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March 12, 2013

Who should win this WEST (animals) region match-up?

• #13 - Boise St. - http://i.imgur.com/1bbGamx.gif (2 votes [25.00%] - View)
  
• #13 - La Salle - http://i.imgur.com/al691.gif (6 votes [75.00%] - View)

Who should win this EAST (miscellaneous) region match-up?

• #16 - LIU Brooklyn - http://i.imgur.com/rPSqj.gif?1 (2 votes [25.00%] - View)
  
• #16 - James Madison - http://cdn.wl.uproxx...ombo-Cereal.gif (6 votes [75.00%] - View)

Who should win this MIDWEST (women) region match-up?

• #11 - MTSU - http://i.imgur.com/tYTHUii.gif (6 votes [75.00%] - View)
  
• #11 - St. Mary's - http://thechive.file...gif?w=389&h=400 (2 votes [25.00%] - View)

Who should win this MIDWEST (women) region match-up?

• #16 - NC A&T - http://i.imgur.com/A6RaWm5.gif (5 votes [62.50%] - View)
  
• #16 - Liberty - http://i.imgur.com/qSdUz.gif (3 votes [37.50%] - View)

MARCH 6, 2013
Poll: Reality TV (19 member(s) have cast votes)


Which of these shows have you seen at least one season of?

• American Idol (12 votes [15.00%])
  
• The Voice (4 votes [5.00%])
  
• X Factor (3 votes [3.75%])
  
• America's Got Talent (2 votes [2.50%])
  
• Big Brother (5 votes [6.25%])
  
• The Real World (12 votes [15.00%])
  
• The Bachelor (3 votes [3.75%])
  
• The Bachelorette (2 votes [2.50%])
  
• Hell's Kitchen (8 votes [10.00%])
  
• Survivor (11 votes [13.75%])
  
• The Amazing Race (8 votes [10.00%])
  
• The Apprentice (7 votes [8.75%])
  
• So You Think You Can Dance? (3 votes [3.75%])
  
• None of the above (0 votes [0.00%])

Which of these shows would choose to be on if you had to?

• American Idol (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• The Voice (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• X Factor (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• America's Got Talent (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• Big Brother (2 votes [10.53%])
  
• The Real World (3 votes [15.79%])
  
• The Bachelor (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• The Bachelorette (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• Hell's Kitchen (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• Survivor (5 votes [26.32%])
  
• The Amazing Race (8 votes [42.11%])
  
• The Apprentice (1 votes [5.26%])
  
• So You Think You Can Dance (0 votes [0.00%])

If you were guaranteed to win, which would you choose?

• American Idol (3 votes [15.79%])
  
• The Voice (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• X Factor (4 votes [21.05%])
  
• America's Got Talent (0 votes [0.00%])
  
• Big Brother (1 votes [5.26%])
  
• The Bachelor (1 votes [5.26%])
  
• The Bachelorette (1 votes [5.26%])
  
• Hell's Kitchen (2 votes [10.53%])
  
• Survivor (4 votes [21.05%])
  
• The Amazing Race (2 votes [10.53%])
  
• The Apprentice (1 votes [5.26%])
  
• So You Think You Can Dance (0 votes [0.00%])

MARCH 4, 2013

Just Some Things to Consider (19 member(s) have cast votes)

Describing a woman, probably scantily clad, as "yummy."

• I say that unironically. (5 votes [26.32%])
  
  
  
• I don't say that because I'm not cool enough to pull it off. (1 votes [5.26%])
  
  
  
• I don't say that, but whatever. (5 votes [26.32%])
  
  
  
• I say that ironically. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
• Pretty creepy, man. (8 votes [42.11%])
  
  
  
• I don't like it. (0 votes [0.00%])

You're going on a cruise. They offer you a daily 15-drink pass for $450 for the entire 7 day cruise.

• I'm buying that pass and using the full allotment every day. (1 votes [5.26%])
  
  
  
• I'm buying that pass and using the full allotment at least a couple times. (5 votes [26.32%])
  
  
  
• I'm buying that pass, but probably not drinking that much. (2 votes [10.53%])
  
  
  
• I'm not buying that pass, but will be drinking. (7 votes [36.84%])
  
  
  
• I'm not buying that pass because I won't be drinking. (3 votes [15.79%])
  
  
  
• I'm not buying that pass because I'm smuggling alcohol onto the cruise. Also, I'm beans. (1 votes [5.26%])

Women...

• are awful and I'm giving them up. (3 votes [15.79%])
  
  
  
• are awful, but what are you gonna do? (1 votes [5.26%])
  
  
  
• can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
• are equal parts awful and the reason for living. (4 votes [21.05%])
  
  
  
• are beautiful and enjoyable. (6 votes [31.58%])
  
  
  
• have boobs. (5 votes [26.32%])

Where would you rather live?

• Beach house (5 votes [26.32%])
  
  
  
• Lake house (3 votes [15.79%])
  
  
  
• Beverly Hills type mansion in residential neighborhood (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
• Average house with lots of open land (4 votes [21.05%])
  
  
  
• Penthouse condo downtown (7 votes [36.84%])

SEPTEMBER 14, 2012

Poll: Sluts (27 member(s) have cast votes)

Which act is sluttier (not as a regular occurrence, but just sort of as a one off)?

• One night stand (22 votes [81.48%])
  
  
  
  
  
• Sex on first date (5 votes [18.52%])

If a girl had sex with you on a first date, what would be your reaction?

• Well, she's not girlfriend material obviously. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
• Marry me now please. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
• Haha, wow, you lack judgment. (11 votes [40.74%])
  
  
  
  
  
• It's a point in her favor. (14 votes [51.85%])
  
  
  
  
  
• It's a point against her. (2 votes [7.41%])

If you found out that the girl you recently started dating, had a string of one night stands under her belt, what would be your reaction?

• I hope that behavior is behind her. (10 votes [37.04%])
  
  
  
  
  
• This relationship is over! (2 votes [7.41%])
  
  
  
  
  
• I bet she'd be into a threesome. (8 votes [29.63%])
  
  
  
  
  
• Gonna hold onto this one. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
• It's a point in her favor. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
• It's a point against her. (7 votes [25.93%])

Your girlfriend slept with X amount of guys before you. What does X have to be for you to reconsider your relationship with her?

