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[bleacherbum3]

Damn. Now THAT's a story.I'm out of here.FU

[tall0n]

fryer98, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:57 PM, said:

On Friday, my buddy (Damien) and his girlfriend (Leaha) went out drinking with a group of people. Her good friend (Sarah, who has a boyfriend) and Damien's co-worker (Steve) were both wasted and planned to sleep on Damien/Leaha's couches in the living room. Damien and Leaha go upstairs to bed. About an hour later, Damien comes down to get water, to find Steve and Sarah fucking in the kitchen. Good stuff.Yea, that's not even CLOSE to the good part. In the morning, Damien wakes up to find Steve and Sarah were both gone. He goes in the living room to find Steve's pants and boxers on the floor. Steve's car is gone, he calls him, but no answer. A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!

That's up there! Wow! that's almost worth it for the story alone! LOL I'm joking! You 'uptight, panties in a wad' types!

[dms26]

fryer98, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:57 PM, said:

On Friday, my buddy (Damien) and his girlfriend (Leaha) went out drinking with a group of people. Her good friend (Sarah, who has a boyfriend) and Damien's co-worker (Steve) were both wasted and planned to sleep on Damien/Leaha's couches in the living room. Damien and Leaha go upstairs to bed. About an hour later, Damien comes down to get water, to find Steve and Sarah fucking in the kitchen. Good stuff.Yea, that's not even CLOSE to the good part. In the morning, Damien wakes up to find Steve and Sarah were both gone. He goes in the living room to find Steve's pants and boxers on the floor. Steve's car is gone, he calls him, but no answer. A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!

I'd also like to hear the explanation to the cop

[dna4ever]

fryer98, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 1:57 PM, said:

A few hours later, Steve calls to tell Damien that he left the house at about 5am, got pulled over on his way home with only shoes and a T-shirt on, and got a DUI. Now, have fun explaining THAT one to your grilfriend!

I dont have too many grilfriends, I usually do most of the grilling myself.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA SHEWWWW WEEEEEEESo I guess not only did Sarah have a boyfriend, but Steve had a girlfriend?And I'm with Dustin, I would love to hear that conversation between Steve and the cop. And I'm sure he was taken straight to jail, wonder if they gave him a jacket or something to cover up with or if he walked in balls a flappin'

[Jadaki]

I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around.

[Velkro]

jeff_536, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:20 PM, said:

lemme know if what I sent out is acceptable.

That will suffice.

[dms26]

Jadaki, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 4:08 PM, said:

I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around.

Cajun wingstop wings FTW

[fryer98]

Jadaki, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 4:08 PM, said:

I had Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. It was the first time I ever went there.I was rather disappointed all around.

Their boneless are alright, but their wings are too small.

[dolfan]

dms26, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:15 PM, said:

Cajun wingstop wings FTW

Yes.

[Jadaki]

fryer98, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 3:21 PM, said:

Their boneless are alright, but their wings are too small.

Thats what I had. I tried the Honey BBQ and the Medium sauces, neither of them were that great but okay I guess.Our service was horrible, just really slow and they messed up one of our peoples orders. He ordered a number 4 combo, specified sides and everything she brought him 4 boneless wings in a little basket. And it took 40 minutes to get our food, when the place wasn't busy at all.

[DrawingDeadInDM]

Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).

[dolfan]

DrawingDeadInDM, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 3:04 PM, said:

Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).

I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.

[fryer98]

Later.

[dna4ever]

DrawingDeadInDM, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 4:04 PM, said:

Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).

last time you pass out first at an army gathering i take it?i love cock boy

[dolfan]

dna4ever, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 3:11 PM, said:

i love cock boy

There's really no reason to call Erik "boy", though, is there?

[DrawingDeadInDM]

renaedawn, on Wednesday, February 27th, 2008, 6:07 PM, said:

Dude, it's okay. Not everybody's nuts are the same. I just can't figure out where in the genetic code a deviation for a cube shape instead of an egg shape could happen that quickly. I mean your dad's nuts are okay as far as you know, right?

NEVER FUCKING TALK TO ME AGAIN

Velkro, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 5:19 AM, said:

That was pretty ****ing dirty wasn't it. I could even close the thing and had to go into the task manager. I was right in the middle of AskMen Top 99 of 2008 too.

Yes. Get AIDS, Stan.

dms26, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 1:15 PM, said:

Cajun wingstop wings FTW

Immaculate.

dolfan, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:06 PM, said:

I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.

I thought we just talked about kissing?

[dolfan]

DrawingDeadInDM, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 3:13 PM, said:

I thought we just talked about kissing?

As far as anyone else knows, anyway.

[DrawingDeadInDM]

dolfan, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 2:20 PM, said:

As far as anyone else knows, anyway.

You're such a fag...I can't believe I sucked your dick.

[DrawingDeadInDM]

I'm gonna go try and take a nap. See you homos later.

[Nikki_N]

dolfan, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 10:38 AM, said:

Well, I hope it was at least a good song that replaced our conversation. But I am getting better about callbacks and other phone-related issues, I think.

I'm gonna put you to the phone answering test when you least expect it.

jeff_536, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 11:23 AM, said:

After not eating hardly anything for a week, for the first time in his life, Pudge is not living up to his nickname.

Poor Guy!

DrawingDeadInDM, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 5:04 PM, said:

Whichever one of you fuckers in Tampa gave me Strep-Tonsilitis (insert random empty threat).

I'm sure it was me. Give it a few days and it will turn into a horrible cough that deprives you of sleep. Sorry.

dolfan, on Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 5:06 PM, said:

I guess it's gonna sound pretty bad that I've got something like that, too.

Sorry.