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#163101 mrdannyg

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 08:09 AM

View PostLadyGrey, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 3:34 PM, said:

I'd like to issue an official unwelcome from the sickie thread, mclumpo. I didn't read your story, but I read the 5 stupid drunken threads you started in GenPo today, and I think you are a moron (no offense).
This was funny. You should probably read his original post, it was actually funny. Though it sounds like it actually ended two relationships, which is more sad than funny.

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 4:39 PM, said:

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Wow, can't believe I actually made a team. I guess that whole "you are all e-dorks, stop wasting your lives, I'm too cool for this" kick I was on really fizzled out.I do notice that you grouped all the Jews together...and we're on the non-dick team.

View PostTactical Bear, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 3:13 PM, said:

I wish this were true, but I doubt it's the case, here. Speedz has already won, but instead of pulling an Urban Meyer by running play-action on 3rd and 8 from the 30 up 6 scores with less than two minutes left, he's kneeling on the 1, attempting to be a gracious winner.
I thought you were wrong about this. That Speedzy, in true Sick Thread fashion, was just trying to kick her while she is down, and prove his overall superiority in every way.

View Postspeedz99, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 10:11 PM, said:

Edit: I did feel bad...she's a good girl, and I did enjoy the relationship for quite a while. Oh well, I'm sure she's better off without me.
...I was wrong.Apparently Mattycats is different than...Ron, Wang or Turd.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 08:52 AM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:04 AM, said:

By the way, I'd like to hear the answer to this too.
I assume that it came out during dinner that she was a non-jew golddigging stripper, which madeMatty's dad happy until he caught the leer from his wife and well, you know how them family dinners go.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:56 AM

Pretty funny. Charlie Coles Miami,OH basketball coach interview after barely losing to Kentucky.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:20 PM

The Pontiac Silverdome was sold for $583,000.It cost $55 million to build in 1975.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:21 PM

really want to post this as my facebook status:"IS NOT ASHAMED!!! Let's see how many people on fb aren't ashamed to show their love for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and admit that He and his Noodly Appendages are their Savior. We need to get the Flying Spaghetti Monster back in America. If you're not ashamed, copy and paste this in your status."
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:25 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 3:20 PM, said:

The Pontiac Silverdome was sold for $583,000.It cost $55 million to build in 1975.
Yes, big news around town. I laughed when I heard that on the radio yesterday. LOL $500K. But I am excited since there will be soccer there.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:29 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:20 PM, said:

The Pontiac Silverdome was sold for $583,000.It cost $55 million to build in 1975.
If you adjust that for inflation the selling price is even more ridic by comparison. Depending on what measurement you use for inflation (according to the website that did the calculation for me) it cost the equivalent of at least $200 million to build in todays money.p.s. since I don't understand the math behind this, I take no responsibility if I am wrong.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:34 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:21 PM, said:

really want to post this as my facebook status:"IS NOT ASHAMED!!! Let's see how many people on fb aren't ashamed to show their love for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and admit that He and his Noodly Appendages are their Savior. We need to get the Flying Spaghetti Monster back in America. If you're not ashamed, copy and paste this in your status."
I <3 the FSM and I am not ashamed. Right now on my facebook feed tons of people are posting this as their status: "THE FACEBOOK TRICK: press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, Enter key, then scroll up or down, magic circles will appear. the only way to get rid of them is to log off or refresh the page...IT WILL WORK! Put this as your status if it works guys..." I don't get why they want other people to post it as their status. Why do they care how many of their 'friends' manage to do this incredibly simple 'trick' which they know works for everyone? Sad thing is, now that I've said that I guess a few of you will go to facebook and try it.
We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:36 PM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:25 PM, said:

Yes, big news around town. I laughed when I heard that on the radio yesterday. LOL $500K. But I am excited since there will be soccer there.
Even funnier that somebody offered to buy it for $20 million last year.

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

If you adjust that for inflation the selling price is even more ridic by comparison. Depending on what measurement you use for inflation (according to the website that did the calculation for me) it cost the equivalent of at least $200 million to build in todays money.p.s. since I don't understand the math behind this, I take no responsibility if I am wrong.
That's why I put the year in, it's insane. I mean, there are people in this thread who could've bought it. How about that for the annual Thanksgiving family football game? "Going to the Silverdome to play a little two-hand touch football. We'll be back for dinner."
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:37 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a,
That's the old Contra code.Edit: That's probably obvious to everyone though, right?
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:40 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