• There is no number. (6 votes [22.22%])
  
  
  
  
  
• Any non-zero number. (1 votes [3.70%])
  
  
  
  
  
• 3+ (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
• 6+ (1 votes [3.70%])
  
  
  
  
  
• 10+ (8 votes [29.63%])
  
  
  
  
  
• 20+ (11 votes [40.74%])

SEPTEMBER 4, 2012

Poll: Another Movie Poll (15 member(s) have cast votes)

You can only see one of these movies (and you'll never be able to see the other one). Which do you choose?

• PTA's The Master (4 votes [26.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained (8 votes [53.33%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Gonna pass on both (3 votes [20.00%])

So besides those two movies, what are you most looking forward to?

• Taken 2 (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Argo (3 votes [20.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Seven Psychopaths (4 votes [26.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Paranormal Activity 4 (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Cloud Atlas (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Flight (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• The Man with the Iron Fists (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Lincoln (4 votes [26.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Skyfall (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Life of Pi (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Red Dawn (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Zero Dark Thirty (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Jack Reacher (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• This is 40 (1 votes [6.67%])

Whoa, what about the Hobbit?

• Yeah, douchenozzle, The Hobbit is the most anticipated movie of the fall! (4 votes [26.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• I loved the Lord of the Rings, so I am very much interested in The Hobbit. (6 votes [40.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• LOTR was alright; I'll probably see this too. (3 votes [20.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• I don't know maybe. (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Probably gonna pass. (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Super lame. (1 votes [6.67%])

So getting back to PTA vs. QT, who has the better filmography?

• PTA - Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• QT - Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds (12 votes [80.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Meh to both (2 votes [13.33%])

I chose...

• PTA for The Master and all his films (1 votes [6.67%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• PTA for The Master, but QT for all his films (2 votes [13.33%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• QT for both (9 votes [60.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• QT for Django Unchained, but PTA for all his films (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Meh I say! (3 votes [20.00%])

JULY 30, 2012

Olympics (16 member(s) have cast votes)

Favorite Olympics?

• Summer (7 votes [43.75%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Winter (9 votes [56.25%])

Favorite track and field event?

• 100 meter race (9 votes [56.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 200 meter race (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 400 meter race (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 800 meter race (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 1500 meter race (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Marathon (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Hurdles (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 4 x 100 meter relay race (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• 4 x 400 meter relay race (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Steeplechase (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Long jump (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• High jump (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Triple jump (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Pole vault (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Discus (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Shot put (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Javelin (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Hammer throw (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Decathlon (2 votes [12.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Walking (2 votes [12.50%])

Favorite water-based event?

• Canoe / kayak (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Diving (3 votes [18.75%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Rowing (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Sailing (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Swimming (12 votes [75.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Synchronized swimming (0 votes [0.00%])

Favorite team sport?

• Badminton (2 votes [12.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Basketball (5 votes [31.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Beach volleyball (5 votes [31.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Field hockey (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Handball (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Soccer / futbol (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Volleyball (2 votes [12.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Water polo (0 votes [0.00%])

Favorite shooting event?

• Archery (11 votes [68.75%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Air pistol (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Air rifle (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Double trap (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Pistol (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Rapid fire pistol (3 votes [18.75%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Rifle prone (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Rifle three positions (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Skeet (2 votes [12.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Trap (0 votes [0.00%])

Favorite fighting sport?

• Boxing (7 votes [43.75%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Fencing (6 votes [37.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Judo (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Taekwondo (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Wrestling (3 votes [18.75%])

Favorite miscellaneous event?

• Cycling (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Equestrian (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Gymnastics (10 votes [62.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Table tennis (4 votes [25.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Tennis (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Triathlon (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Weightlifting (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Modern pentathlon (0 votes [0.00%])

Favorite group of sports?

• Track and field (6 votes [37.50%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Water-based (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Team sports (5 votes [31.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Shooting (0 votes [0.00%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Fighting (1 votes [6.25%])
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Other (3 votes [18.75%])

APRIL 4, 2012

The Batman Memorial Poll (18 member(s) have cast votes)Besides The Dark Knight Rises, which summer movie are you most looking forward to?The Avengers (May 4) (3 votes [16.67%])Dark Shadows (May 11) (0 votes [0.00%])The Dictator (May 11) (0 votes [0.00%])Battleship (May 18) (0 votes [0.00%])Men in Black III (May 25) (1 votes [5.56%])For Greater Glory (June 1) (0 votes [0.00%])Piranha 3DD (June 1) (0 votes [0.00%])Prometheus (June 8) (4 votes [22.22%])Rock of Ages (June 15) (0 votes [0.00%])Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (June 22) (1 votes [5.56%])Brave (June 22) (2 votes [11.11%])Nero Fiddled (June 22) (0 votes [0.00%])GI Joe: Retaliation (June 29) (2 votes [11.11%])The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3) (2 votes [11.11%])Savages (July 6) (0 votes [0.00%])The Bourne Legacy (August 3) (2 votes [11.11%])Total Recall (August 3) (0 votes [0.00%])The Campaign (August 10) (1 votes [5.56%])The Expendables 2 (August 17) (0 votes [0.00%])Ok, but what if Batman was on the list? Would it be your choice?Yes (10 votes [55.56%])No (4 votes [22.22%])OMGYES (4 votes [22.22%])MARCH 6, 2012Sex! (sort of)Should contraceptives be part of health insu-...no, should Georgetown be forced to provide...wait...do you agree with Rush Limbaugh or the slut?

• Rush [ 6 ] [24.00%]
  
• the slut [ 15 ] [60.00%]
  
• Wow, you really don't know how to frame this one, do you? [ 4 ] [16.00%]

Should condoms be available in high schools?

• Yes [ 20 ] [80.00%]
  
• No [ 5 ] [20.00%]

Total Votes: 25JANUARY 17, 2012Augmented's DilemmaWhat should augmented do?

• Tell his friend everything. [ 9 ] [42.86%]
  
• Tell his friend that his gf wants guys to want to **** her. [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Stay out of it. [ 11 ] [52.38%]

How would you feel if your gf said she wanted other guys to want to **** her?

