Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I hate when I'm in a bit of a hurry and decide to poop to get it out of the why to avoid a situation like that, but it just takes forever and you can't quite commit to being done but if you don't youre going to be late. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Well shit. I want to be on team awesome. That....sounds....um, awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 You just made the list buddy. Welcome. The rest of you could learn something from guapy, he knows how to make moves. Awesome moves. I waited until I got home so I could take my time and enjoy this poop. Def a good decision. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 hey guys, I made a joke on the last page. if you want to check it out. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 that's not the way to get on team awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 sorry guys but currently I'm too busy hating my current job, searching out new jobs at other companies, and realizing that ten years into my career I am still not qualified for entry level positions. oh well, at least I have a gi... well, at least my hous... I'll be dead some day. yep. You have a gi? Karate or jujitsu? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 shut up ron 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 COME ON!!! Shake, you're so mean lately. I blame Obama Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 So I decided to apply for a third time for the position I've been passed over for twice. Mainly just to see how ridiculous the rejection notice would be this time. However, I rocked the interview even though I know my bitch supervisor that's been taking credit for my work/ideas tried to sabotage me. Just got the call with an offer of a 9% raise, which when coupled with the 3% I got a couple months ago, puts me at the salary target I had for this year. Sorry Shake. The downside is that this will delay my opportunity to tell the bitch to wash my balls with a warm wet rag since I'll still see her around frequently. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 can still rape her though and ron you're not far off considering I just got my county tax bill and I now owe over $1,000 in personal property taxes for my two shitty vehicles and my shitty house. sure would like to see the thousand dollars worth of benefit I get from living in this shitty town. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 nice work hanky. glad one of us losers can get something to go right. edit: in your honor.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I think I just realized why I have always had an issue with shake talking about his home. He refers to where he lives as a town and I have always pictured it as an unincorporated area just west of banjo playing kid. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 can still rape her though and ron you're not far off considering I just got my county tax bill and I now owe over $1,000 in personal property taxes for my two shitty vehicles and my shitty house. sure would like to see the thousand dollars worth of benefit I get from living in this shitty town. Well. Those are STATE taxes, no? But that sucks. Living in FL with no taxes like that is nice. I mean, we have property taxes for homeownership, but I've never gotten a tax bill for owning a damn car. WTH? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 nice work hanky. glad one of us losers can get something to go right. edit: in your honor.... Can't stop watching. Yeah, watching. Yeah... That's what I was doing. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 definitely a town. hick town but town nonetheless. so I get the added benefit of paying town AND county taxes. along with state and federal of course. luv u govmnt. edit: ron, no, local, ie town and county, taxes. I meant government in general when I said "not far off." Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Obligatory MTARCYPOS what happened with the smell? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 and you gotta admit, that's a hell of an advertisement for that top. all that control! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 the smell I have no idea. leading theory is a skunk, but the inside of the house didn't smell like a skunk at all. smelled like mold or mildew or something. but the reason I say a skunk is because when I went outside early the next morning, I could smell one. then I saw one hit in the road a couple hundred feet from my house. no idea how it would smell different but the smell's completely gone now so I'm not really sure what else it could have been. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 It's gone, that's all that matters. Eff the details. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 yes I suppose. it's what I say about all that stuff that shows up on my penis anyways. just watched the first episode of the venture bros. never seen it before but I just borrowed all the seasons of it on a recommendation. pretty funny. putty from seinfeld is a character. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 just watched the first episode of the venture bros. never seen it before but I just borrowed all the seasons of it on a recommendation. pretty funny. putty from seinfeld is a character. Name a cartoon where he isn't, though. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 the smell I have no idea. leading theory is a skunk, but the inside of the house didn't smell like a skunk at all. smelled like mold or mildew or something. but the reason I say a skunk is because when I went outside early the next morning, I could smell one. then I saw one hit in the road a couple hundred feet from my house. no idea how it would smell different but the smell's completely gone now so I'm not really sure what else it could have been. Or maybe now you're just used to it? Better invite a lady friend over to check. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I can't wait two years for another opinion Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 and ron you're not far off considering I just got my county tax bill and I now owe over $1,000 in personal property taxes for my two shitty vehicles and my shitty house. sure would like to see the thousand dollars worth of benefit I get from living in this shitty town. I'm with Ron. I've never heard of paying personal property taxes on vehicles. And I lived in CA for 35 years. Didn't realize there was a tax they hadn't thought up yet. A couple of the nice things about living in WA is that there is no income tax and car registration runs about $55 a year for a car and $75 for a truck. Property taxes on the house are crazy high though. It seems like car registration in CA was always a couple hundred bucks...and they have income tax...ugh. Speaking of CA. I'm leaving here Friday morning. Going to get to Sacramento area and spend Saturday with my in-laws, nieces and nephews then head to So Cal Sunday. I have an Aunt and Uncle that live down there and they've said I can stay with them, rather than getting a hotel, while I look for a place to rent. Be nice to be around family rather than stuck by myself. Hopefully it'll only be a month or so before I can get a place and come back for the wife and daughters. Start work 8:00 am Monday. Will be nice to get back to work but not looking forward to leaving the family behind when I go. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 You don't have to register your vehicle in Florida or California!? I doubt that's possible. Registration fees are property taxes on vehicles. The fees are based on value just like houses. Link to post Share on other sites
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