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Just applied to basically every open position in Minneapolis and some that were just "submit resume". Feel awful about my chances already.

 

hey i hope you get it buddy. i mean eventually you will get something worth having. in the job department i mean. things are just moving a lot slower these days. the thing to do, and i really excel at this, is stay positive. a positive attitude can go a long way.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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hey i hope you get it buddy. i mean eventually you will get something worth having. in the job department i mean. things are just moving a lot slower these days. the thing to do, and i really excel at this, is stay positive. a positive attitude can go a long way.

 

Yeah, I get that, but I also know that my thoughts have no impact on whoever looks at it. I've been kind of lagging on applying to some of these jobs because they can't say no if you're not even asking, you know? If I get turned down for all of these, I've got nothing to even daydream about. Sink or swim here. F it.

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i wish i had some good advice for you. but all i got is just keep on keeping on. if you want to move to minny, put it out there, don't be ashamed of it, and don't stop until you get it. it may take awhile, but you'll get there if you really want too.

 

i mean it could be worse you could be shake.

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Confidence man, confidence.

 

Yeah, I got nuthin.

 

Suited, you're right man, eff that girl. I'd probably go a more passive aggressive route because I'm a dick like that. I like to guilt them hardcore so they'll show that they care, then I won't actually believe in their caring. I'm one damaged bucko

 

Napa, keep at it. I need to take your example and get out of banking. I loathe it so. Sales in general actually.

 

Bobby Cannavale, that was some sweet dong he was showing off on Boardwalk Empire huh? Thick, meaty, a little bloody. That ginger was ok too

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I'd bet it was real. Who would ask for a prosthetic?

 

He probably did chub it up, because he was having sex with the ginger (she had a delightful tushy) and ties it off with a small rubber band at the base. Male stripper trick

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I'd bet it was real. Who would ask for a prosthetic?

 

He probably did chub it up, because he was having sex with the ginger (she had a delightful tushy) and ties it off with a small rubber band at the base. Guy who went to a mostly black college trick

Well, I'll defer to your experience, sir.

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Let me guess - you can eat seven in an hour and not even be full afterwards?

 

I like how that sonofabitch JJJ stops posting, but magically 'has the time' to like this post. Screw you, JJJ.

 

Also, Ouch.

 

I finally just looked to see what it would cost to upgrade my upload speed to stream today, so I did it because I am a man of action. I will try to get the stream working tonight and maybe link it here for you to watch.

 

This post made me laugh since it made absolutely no sense.

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taking an ungraded, practice mid-term. guy in class turns to me, his exam id number envelope in his hand, and says to me, i got the codes - the chinese would love to get their hands on these.

 

how do i respond to something like that?

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taking an ungraded, practice mid-term. guy in class turns to me, his exam id number envelope in his hand, and says to me, i got the codes - the chinese would love to get their hands on these.

 

how do i respond to something like that?

 

What? That is pretty funny.

 

Mostly, you should try to stop hating everything that might be the least bit enjoyable to someone else so much.

 

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