• Immediate dumping. [ 4 ] [19.05%]
  
• Would think about breaking up with her. [ 6 ] [28.57%]
  
• Wouldn't like it, but not a game-changer [ 2 ] [9.52%]
  
• Whatever. [ 3 ] [14.29%]
  
• Totally fine with it. [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Kind of a turn on. [ 2 ] [9.52%]
  
• Orgy time! [ 3 ] [14.29%]

Total Votes: 21JANUARY 11, 2012Scram's FacebookThis statement: When I first got on facebook, she would post these things prefaced with "I KNOW MY TRUE FRIENDS WILL REPOST THIS" and I was like , is this a personal appeal to me? What do I do? Is this what people on facebook do? Am I going to be personally slighting her if I don't repost this? So for like a week straight, I was obligatorily reposting the most retarded shit about cancer patients wanting to live and supporting abused women with little pictures of ****ing Care Bears, until I realized it was all just garbage. I made myself look like a gigantic ass.

• was a lie because he just thought it was funny. [ 13 ] [46.43%]
  
• was true, but now he's trying to backtrack because Scram totally cares what people think. [ 15 ] [53.57%]

Which is weirder?

• Adding that one lie to an otherwise true story. [ 7 ] [25.00%]
  
• Admitting the lie after one comment about it. [ 21 ] [75.00%]

Bonus Tebow question

• Oh my god I never want to hear his name again aauioerhfjzkvcxnaliudfjhuijnc [ 6 ] [21.43%]
  
• He's the best! [ 3 ] [10.71%]
  
• I don't know what's happening, but I'm enjoying the ride. [ 16 ] [57.14%]
  
• His religious beliefs make me root against him. [ 3 ] [10.71%]

Total Votes: 28DECEMBER 28, 20112012New Year's Eve

• Partying at bar/club/restaurant type place [ 3 ] [12.50%]
  
• Partying at someone's house [ 6 ] [25.00%]
  
• Staying home and partying [ 2 ] [8.33%]
  
• Staying home and relaxing [ 13 ] [54.17%]
  
• Asleep before midnight [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Midnight kiss

• Genius [ 6 ] [25.00%]
  
• Annoying [ 4 ] [16.67%]
  
• Meh [ 14 ] [58.33%]

Resolutions

• Lose weight/exercise/eat better [ 12 ] [42.86%]
  
• Some other form of personal enrichment [ 2 ] [7.14%]
  
• Breaking a bad habit [ 2 ] [7.14%]
  
• Other [ 2 ] [7.14%]
  
• I'm good thanks [ 10 ] [35.71%]

Total Votes: 24DECEMBER 2, 2011Another Movie PollWhich movie do you want to see?

• Mission: Impossible 4 [ 3 ] [11.11%]
  
• Sherlock Holmes 2 [ 7 ] [25.93%]
  
• Oh god neither [ 11 ] [40.74%]
  
• Both! [ 6 ] [22.22%]

Who do you think is the better actor?

• Tom Cruise [ 10 ] [37.04%]
  
• Robert Downey Jr. [ 17 ] [62.96%]

How about a kids movie made by a critically acclaimed director?

• Martin Scorsese's Hugo [ 11 ] [40.74%]
  
• Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin [ 2 ] [7.41%]
  
• It's still a kids movie; I'll pass [ 9 ] [33.33%]
  
• Both! [ 5 ] [18.52%]

Who are you more attracted to?

• [ 14 ] [51.85%]
  
• [ 13 ] [48.15%]

Total Votes: 27NOVEMBER 21, 2011Thanksgiving EditionWhat are your Thanksgiving plans?

• Going over to in-town friend or family's house. [ 11 ] [35.48%]
  
• Traveling to out-of-town friend or family's house. [ 9 ] [29.03%]
  
• In-town friends or family coming over to my place. [ 5 ] [16.13%]
  
• Out-of-town friends or family coming over to my place. [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Staying at home with just my significant other and/or children. [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Going out with friends or family. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Home alone nobody loves me my name is ShakeZuma. [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• Other? [ 1 ] [3.23%]

What is your favorite part about the Thanksgiving holiday?

• The Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. [ 4 ] [12.90%]
  
• Watching football. [ 11 ] [35.48%]
  
• Eating. [ 11 ] [35.48%]
  
• Some sort of Thanksgiving activity with friends or family (like playing football, cards, etc.) [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Black Friday shopping. [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Other [ 3 ] [9.68%]

About what time does the main feasting begin?

• Before 10 a.m. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 10 – 10:59 a.m. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 11 – 11:59 a.m. [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• 12 – 12:59 p.m. [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• 1 – 1:59 p.m. [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• 2 – 2:59 p.m. [ 10 ] [32.26%]
  
• 3 – 3:59 p.m. [ 4 ] [12.90%]
  
• 4 – 4:59 p.m. [ 6 ] [19.35%]
  
• 5 – 5:59 p.m. [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• 6 – 6:59 p.m. [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• 7 – 7:59 p.m. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• After 8 p.m. [ 0 ] [0.00%]

What is your favorite traditional dish?

• Turkey [ 9 ] [29.03%]
  
• Potato dish [ 6 ] [19.35%]
  
• Stuffing [ 10 ] [32.26%]
  
• Vegetable dish [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Bread/rolls [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Pie [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Leftover turkey sandwiches [ 2 ] [6.45%]
  
• The ubiquitous other [ 2 ] [6.45%]

Who is your favorite Muppet?

• Kermit [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Miss Piggy [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Fozzie Bear [ 4 ] [12.90%]
  
• Animal [ 10 ] [32.26%]
  
• Gonzo [ 2 ] [6.45%]
  
• Sam Eagle [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Dr. Bunsen [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Beaker [ 8 ] [25.81%]
  
• Swedish Chef [ 2 ] [6.45%]
  
• Rowlf [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Scooter [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Statler and Waldorf [ 3 ] [9.68%]

Total Votes: 31NOVEMBER 11, 201111/11/11 EditionWhat is your favorite number?

