CANADA2144 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 it seems everytime im on here smasharoo has replied to every thread on the forum....cutting people down and being an arrogant prick.....smash what do you do for a living man ? how do u have all this time to reply to every post on this forum? Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 he writes romance novels(not kidding) Link to post Share on other sites
l0wryder 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 he writes romance novels(not kidding)No ****ing way... "Hell is other people."- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) Link to post Share on other sites
crumpentunt 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 He breeds reindeer. Link to post Share on other sites
seli 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 a few days ago someone on this forum said that he cleans up after the peep shows. I myself feel inclined to believe just that. Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 He is a chicken sexer Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 he does write romance novels, its just under a pen name Link to post Share on other sites
Jubba 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 No censored way... Someone's got to. Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyhockey 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 No censored way... Someone's got to.Why? Link to post Share on other sites
Jubba 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 No censored way... Someone's got to.Why?So my grandmother (along with all the other lonely people out there) has something read. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 he is a pimp Link to post Share on other sites
l0wryder 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 No censored way... Someone's got to.Why?So my grandmother (along with all the other lonely people out there) has something read.Still funny as hell! "Hell is other people."- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) Link to post Share on other sites
StuNami 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 He reminds me of Melvin Udall from "As Good As It Gets."Now I find out he writes romance novels - as did Mr. Udall. One of the best quotes of the movies comes when the receptionist (female) at his publisher's office asks him how he "writes women" so well and Udall replies, "I think of a man . . . and take away all reason and accountability."Now THAT sounds like Smash!!And all this time I thought he was a poker player. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 He reminds me of Melvin Udall from "As Good As It Gets."Now I find out he writes romance novels - as did Mr. Udall. One of the best quotes of the movies comes when the receptionist (female) at his publisher's office asks him how he "writes women" so well and Udall replies, "I think of a man . . . and take away all reason and accountability."Now THAT sounds like Smash!!And all this time I thought he was a poker player.I think you may have hit it on the head. I love Smash. As I have said before, he is a curmudgeon. A loveable curmudgeon. Link to post Share on other sites
l0wryder 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 He reminds me of Melvin Udall from "As Good As It Gets."Now I find out he writes romance novels - as did Mr. Udall. One of the best quotes of the movies comes when the receptionist (female) at his publisher's office asks him how he "writes women" so well and Udall replies, "I think of a man . . . and take away all reason and accountability."Now THAT sounds like Smash!!And all this time I thought he was a poker player.I think you may have hit it on the head. I love Smash. As I have said before, he is a curmudgeon. A loveable curmudgeon. Link to post Share on other sites
poguemahone68 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogy, but I imagine a romantic night at the casa de smasheroo going a little something like this:smasherette: "Hey honey are you ready to go out and have a nice romantic dinner?"smasheroo: "Give me an hour, I'm verbally assaulting some teenagers on FCP at the moment." These tools brought a toothpick to a gunfight, don't they know who I am?smasherette: "But you said that over an hour ago and it's getting late, c'mon sweetiepie, I'm all dressed and ready to go."smasheroo: "Um Hi. You're wrong. I said I "might" be ready in an hour, but I'm clearly not. Your conversational comprehension skills are slipping again. Come back and talk to me when you can actually understand what I'm saying" smasherette: "No need to get nasty snookums, I'm just really excited about a night out with my main hello kitty, I mean, man. If we go right now, I'll shower you with adoration and stroke more than your ego later."smasheroo: "Well, let's see, while I lambaste half the FCPers, the other half are worshiping me, so I have enough adoration right here. Since you are wearing your glasses I assume you can see that my right hand is working just fine, so I can take care of the rest myself, but thanks for offering. Order a pizza, you should just be happy to be in the same room with me."smasherette: "I can't believe I let you talk to me like that all the time."smasheroo: "Can you believe this? I'm moving out!!!"smasherette: "Not really, you said that last week..." Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Hey Hey how about this.Let's stop with all these Smasharoo threads. God damn. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 first off johnnyhockey your a god for the bubbles pic. What is Smash's pen name? I love to read. Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 1 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
Blackchipper 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogy, but I imagine a romantic night at the casa de smasheroo going a little something like this:smasherette: "Hey honey are you ready to go out and have a nice romantic dinner?"smasheroo: "Give me an hour, I'm verbally assaulting some teenagers on FCP at the moment." These tools brought a toothpick to a gunfight, don't they know who I am?smasherette: "But you said that over an hour ago and it's getting late, c'mon sweetiepie, I'm all dressed and ready to go."smasheroo: "Um Hi. You're wrong. I said I "might" be ready in an hour, but I'm clearly not. Your conversational comprehension skills are slipping again. Come back and talk to me when you can actually understand what I'm saying" smasherette: "No need to get nasty snookums, I'm just really excited about a night out with my main hello kitty, I mean, man. If we go right now, I'll shower you with adoration and stroke more than your ego later."smasheroo: "Well, let's see, while I lambaste half the FCPers, the other half are worshiping me, so I have enough adoration right here. Since you are wearing your glasses I assume you can see that my right hand is working just fine, so I can take care of the rest myself, but thanks for offering. Order a pizza, you should just be happy to be in the same room with me."smasherette: "I can't believe I let you talk to me like that all the time."smasheroo: "Can you believe this? I'm moving out!!!"smasherette: "Not really, you said that last week..."amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. amazing. ahah wow Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogyIt's a lot like that, actully,just pays much better.Maybe I'll write you guys a poker novel and post it in chapters. Serialized like.Then y'all can coplain about my writing too. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackchipper 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 When I heard smash was a romance novelist, it didn't surprise me. Kinda reminds me of a disgusting, hygenically challeged woman doing phone sex. Possibly a bad analogyIt's a lot like that, actully,just pays much better.Maybe I'll write you guys a poker novel and post it in chapters. Serialized like.Then y'all can coplain about my writing too.haha we're just messin with you man. Most of it i hope is in good nature. Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 haha we're just messin with you man. Most of it i hope is in good nature.No, I tihnk most of it is mean spirited attempts to hurt my feelings!:)Not that there is any chance in hell of that occuring.... Link to post Share on other sites
Blackchipper 0 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 haha we're just messin with you man. Most of it i hope is in good nature.No, I tihnk most of it is mean spirited attempts to hurt my feelings!:)Not that there is any chance in hell of that occuring....lol smash did you get smashed tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
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