I <3 the FSM and I am not ashamed. Right now on my facebook feed tons of people are posting this as their status: "THE FACEBOOK TRICK: press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, Enter key, then scroll up or down, magic circles will appear. the only way to get rid of them is to log off or refresh the page...IT WILL WORK! Put this as your status if it works guys..." I don't get why they want other people to post it as their status. Why do they care how many of their 'friends' manage to do this incredibly simple 'trick' which they know works for everyone? Sad thing is, now that I've said that I guess a few of you will go to facebook and try it.
My first thought was "I'm not stupid enough to fall for that nonsense". Obviously a trick to make me feel stupid pressing buttons on my facebook page.But, it actually does work. I'm a bit flabbergasted.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:42 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:37 PM, said:

That's the old Contra code.
Yeah, it's the Konami code. I knew that, I just didn't bother adding it since my post was long enough already.That silverdome apparantly costs 1.5 million a year to maintain, so I wouldn't want it even if they were giving it away. It would be an albratross around my neck. Actually, if it was free and I had no obligation to maintain it, I guess I'd let it go to rack and ruin, but in the meantime use it as a general playing ground where I could dance around like a maniac with no one watching. That's my honest opinion on the matter.
We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:47 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

That silverdome apparantly costs 1.5 million a year to maintain, so I wouldn't want it even if they were giving it away. It would be an albratross around my neck. Actually, if it was free and I had no obligation to maintain it, I guess I'd let it go to rack and ruin, but in the meantime use it as a general playing ground where I could dance around like a maniac with no one watching. That's my honest opinion on the matter.
Would you be obligated to maintain it? I'm picturing the episode where Bart Simpson buys a factory for a dollar at an auction.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:49 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:04 AM, said:

I'd like to hear the answer to this too. :club:
Did you just use a smilie?The answer is: I didn't know that I was going to break up with her the next day.

View Postmrdannyg, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:09 AM, said:

...I was wrong.
ORLY?

View PostRandy Reed, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:52 AM, said:

I assume that it came out during dinner that she was a non-jew golddigging stripper, which madeMatty's dad happy until he caught the leer from his wife and well, you know how them family dinners go.
This one wasn't a stripper. That was the other roommate and the chick from school, who, by the way, recently broke off her engagement.

View PostSal Paradise, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:21 PM, said:

really want to post this as my facebook status:"IS NOT ASHAMED!!! Let's see how many people on fb aren't ashamed to show their love for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and admit that He and his Noodly Appendages are their Savior. We need to get the Flying Spaghetti Monster back in America. If you're not ashamed, copy and paste this in your status."
You love facebook.

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:37 PM, said:

That's the old Contra code.
I'm pretty sure it's also similar to the Mortal Kombat "blood code" for Gamegear.

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

Actually, if it was free and I had no obligation to maintain it, I guess I'd let it go to rack and ruin, but in the meantime use it as a general playing ground where I could dance around like a maniac with no one watching. That's my honest opinion on the matter.
You've already got an apartment for that.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:52 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 4:21 PM, said:

Noodly
What a great word.

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 4:29 PM, said:

If you adjust that for inflation the selling price is even more ridic by comparison. Depending on what measurement you use for inflation (according to the website that did the calculation for me) it cost the equivalent of at least $200 million to build in todays money.p.s. since I don't understand the math behind this, I take no responsibility if I am wrong.
Good point, since a 99% decrease in value is not ridiculous enough...
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:54 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 4:49 PM, said:

ORLY?
Sorry for thinking you were a MAN instead of a LITTLE BITCH.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:55 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:21 PM, said:

really want to post this as my facebook status:"IS NOT ASHAMED!!! Let's see how many people on fb aren't ashamed to show their love for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and admit that He and his Noodly Appendages are their Savior. We need to get the Flying Spaghetti Monster back in America. If you're not ashamed, copy and paste this in your status."
Is that making fun of a thing that christians put on their pages? I don't have crazy religious friends (well, I have one, but he associates with mentally challenged asians, so he doesn't count), so I've never seen it before.,
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:55 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

Did you just use a smilie?
Yeah. Posted Image

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

The answer is: I didn't know that I was going to break up with her the next day.
But you did know you were going to break up with her.Jerkface.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 12:57 PM

I cannot believe the annual maintenance cost is only 1.5 million. I wonder what they include in that.I bet it's 100K a month just for utilities. Depending on what they are doing the staffing costs are probably pretty up there as well.There are gonna be a lot of monster truck rally's in Detroit soon!

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:00 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

Yeah. Posted Image
I didn't think I was actually going to go through with it. And even if I did know, which I didn't, it would have been weird to try and cancel dinner. I would have had to make something up, and she would have been asking why I lied to her in order to cancel the dinner, then didn't even break up with her until the next day. Cheeto seems to be transitioning into a lap cat. I'm not sure what to make of it.
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