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Started by chrozzo, Jul 15 2007 05:47 PM

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#1 chrozzo

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:47 PM

OK...if u ever have any questions relating to drinking, or typing "hi" for tht matter...direct them here.

This includes questions such as:

-Why do I Never get hangovers with this particular type of beer/drink?
-What do I do if I am drunk and call my boss at 4:15 am? Is that bad?
-How do I avoid buying worthless shit off ebay when im drunk?
-I cannot get it up when I am drunk...why is this?
-What is the best houshold cleaner to disinfect the sink after I piss into it?

im here to help people

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:50 PM

I got one. I weigh nothing and have never drank before. How much beer should I drink to get drunk, but not die of alcohol poisoning?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:50 PM

I have a question...

Why don't you ever call me anymore.?

Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?

Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry!

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:53 PM

Dear Chrozzo,

Why do you turn your back on this beautiful country of ours by drinking foreign beer?
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:54 PM

QUOTE (litlebullet @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 9:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got one. I weigh nothing and have never drank before. How much beer should I drink to get drunk, but not die of alcohol poisoning?

Drink 3 McEwans Scotch Ales and call me in the morning.

QUOTE (donk4life @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 9:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a question...

Why don't you ever call me anymore.?

Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?

Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry!


Ive been busy?

Now theres less of a chance she will piss on you during sex...just man up and clean the seat.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:55 PM

QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 9:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do you turn your back on this beautiful country of ours by drinking foreign beer?

Sorry...i love the USA...but popular American beer is shit.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:55 PM

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 05:57 PM

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QUOTE (zsta2k6 @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 9:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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well done

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:13 PM

Dear Chrozzo,

There's a couple Guinness cans up for grabs. I've only had it from the bottle, tap, and one time from special keg you can rent for the house. All I know about cans is that I'm supposed to pour into a glass. Is it worth the trouble, or am I just getting a 3/4 quality Guinness?

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:14 PM

Can I please get your top 10 list on why people drink?

A countdown if you will.
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (runthemover @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear Chrozzo,

There's a couple Guinness cans up for grabs. I've only had it from the bottle, tap, and one time from special keg you can rent for the house. All I know about cans is that I'm supposed to pour into a glass. Is it worth the trouble, or am I just getting a 3/4 quality Guinness?

thanks,

Brother Up The Trail

No way dude

Guinness = any guinness = 100%

the drought cans are top notch...and the draugh bottle too

the tap is lovely...and looks damn good while poruing out

but FTMFW...go with the Guinness Extra Stout in bottles......the best Guinness money can buy
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (FoxwoodsPro @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can I please get your top 10 list on why people drink?

A countdown if you will.


10. why not try it?...i just turned 21
9. i like that label on the bottle...i bet the drink is just as good
8. ooooo..those little umbrellas are sooo cute...i want one
7. pain relief
6. depression
5. tastes good
4. everyone else is doing it
3. omg...i love drunkeness....why not again?
2. alcoholism
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:31 PM




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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:33 PM

Dear chrozzy,

I love you. And I love drinking.


Love,

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:36 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 6:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear chrozzy,

I love you. And I love drinking.
Love,

Snugglebear.



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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dear chrozzy,

I love you. And I love drinking.
Love,

Snugglebear.

QUOTE (FoxwoodsPro @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You get the **** out of here


DONT E-GAY THIS THREAD UP!!!!!



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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (FoxwoodsPro @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 6:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You get the **** out of here


Dont steal my material. You fuckin cuntmuscle.

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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:42 PM

ok back on track....next question...?
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE (chrozzo @ Sunday, July 15th, 2007, 9:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ok back on track....next question...?


Dear Chrozzo,

Why does Leinenkugels wheat beer taste like Fruity Pebbles?
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Posted 15 July 2007 - 06:59 PM

Dear chrozzo,

How come every time I go out drinking with you my asshole hurts the next morning?

Signed,

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