• 00 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• .45 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 1 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 2 [ 3 ] [13.64%]
  
• 3 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 4 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 5 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 6 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 7 [ 2 ] [9.09%]
  
• 7-Eleven [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 7-Up [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Se7en [ 2 ] [9.09%]
  
• 8 [ 4 ] [18.18%]
  
• 9 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 10 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 11 [ 3 ] [13.64%]
  
• 21 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 69 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 420 [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• 666 [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Total Votes: 22NOVEMBER 3, 2011Personal Hygiene EditionHow often do you shower or bathe on average?

• Less than once a day [ 4 ] [19.05%]
  
• Once a day [ 15 ] [71.43%]
  
• Twice a day [ 2 ] [9.52%]
  
• More than twice a day [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• What do you wash first in the shower? [/u]
  
• Hair [ 12 ] [57.14%]
  
• Face [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Arms/hands [ 5 ] [23.81%]
  
• Torso [ 2 ] [9.52%]
  
• Nether regions [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Legs/feet [ 0 ] [0.00%]

How often do you shampoo in the shower?

• Sham...poo? [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Once [ 20 ] [95.24%]
  
• Pretty sure the bottle says to repeat. [ 1 ] [4.76%]

What is your preferred cleaning agent?

• Bar of soap [ 13 ] [61.90%]
  
• Shower gel [ 8 ] [38.10%]
  
• Homemade lye soap [ 0 ] [0.00%]

What is your preferred water temperature?

• Scalding hot [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Hot [ 17 ] [80.95%]
  
• Lukewarm [ 2 ] [9.52%]
  
• Slightly cool [ 1 ] [4.76%]
  
• Cold [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Ice cold [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Whoa, there's a woman in my shower!

• Lather up, it's sexy time! [ 13 ] [61.90%]
  
• Stop hogging all the water. [ 6 ] [28.57%]
  
• So am I not going to be able to masturbate now or what? [ 2 ] [9.52%]

Total Votes: 21OCTOBER 31, 2011Halloween EditionTrick or treat?

• Trick [ 5 ] [21.74%]
  
• Treat [ 18 ] [78.26%]

What is the best part about Halloween?

• Wearing a costume. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Girls in slutty costumes. [ 14 ] [60.87%]
  
• All that candy. [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Handing out all that candy. [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Good parties. [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Horror movies. [ 4 ] [17.39%]
  
• I'm the Halloween equivalent of Scrooge. [ 2 ] [8.70%]

What is your favorite candy?

• M&M's [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Butterfinger [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Milky Way [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Starburst [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 3 Musketeers [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Skittles [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Twizzlers [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Twix [ 5 ] [21.74%]
  
• Kit Kat [ 4 ] [17.39%]
  
• Snickers [ 2 ] [8.70%]
  
• Hershey's Bar [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Reese's Peanut Butter Cups [ 4 ] [17.39%]
  
• Reese's Pieces [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Baby Ruth [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Mounds [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Heath Bar [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Caramello [ 1 ] [4.35%]
  
• Whatchamacallit [ 2 ] [8.70%]
  
• Almond Joy [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other [ 2 ] [8.70%]

Oh come on.

• [ 11 ] [47.83%]
  
• [ 3 ] [13.04%]
  
• [ 3 ] [13.04%]
  
• [ 2 ] [8.70%]
  
• [ 4 ] [17.39%]

Total Votes: 23OCTOBER 26, 2011NBA Lockout EditionIn which month will the first NBA game be played?

• November [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• December [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• January [ 9 ] [40.91%]
  
• February [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• March [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• There won't be a first game this season. [ 10 ] [45.45%]

Who is most at fault?

• David Stern [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• Billy Hunter [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• Owners [ 9 ] [40.91%]
  
• Players [ 2 ] [9.09%]
  
• Agents [ 3 ] [13.64%]
  
• They all equally share the blame. [ 6 ] [27.27%]

What's your opinion on comparing sports leagues to slavery?

• Slaves don't make millions of dollars! [ 19 ] [86.36%]
  
• It's extreme, but I can see the general connection. [ 3 ] [13.64%]
  
• Preach it brother! [ 0 ] [0.00%]

So, um, do you even care?

• Football! [ 5 ] [22.73%]
  
• No. [ 6 ] [27.27%]
  
• I'd prefer basketball to no basketball if I had to choose. [ 5 ] [22.73%]
  
• I has a sad. [ 6 ] [27.27%]
  
• I'm going to murder somebody. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• I'm boycotting as soon as they give me something to boycott. [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Who would you most like to have a beer with? You know, besides Charles Barkley.

• Lebron James [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Kobe Bryant [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• Dirk Nowitzki [ 2 ] [9.09%]
  
• Kevin Durant [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• Dwight Howard [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Gilbert Arenas [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• Steve Nash [ 2 ] [9.09%]
  
• Ron Artest [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Michael Jordan [ 3 ] [13.64%]
  
• Mark Cuban [ 11 ] [50.00%]
  
• Jerry Buss [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pat Riley [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Phil Jackson [ 1 ] [4.55%]
  
• David Stern [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Marv Albert [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Total Votes: 22OCTOBER 14, 2011Would You Rather EditionWould you rather be:

• a kid your whole life [ 10 ] [38.46%]
  
• an adult your whole life [ 16 ] [61.54%]

Would you rather:

• only be able to whisper [ 24 ] [92.31%]
  
• only be able to shout [ 2 ] [7.69%]

Would you rather:

• always have to sing instead of talk [ 11 ] [42.31%]
  
• always have to dance instead of walk [ 15 ] [57.69%]

Would you rather live for:

• 25 years pain free and happy [ 14 ] [53.85%]
  
• 100 years with a 50/50 chance to be in pain and depressed [ 12 ] [46.15%]

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island:

• with 4 people you hate [ 11 ] [42.31%]
  
• alone [ 15 ] [57.69%]

Would you rather have a:

• yacht [ 15 ] [57.69%]
  
• personal jet [ 11 ] [42.31%]

Total Votes: 26SEPTEMBER 22, 2011Speedz's Sleepy PollWhat time do you usually get up in the morning during the week?

