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I'm sitting in 1/2 NL when our fearless leader, Zach, has security called and gets him kicked out of the crappiest casino in Las Vegas for being too drunk. I'm up about 450 in five hands...do I leave or stay?

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zach got kicked out for being drunk and u came with him and are up 450? Go with your mate and continue the party elsewhere.

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I'm sitting in 1/2 NL when our fearless leader, Zach, has security called and gets him kicked out of the crappiest casino in Las Vegas for being too drunk. I'm up about 450 in five hands...do I leave or stay?
Bye Zach.
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LOL. Zach got kicked out of the IP? He was getting a little loud at 3-card poker.
Dude, he so obnoxious!Also, I can't see staight.
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Dude, he so obnoxious!Also, I can't see staight.
He was, but also he was hammered.I can take you to BoA after work today if you wanna meet me somewhere at like 4:30 or something. They close at 5, but there's one fairly close to the glorious Imperial Palace on Spring Mountain.
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I don't even remember making this thread. I am not feeling very well right now. I think I'm going to have to pass on BOA, or movement, today.Haha. Zach got kicked out of the IP.EDIT: Hangover cure, anyone?

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I don't even remember making this thread. I am not feeling very well right now. I think I'm going to have to pass on BOA, or movement, today.Haha. Zach got kicked out of the IP.EDIT: Hangover cure, anyone?
Go for a run, drink a quart of water, Ibuprofen, nap for 1.5 hours. Get up, have a glass of OJ and three tums.
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Hand History:I sit down, buy in for 200 and push UTG with AK. I get called by KK. River: A. Ship it. I was pushing 200 to win 3.Next hand, I called a raise with J9. Flop was 10-7-K. Check. Check. Turn blank. I bet. He called. River Q. I bet big, he called and showed AQ.Next hand, the same guy from above open-shoved for 40. He dared me to call, so I did. The flop was AQxxx. He showed a Q. I said, "I know you have AQ. I can't beat either." I have no recollection of what I had.Next hand, I blind raised when someone told me I wouldn't. Flop was Q-8-5. I looked down at 6-7 and called a bet. Turn was a 9. I pushed all in and started babbling to Zach about how I didn't see that JT got there and I was screwed when a guy instacalled. Also, someone got upset because I told Zach to fold his top pair. Instacall had two pair and a flush draw.Next hand, I limped and forgot to look at my cards. Flop was like J-7-2. Minbet. Guy goes to raise, ends up calling. I peeled KK. Raise. Fold. Call. This is where Zach got in trouble for showing an ace. Turn was a deuce. Check. All in. Call. He had QJ. I think there was an issue with Zach continuously f-bombing, also, but it was only because we were a little drunk.Next thing I know, we're both cashing out and the security guard is calling for backup. We got swarmed by security and I was told Zach couldn't come back into the casino. We did sneak back in, though.

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I sit down, buy in for 200 and push UTG with AK. I get called by KK. River: A. Ship it. I was pushing 200 to win 3.
I see you put my $200 to good use.He made a mistake anyway. He was only 50/50 since he was either gonna win or lose. He was risking $200 to win your $203. I guess he had an edge. My bad.
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I see you put my $200 to good use.He made a mistake anyway. He was only 50/50 since he was either gonna win or lose. He was risking $200 to win your $203. I guess he had an edge. My bad.
Your 200 was long gone by then.
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How much rent money did the Canadian Corona Donkey lose?
LOL. He made like a trillion dollars playing 4-card poker and then didn't have time to blow it off in the NL game.
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LOL. He made like a trillion dollars playing 4-card poker and then didn't have time to blow it off in the NL game.
Really? That's sick. Are you gonna take out a 2nd mortgage to finance this trip?
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Have someone repeatedly kick you in the nuts. It will make you forget about your hangover.
One swift whack with a hammer takes care of this in less time.
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One swift whack with a hammer takes care of this in less time.
Guys ... leave your nuts alone. They're there for a reason. And there's enough danger to them from other people. Don't damage them by your own self.
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I'm sitting in 1/2 NL when our fearless leader, Zach, has security called and gets him kicked out of the crappiest casino in Las Vegas for being too drunk. I'm up about 450 in five hands...do I leave or stay?
I'm probably the only FCP'er in history to lose money at the 1/2 IP donkfest. I was up about $300, drank 57 Coronas and lost it all in 6 hands to some goober playing HU. Went up to my room, laughed, puked violently and passed out around 9AM. I shoulda left when it was 3-handed and I had to cover one eye to see the flop. Can't wait to move to Vegas!!!
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I'm probably the only FCP'er in history to lose money at the 1/2 IP donkfest. I was up about $300, drank 57 Coronas and lost it all in 6 hands to some goober playing HU. Went up to my room, laughed, puked violently and passed out around 9AM. I shoulda left when it was 3-handed and I had to cover one eye to see the flop. Can't wait to move to Vegas!!!
Haha. Isn't the IP game glorious?
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