbrotherhood4: folds TDizle: folds sturgeon1964: folds USCswimmer: folds imawhale26: raises 2470 to 7900 and is all-inDoylermaker: folds obobro: folds aljeda: folds *** FLOP *** [8d Ts 2d]*** TURN *** [8d Ts 2d] [9d]*** RIVER *** [8d Ts 2d 9d] [5d]*** SHOW DOWN ***qyayqi: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)imawhale26: shows [Qc Qd] (a flush, Queen high)qyayqi said, "oh man."imawhale26 collected 12210 from potisd833 is connected *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 12210 | Rake 0 Board [8d Ts 2d 9d 5d]Seat 1: sturgeon1964 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: USCswimmer folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: imawhale26 showed [Qc Qd] and won (12210) with a flush, Queen highSeat 4: Doylermaker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: obobro (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: aljeda (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: qyayqi showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: brotherhood4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: TDizle folded before Flop (didn't bet)figured i'd pushed enough times that i might as well stick to form & see if i got a caller. i did. freakin' 4-flush. good luck, money. - a total of 10 out of 102 (9%) Pots won at showdown - 2 of 4 (50%) <- can't buy a freakin' board Pots won without showdown - 8 <- mostly in the 2nd hour to rebuildvvvvomitous.EDIT :: put in correct hand history. bleah, whatever.
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