How Did You Find Out...

[SuperJon 175]

there was no Santa?

I remember it well (kind of). I was 12 years old, and at the time, I already had an idea

he

wasn't real. I went rummaging through some stuff in the garage looking for my rarely used basketball when I came upon a

gift

sitting on top of some old records. The tag read, "To: Jon From:

Santa

"This was in September.

[GrinderMJ 0]

Some asshole from a poker forum ruined it for me.

[chrozzo 19]

wait...you're joking right?

[hank213 1,824]

I realized it when one of the neighborhood

fat guys

went to everyone's house on

xmas eve

and everybody played along like he was

the real santa

. But I slow played it and squeezed out another three or four years worth of loot. Yeah, that's right even at age 15 i was a hustler.

[chrozzo 19]

I realized it when one of the neighborhood fat guys went to everyone's house on

xmas eve

and everybody played along like he was

the real santa

. But I slow played it and squeezed out another three or four years worth of loot. Yeah, that's right even at age 15 i was a hustler.

brag post obv

[hank213 1,824]

brag post obv

Hey man, I'm just laying out my life here. Don't hate on me for speakin the troof.damn skippy it was a brag post. isap so i gotta brag about somethin.

[chrozzo 19]

Hey man, I'm just laying out my life here. Don't hate on me for speakin the troof.damn skippy it was a brag post. isap so i gotta brag about somethin.

we all goot

[FoxwoodsPro 0]

some *** hole in 2nd grade told me we faught 6 years later over a girl I won obv.. I hit him with a trash barrel too ... true storyI did it for you more than the girl SANTA

[chrozzo 19]

some *** hole in 2nd grade told me we faught 6 years later over a girl I won obv.. I hit him with a trash barrel too ... true storyI did it for you more than the girl SANTA

hot?ttiwwop

[king1305 0]

Edited out because this post was cruel.

[Cappy37 0]

I was like 6, my mom told me.. I remember getting PO'd and asking her "I suppose this means the tooth fairy's not real either,huh?" lol

[Dogpatch 2]

Okay, now see this? This is a four way road, okay?And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny.Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?The man-hating dyke.Good. Why?BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!

[myenemy 0]

My parents are immigrants (Dont know if that matters) and never allowed me to believe that there was a jolly fat man who miraculously showed up the night before Christmas. All gifts were labeled 'From: (insert real person)' and 'To: me'. I think I always appreciated that more.