• Before 5 a.m. [ 1 ] [3.33%]
  
• 5 - 6 [ 2 ] [6.67%]
  
• 6 - 7 [ 7 ] [23.33%]
  
• 7 - 8 [ 11 ] [36.67%]
  
• 8 - 9 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 9 - 10 [ 3 ] [10.00%]
  
• 10 - 11 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 11 - 12 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• After noon [ 2 ] [6.67%]
  
• I have no usual time; I get up whenever I damn well please. [ 3 ] [10.00%]
  
• I have no usual time, but there's generally a specific time I'll need to get up. [ 1 ] [3.33%]

Why do you get up earlier than you want?

• I don't! Suckers! [ 7 ] [23.33%]
  
• Kids [ 4 ] [13.33%]
  
• Work [ 13 ] [43.33%]
  
• School [ 4 ] [13.33%]
  
• Exercise/sports [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pets [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other? There's an other? [ 2 ] [6.67%]

How many times do you usually hit snooze?

• 0: hitting snooze is for losers. I'm a WINNER. [ 16 ] [53.33%]
  
• 1-3: it's too hard to get up right away, but snoozing too much makes me drowsy. [ 12 ] [40.00%]
  
• 4-6: I have a slight problem. [ 1 ] [3.33%]
  
• 7-10: my significant other has threatened to throw our alarm out the window. [ 1 ] [3.33%]
  
• 11-25: I may be mildly depressed. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 26+: ... [ 0 ] [0.00%]

What time do you usually go to bed during the week?

• Before 9 p.m. [ 2 ] [6.67%]
  
• 9 - 10 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 10 - 11 [ 4 ] [13.33%]
  
• 11 - 12 [ 10 ] [33.33%]
  
• 12 - 1 [ 5 ] [16.67%]
  
• 1 - 2 [ 2 ] [6.67%]
  
• 2 - 3 [ 3 ] [10.00%]
  
• After 3 a.m. [ 4 ] [13.33%]

Are your weekend sleeping habits different than your weekday habits?

• Yes [ 19 ] [63.33%]
  
• No [ 11 ] [36.67%]

How many hours of sleep do you usually get?

• Less than 4 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 4 - 5 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 5 - 6 [ 2 ] [6.67%]
  
• 6 - 7 [ 11 ] [36.67%]
  
• 7 - 8 [ 15 ] [50.00%]
  
• 8 - 9 [ 1 ] [3.33%]
  
• 9 - 10 [ 1 ] [3.33%]
  
• 10 - 11 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 11 - 12 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• I may be mildly depressed. [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Total Votes: 30SEPTEMBER 19, 2011How Did We Do?Which was your favorite movie of the summer?

• Thor [ 1 ] [5.00%]
  
• Hesher [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• POTC: On Stranger Tides [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• The Hangover Part II [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Kung Fu Panda 2 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• The Tree of Life [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• X-Men: First Class [ 1 ] [5.00%]
  
• Super 8 [ 7 ] [30.00%]
  
• Green Lantern [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Cars 2 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Bad Teacher [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Zookeeper [ 1 ] [5.00%]
  
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II [ 4 ] [20.00%]
  
• Captain America [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Friends with Benefits [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Cowboys and Aliens [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Rise of the Apes [ 3 ] [15.00%]
  
• Conan the Barbarian [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other (Horrible Bosses, Midnight in Paris, Winnie the Pooh?) [ 4 ] [20.00%]

Total Votes: 21AUGUST 24, 2011Q's Deliverin' Babies EditionCould you have delivered a baby at age 12?

• No. Gross. [ 8 ] [32.00%]
  
• It seems unlikely. [ 11 ] [44.00%]
  
• I like to think that I could have. [ 5 ] [20.00%]
  
• I'm Doogie Howser. [ 1 ] [4.00%]

Could you do it now?

• It's still pretty gross. [ 1 ] [4.00%]
  
• Still seems unlikely. [ 10 ] [40.00%]
  
• I think I could bluff my way through it. [ 11 ] [44.00%]
  
• Yeah, I know my way around there. [ 3 ] [12.00%]

How does the fact that it's your mom affect your outlook on the situation?

• I'd be able to do anything for my mom! [ 1 ] [4.00%]
  
• Instant trauma. [ 13 ] [52.00%]
  
• Both of the above. [ 10 ] [40.00%]
  
• It doesn't. [ 1 ] [4.00%]

Have you ever actually witnessed a birth in person?

• Yes, it was my kid. [ 8 ] [32.00%]
  
• Yes, someone else's kid (um, could you explain what you were doing there?). [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• No [ 17 ] [68.00%]
  
• I'm a woman and I've actually given birth. [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Did you read the article that Q linked?

• Yes, thoroughly. [ 2 ] [8.00%]
  
• I skimmed it. [ 6 ] [24.00%]
  
• I read the headline. [ 6 ] [24.00%]
  
• Nope. [ 11 ] [44.00%]

p.s.

• 5 Guys [ 9 ] [36.00%]
  
• In-N-Out [ 16 ] [64.00%]

Total Votes: 25AUGUST 18, 2011ChainsWhat is your favorite chain?

• Chain restaurant [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• Chain Reaction [ 6 ] [19.35%]
  
• Ball and chain [ 2 ] [6.45%]
  
• The ol' ball and chain [ 1 ] [3.23%]
  
• Bicycle chain [ 5 ] [16.13%]
  
• Chain letter [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Maester's chain [ 3 ] [9.68%]
  
• Chain link fence [ 2 ] [6.45%]
  
• Chainsaw [ 7 ] [22.58%]
  
• Chain of command [ 2 ] [6.45%]

Total Votes: 31AUGUST 15, 2011http://www.darden.com/Which do you prefer?

• Red Lobster [ 9 ] [31.03%]
  
• Olive Garden [ 20 ] [68.97%]

Which do you prefer?

• Red Lobster cheddar biscuits [ 10 ] [34.48%]
  
• Olive Garden breadsticks [ 19 ] [65.52%]

Which do you prefer?

• Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp [ 11 ] [37.93%]
  
• Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Bowl [ 18 ] [62.07%]

Total Votes: 29AUGUST 12, 2011Request LineThis thread needs a poll.

• Yes [ 28 ] [73.68%]
  
• No [ 10 ] [26.32%]

Which do you find sketchier?

