I'm old fashioned in that I like it straight from behind while pulling the hair.
But this has problems, near completion, if I wish to give her the experience of a lifetime, known as the B-Bomb.
Although a little thumb in the 2-hole may lead to extra-carricular activities.
Since we have some people who are finally having sex, teach them from your vast experience different things to try!
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Teach The (new) De-virginized Kids To Sex
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 07:30 AM
QUOTE(JoeyJoJo @ Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007, 7:21 PM) 
MisterB - Tired of getting b-bombed? Well now you can return the favor! With MisterB in the calendar, you'll have at least 30 days to practice your technique. A vote for MisterB is a vote for big belt buckles everywhere.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 07:46 AM
please let this thread die quickly...
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 07:59 AM
does the term "in house" mean anything to you?
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:03 AM
I prefer the girl on her side, one leg up. Get in where you can fit in and you have easy access to pull her hair, slap her ass or choke her out.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:05 AM
two words...ANGRY PIRATE
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:07 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I prefer the girl on her side, one leg up. Get in where you can fit in and you have easy access to pull her hair, slap her ass or choke her out.
credit where credit is due. This is a good position, and I'm still laughing, and do so every time I read "Choke her out" Well done.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:22 AM
I wish I had something to add, but I dont.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:27 AM
shut up guys, i'd like to hear more about finding a girl i really like, having her let me touch her, then learning how to pull her hair, treat her roughly and degrade her in a myriad of ways.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:31 AM
Just ask for a rusty trombone.
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:37 AM
QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 12:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
credit where credit is due. This is a good position, and I'm still laughing, and do so every time I read "Choke her out" Well done.
I just did this Wednesday night and the girl sent me a message on Myspace saying I could be a little rougher next time.
QUOTE (Jeepster80125 @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just ask for a rusty trombone.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:46 AM
Reverse cowboy is fun.
But who doesn't enjoy giving a Houdini every now and again?
But who doesn't enjoy giving a Houdini every now and again?
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 10:54 AM
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 2:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Reverse cowboy is fun.
But who doesn't enjoy giving a Houdini every now and again?
But who doesn't enjoy giving a Houdini every now and again?
Reverse cowboy is fun with someone who knows what they're doing. In the wrong (hands?) it can be quite dangerous.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:02 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 2:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just did this Wednesday night and the girl sent me a message on Myspace saying I could be a little rougher next time.
link?
be careful of leaving bruises.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:29 AM
QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 3:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
link?
be careful of leaving bruises.
be careful of leaving bruises.
Copied from the message:
"I need you to TALK to me tonight, you can call - we'll be eating dinner at 7:30, and then we usually go to Masquerade about 11:00...and it doesn't close until like 4...so I'll be up AWHILE. I DOUBT you will be able to stay awake that long, but I understand. (I have that effect on men.) Would like to talk to you about ONE thing before Friday, though...and I can't do it if I have to TALK...so here goes. You were awfully...um..."gentle" with me. That's not necessary. I don't actually want to pass out or have major bruises that I have to explain...but you can be quite a bit rougher if that's okay with you. I don't want to MAKE you rough me up if that's not your style...but I wouldn't mind if you were a little more aggressive. Okay...that's done. Whew. Not as bad as I thought. lol "
Funny you mentioned bruises... she did too. I was easy on her because this was the first time we'd seen each other in awhile. I was pushing it with the choking, but she was very responsive to it.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:41 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 3:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Copied from the message:
"I need you to TALK to me tonight, you can call - we'll be eating dinner at 7:30, and then we usually go to Masquerade about 11:00...and it doesn't close until like 4...so I'll be up AWHILE. I DOUBT you will be able to stay awake that long, but I understand. (I have that effect on men.) Would like to talk to you about ONE thing before Friday, though...and I can't do it if I have to TALK...so here goes. You were awfully...um..."gentle" with me. That's not necessary. I don't actually want to pass out or have major bruises that I have to explain...but you can be quite a bit rougher if that's okay with you. I don't want to MAKE you rough me up if that's not your style...but I wouldn't mind if you were a little more aggressive. Okay...that's done. Whew. Not as bad as I thought. lol "
Funny you mentioned bruises... she did too. I was easy on her because this was the first time we'd seen each other in awhile. I was pushing it with the choking, but she was very responsive to it.
"I need you to TALK to me tonight, you can call - we'll be eating dinner at 7:30, and then we usually go to Masquerade about 11:00...and it doesn't close until like 4...so I'll be up AWHILE. I DOUBT you will be able to stay awake that long, but I understand. (I have that effect on men.) Would like to talk to you about ONE thing before Friday, though...and I can't do it if I have to TALK...so here goes. You were awfully...um..."gentle" with me. That's not necessary. I don't actually want to pass out or have major bruises that I have to explain...but you can be quite a bit rougher if that's okay with you. I don't want to MAKE you rough me up if that's not your style...but I wouldn't mind if you were a little more aggressive. Okay...that's done. Whew. Not as bad as I thought. lol "
Funny you mentioned bruises... she did too. I was easy on her because this was the first time we'd seen each other in awhile. I was pushing it with the choking, but she was very responsive to it.
You better bring your lunch next time. I'm talking, go to work, drill her. One of the keys to choking her is make sure you don't squeeze with the fingertips. That leaves bruises. Hands around the neck, squeeze with the inner thumb and inside palm of your hand. Like your trying to press her neck through the mattress. Just a suggestion.
she probably likes little nibbles too. I'll tell you what, give me her number, I'll set something up, push her boundaries, and see what she likes. I'm here for you.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:46 AM
hye misterB...i thought you left
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:49 AM
QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 3:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You better bring your lunch next time. I'm talking, go to work, drill her. One of the keys to choking her is make sure you don't squeeze with the fingertips. That leaves bruises. Hands around the neck, squeeze with the inner thumb and inside palm of your hand. Like your trying to press her neck through the mattress. Just a suggestion.
she probably likes little nibbles too. I'll tell you what, give me her number, I'll set something up, push her boundaries, and see what she likes. I'm here for you.
she probably likes little nibbles too. I'll tell you what, give me her number, I'll set something up, push her boundaries, and see what she likes. I'm here for you.
Wow. I really appreciate the backup and the tips.
I feel like my choking game is strong. As you said, it's more thumb and inside palm, but I do throw some fingertips in there every now and then. Once you get the pressure right, you can almost wrap your fingers around the windpipe. Sends 'em over the edge.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:52 AM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 3:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. I really appreciate the backup and the tips.
I feel like my choking game is strong. As you said, it's more thumb and inside palm, but I do throw some fingertips in there every now and then. Once you get the pressure right, you can almost wrap your fingers around the windpipe. Sends 'em over the edge.
I feel like my choking game is strong. As you said, it's more thumb and inside palm, but I do throw some fingertips in there every now and then. Once you get the pressure right, you can almost wrap your fingers around the windpipe. Sends 'em over the edge.
"my choking game is strong"
You're killing me today...good stuff.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 11:58 AM
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 12:03 PM
QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Friday, June 15th, 2007, 3:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"my choking game is strong"
You're killing me today...good stuff.
You're killing me today...good stuff.
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