• 30 year old making out with a 20 year old. [ 9 ] [23.68%]
  
• 30 year old having sex with a 23 year old. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Both are equally sketchy. 30 is old. [ 4 ] [10.53%]
  
• Neither is sketchy. Unless sketchy means awesome. [ 25 ] [65.79%]

Total Votes: 38JULY 26, 2011From the Blog ForumWho is crazy?

• hblask [ 5 ] [11.63%]
  
• SilentSnow [ 16 ] [37.21%]
  
• Both [ 15 ] [34.88%]
  
• Neither [ 3 ] [6.98%]
  
• Undecided [ 4 ] [9.30%]

My political affiliation is:

• Democrat [ 11 ] [25.58%]
  
• Republican [ 4 ] [9.30%]
  
• Libertarian [ 13 ] [30.23%]
  
• Other [ 15 ] [34.88%]

Do you read the blog forum?

• All the time [ 16 ] [37.21%]
  
• Often [ 4 ] [9.30%]
  
• Occasionally [ 14 ] [32.56%]
  
• Never [ 9 ] [20.93%]

Total Votes: 43JULY 13, 2011Do you have Netflix?

• Yes, I have the four disc plan with blu-ray plus streaming. [ 1 ] [3.85%]
  
• Yes, I have the three disc plan with blu-ray plus streaming. [ 2 ] [7.69%]
  
• Yes, I have the two disc plan with blu-ray plus streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the one disc plan with blu-ray plus streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the four disc plan (no blu-ray) plus streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the three disc plan (no blu-ray) plus streaming. [ 2 ] [7.69%]
  
• Yes, I have the two disc plan (no blu-ray) plus streaming. [ 4 ] [15.38%]
  
• Yes, I have the one disc plan (no blu-ray) plus streaming. [ 4 ] [15.38%]
  
• Yes, I have the two disc plan with blu-ray, but no streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the one disc plan with blu-ray, but no streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the two disc plan, but no blu-ray and no streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have the one disc plan, but no blu-ray and no streaming. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yes, I have streaming only. [ 2 ] [7.69%]
  
• Yes, I have the one disc at a time, two disc per month max limited plan. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• No, but I am interested. [ 3 ] [11.54%]
  
• No, not interested. [ 8 ] [30.77%]

What's your opinion on streaming?

• It's awesome; I'd give up the discs before the streaming. [ 6 ] [23.08%]
  
• I think it's great as an addition to the discs. [ 3 ] [11.54%]
  
• It's a good idea, but the execution and choices need to be better. [ 14 ] [53.85%]
  
• I don't have any interest in it. [ 3 ] [11.54%]

What's your primary viewing source for streaming?

• My computer [ 7 ] [26.92%]
  
• My TV through a compatible blu-ray or game player [ 10 ] [38.46%]
  
• My TV through a special Netflix streaming box [ 2 ] [7.69%]
  
• My iPod or iPad [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other [ 1 ] [3.85%]
  
• I don't stream [ 6 ] [23.08%]

What's your opinion on the price increase?

• Highway robbery! I'm canceling Netflix! [ 3 ] [11.54%]
  
• Super lame; I'm downgrading my plan. [ 6 ] [23.08%]
  
• Sucks, but what are you going to do, you know? [ 6 ] [23.08%]
  
• Whatever, 'tis but a pittance. [ 3 ] [11.54%]
  
• I was going to get Netflix, but not now. [ 2 ] [7.69%]
  
• I don't have Netflix and I wasn't planning on getting it either. [ 6 ] [23.08%]

Total Votes: 26MAY. 5, 2011A Gringo's Guide to Cinco De MayoFavorite Food

• Burrito [ 6 ] [16.67%]
  
• Fajitas [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Enchilada [ 4 ] [11.11%]
  
• Taco [ 12 ] [33.33%]
  
• Taquito [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Flauta [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Quesadilla [ 5 ] [13.89%]
  
• Tostada [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Nachos [ 5 ] [13.89%]
  
• Huevos Rancheros [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Albondigas [ 1 ] [2.78%]

Favorite Drink

• Margarita [ 10 ] [27.78%]
  
• Paloma [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Michelada [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Corona [ 10 ] [27.78%]
  
• Modelo [ 5 ] [13.89%]
  
• Dos Equis [ 6 ] [16.67%]
  
• Bohemia [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Sol [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Tecate [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pacifico [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Horchata [ 2 ] [5.56%]

Favorite Location

• Cancun [ 9 ] [25.00%]
  
• Mazatlan [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Riviera Maya [ 3 ] [8.33%]
  
• Manzanillo [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Puerto Vallarta [ 4 ] [11.11%]
  
• Cabo San Lucas [ 6 ] [16.67%]
  
• Acapulco [ 5 ] [13.89%]
  
• Cozumel [ 4 ] [11.11%]
  
• Tijuana [ 5 ] [13.89%]

Favorite Mexican

• Nomar Garciaparra [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Oscar De La Hoya [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Lee Trevino [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Tito Ortiz [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Jessica Alba [ 14 ] [38.89%]
  
• Louis CK [ 11 ] [30.56%]
  
• Salma Hayek [ 8 ] [22.22%]
  
• Danny Trejo [ 1 ] [2.78%]
  
• Robert Rodriguez [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Lorena Sanchez [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Carlos Santana [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Cesar Millan [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Total Votes: 36MAY. 2, 2011Bin Laden EditionHow did you hear the news?

• TV [ 10 ] [29.41%]
  
• Internet [ 16 ] [47.06%]
  
• Radio [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Newspaper [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Friend/family [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• Other [ 0 ] [0.00%]

What was your immediate reaction?

• USA! USA! USA! [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• *quiet fist pump* [ 22 ] [64.71%]
  
• Indifference [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• "Returning violence with violence only multiplies violence adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• I'll believe it when I see the body. [ 1 ] [2.94%]

What do you think the long-term effect will be? You know, for the good guys.

• Very positive [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Positive [ 10 ] [29.41%]
  
• Slightly positive [ 12 ] [35.29%]
  
• Neutral [ 6 ] [17.65%]
  
• Slightly negative [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Negative [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Very negative [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• I have no idea. [ 5 ] [14.71%]

Would you want to see pictures of the body and/or video of the actual raid?

• Yes, both please. [ 20 ] [58.82%]
  
• Video yes, pictures no. [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• Pictures yes, video no. [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• No thanks. [ 6 ] [17.65%]

Which director would you like to see make a movie about all of this?

• Steven Spielberg (Saving Private Ryan, Munich) [ 10 ] [29.41%]
  
• Martin Scorsese (The Departed, Gangs of New York) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Christopher Nolan (Inception, Batman) [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Steven Soderbergh (Traffic, Che) [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Ridley Scott (Black Hawk Down, Gladiator) [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• Quentin Tarantino (Inglorious Basterds) [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Michael Mann (Heat, The Last of the Mohicans) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Joel and Ethan Coen (True Grit, No Country for Old Men) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Zack Snyder (300, Watchmen) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Danny Boyle (127 Hours, Slumdog Millionaire) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Clint Eastwood (Letters from Iwo Jima, Unforgiven) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Ron Howard (Apollo 13, Frost/Nixon) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Paul Greengrass (United 93, The Bourne Ultimatum) [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Alfonso Cuaron (Children of Men) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Kathryn Bigelow (Hurt Locker, K-19: The Widowmaker) [ 4 ] [11.76%]
  
• David O. Russell (Three Kings) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Sam Mendes (Jarhead, Road to Perdition) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Edward Zwick (Glory, Courage Under Fire) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other [ 3 ] [8.82%]

Total Votes: 34APR. 25, 2011Most Boring Poll Ever?Do you wish to view members' signatures when reading topics?

• Yes [ 18 ] [54.55%]
  
• No [ 15 ] [45.45%]

Do you wish to view images in posts, such as smilies and posted images?

• Yes [ 29 ] [87.88%]
  
• No [ 4 ] [12.12%]

Do you wish to view members' avatars when reading topics?

• Yes [ 28 ] [84.85%]
  
• No [ 5 ] [15.15%]

Number of posts to show for each topic page

• 5 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 10 [ 1 ] [3.03%]
  
• 15 [ 2 ] [6.06%]
  
• 20 [ 4 ] [12.12%]
  
• 25 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 30 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 35 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 40 [ 26 ] [78.79%]

Skin Selector

• FCP Old (Grey Theme) [ 17 ] [51.52%]
  
• FCP New (Blue/Black Theme) [ 16 ] [48.48%]

How many users do you have on ignore?

• Zero. I would end up clicking to view their posts anyway. [ 10 ] [30.30%]
  
• Zero. But only because I'm too lazy to do it. [ 6 ] [18.18%]
  
• 0 [ 7 ] [21.21%]
  
• 1 [ 5 ] [15.15%]
  
• 2 [ 4 ] [12.12%]
  
• 3 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 4 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 5+ [ 1 ] [3.03%]

Total Votes: 33APR. 14, 2011Which is your favorite sport to play?

• Baseball [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Basketball [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• Boxing [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Football [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Golf [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• Hockey [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• MMA [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Soccer [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Tennis [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Other [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• I don't like sports. [ 1 ] [2.94%]

Which is your favorite sport to watch?

• Baseball [ 4 ] [11.76%]
  
• Basketball [ 4 ] [11.76%]
  
• Boxing [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Football [ 14 ] [41.18%]
  
• Golf [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Hockey [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• MMA [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Soccer [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Tennis [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• I don't like sports. [ 0 ] [0.00%]

If you could be a professional athlete in any sport, which would you choose?

• Baseball [ 6 ] [17.65%]
  
• Basketball [ 6 ] [17.65%]
  
• Boxing [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Football [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Golf [ 9 ] [26.47%]
  
• Hockey [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• MMA [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Soccer [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Tennis [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Other [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• I don't like sports. [ 1 ] [2.94%]

Cheerleaders!

• Baseball [ 1 ] [5.88%]
  
• Basketball [ 7 ] [17.65%]
  
• Boxing [ 6 ] [17.65%]
  
• Football [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Golf [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Hockey [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• MMA [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Soccer [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• Tennis [ 2 ] [5.88%]
  
• Other [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• I don't like sports. [ 1 ] [2.94%]

Umm...

• You totally created this topic just to post pictures of cheerleaders...so sad. [ 4 ] [11.76%]
  
• You totally created this topic just to post pictures of cheerleaders...awesome. [ 25 ] [73.53%]
  
• I can't wait for the beer question. [ 5 ] [14.71%]

Yeah, so anyway, favorite type of beer?

• Home Brews [ 1 ] [2.94%]
  
• Premium Imports (Ex: Orval, Gulden Draak, Hobgoblin) [ 5 ] [14.71%]
  
• Actual Microbrew/Craft Beer (Ex: Stone, Dogfish Head, Deschutes) [ 8 ] [23.53%]
  
• Ubiquitous Imports (Ex: Stella Artois, Newcastle, Heineken) [ 7 ] [20.59%]
  
• Not-So-Microbrews (Ex: New Belgium, Sam Adams) [ 6 ] [17.65%]
  
• Big American Beers (Ex: Bud, Miller, Coors) [ 3 ] [8.82%]
  
• Cheapest Thing Ever (Ex: Natural Ice, Keystone) [ 4 ] [11.76%]
  
• Hipster Beers (Ex: PBR, Schlitz) [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Total Votes: 34APR. 5, 2011Sick Thread Movie DebateWhose movies do you prefer?

• Wes Anderson: Bottle Rocket (1996), Rushmore (1998), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004), The Darjeeling Limited (2007), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) [ 13 ] [35.14%]
  
• Paul Thomas Anderson: Hard Eight (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Magnolia (1999), Punch-Drunk Love (2002), There Will Be Blood (2007) [ 14 ] [37.84%]
  
• I don't care for either of them. [ 10 ] [27.03%]

Which is the best movie?

• Bottle Rocket [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Rushmore [ 3 ] [8.11%]
  
• The Royal Tenenbaums [ 6 ] [16.22%]
  
• The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• The Darjeeling Limited [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Fantastic Mr. Fox [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• Hard Eight [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Boogie Nights [ 9 ] [24.32%]
  
• Magnolia [ 5 ] [13.51%]
  
• Punch-Drunk Love [ 3 ] [8.11%]
  
• There Will Be Blood [ 7 ] [18.92%]

Screw those guys, the summer movie season is almost here! I can't wait for this movie to open!

• Thor [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Hesher [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• The Hangover Part II [ 7 ] [18.92%]
  
• Kung Fu Panda 2 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• The Tree of Life [ 3 ] [8.11%]
  
• X-Men: First Class [ 3 ] [8.11%]
  
• Super 8 [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• Green Lantern [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Cars 2 [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Bad Teacher [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Zookeeper [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II [ 8 ] [21.62%]
  
• Captain America: The First Avenger [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• Friends with Benefits [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Cowboys and Aliens [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• Rise of the Apes [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• Conan the Barbarian [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• A movie that you didn't mention, but I will now post to tell you about it. [ 3 ] [8.11%]

What is your preferred method of watching a movie?

• Opening night, packed house, with friends. [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• Opening night, packed house, with girlfriend/wife. [ 4 ] [10.81%]
  
• Opening night, packed house, by myself. [ 1 ] [2.70%]
  
• At the theater, no crowd, with friends. [ 5 ] [13.51%]
  
• At the theater, no crowd, with girlfriend/wife. [ 6 ] [16.22%]
  
• At the theater, no crowd, by myself. [ 4 ] [10.81%]
  
• At home, with friends. [ 2 ] [5.41%]
  
• At home, with girlfriend/wife. [ 8 ] [21.62%]
  
• At home, by myself. [ 5 ] [13.51%]

What do you prefer to eat and/or drink while watching a movie?

• Popcorn [ 15 ] [21.74%]
  
• Candy [ 13 ] [18.84%]
  
• Ice cream [ 1 ] [1.45%]
  
• Hot dogs or nachos or some other "cooked" food [ 4 ] [5.80%]
  
• Soda [ 14 ] [20.29%]
  
• Water [ 5 ] [7.25%]
  
• Icee [ 3 ] [4.35%]
  
• Beer/wine/liquor [ 8 ] [11.59%]
  
• Something else [ 3 ] [4.35%]
  
• Nothing [ 3 ] [4.35%]

Total Votes: 37MAR. 24, 2011Career DayWhich would you rather be (assume you will be VERY successful at whatever you choose)?

• Professional athlete [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• Sports team owner [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• Sports announcer/anchor [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Music star [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Music producer [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Movie star [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• Movie director [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• Writer (books, songs, movies, etc.) [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• President of the United States [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Supreme Court Justice [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Military general [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pilot [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Surgeon/doctor [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Fortune 500 CEO [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Chef [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Winemaker/brew master [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Restaurant/bar owner [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Fashion designer [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Scientist [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Artist [ 0 ] [0.00%]

What is most appealing to you about this job?

• Making lots of money [ 4 ] [21.05%]
  
• Being world famous [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Having lots of power [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• All the readily available hot women [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Schedule (i.e. few hours, the right hours, work when you want to work, seasonal work, etc.) [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• It would be a lot of fun [ 8 ] [42.11%]
  
• The work would be satisfying and make me feel good about myself [ 4 ] [21.05%]

How do you feel about your current job?

• I wouldn't trade it for any of the above. [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• Well, it's not a dream job, but I'm very happy with it. [ 5 ] [26.32%]
  
• I like my job well enough. [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• I'm fine with it, but I still really look forward to the weekends. [ 5 ] [26.32%]
  
• I don't like my job, but the pay is good/I don't have any other options, so I doubt I'll be moving on anytime soon. [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• Get me out of here! [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• *sigh* I can't get a job. [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• I don't have a job and I'd like to keep it that way for the time being. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  

How many "career" jobs have you had?

• 0 [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• 1 [ 6 ] [31.58%]
  
• 2 [ 7 ] [36.84%]
  
• 3 [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• 4 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 5 [ 1 ] [5.26%]
  
• 6 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 7 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 8 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 9 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 10+ [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Have you ever been fired/laid off?

• Yes, and deservedly so. I wasn't a good employee. [ 4 ] [21.05%]
  
• Yes, but it was totally unjustified. [ 6 ] [31.58%]
  
• No. "You can't fire me, I quit!" [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• No, they haven't caught on yet. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• No, I'm a good worker. [ 6 ] [31.58%]
  
• Both of the first two. [ 1 ] [5.26%]

Are you in the same industry/field as you were coming out of college?

• Yes, precisely the same. [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• Basically; it's very closely related. [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• It's vaguely related. [ 3 ] [15.79%]
  
• No, it's pretty much a different field. [ 2 ] [10.53%]
  
• No, completely different. [ 5 ] [26.32%]
  
• I'm either not out of college yet or haven't started a career yet. [ 4 ] [21.05%]

Total Votes: 19MAR. 17, 2011St. Patrick's DayAre you wearing green today?

• Head to toe baby! [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Yeah, I made sure something was green. [ 7 ] [24.14%]
  
• Hold on, let me check...yeah, I guess I am. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Hold on, let me check...nope. [ 20 ] [68.97%]
  
• I went out of my way to NOT wear green. [ 2 ] [6.90%]

Are you drinking today?

• I am going to get hammered on green beer. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• I'll have a few drinks for my Irish friends. [ 4 ] [13.79%]
  
• Yeah, but not because it's St. Patrick's Day. [ 4 ] [13.79%]
  
• No, tomorrow is a work day and I have to get up early. [ 11 ] [37.93%]
  
• I don't drink. [ 10 ] [34.48%]

Kiss me, I'm Irish!

• [ 4 ] [13.79%]
  
• [ 5 ] [17.24%]
  
• [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• [ 5 ] [17.24%]
  
• [ 7 ] [24.14%]
  
• [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• [ 4 ] [13.79%]
  
• [ 2 ] [6.90%]
  
• [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  

Are you contributing to the spread of stereotypes?

• Dammit [ 29 ] [100.00%]

Total Votes: 29MAR. 2, 2011Duh, Charlie SheenWhat are your feelings about the current Charlie Sheen sensation?

• It's fascinating, I need more, he's my hero. [ 6 ] [20.69%]
  
• It's fascinating, I need more, but it's kind of sad. [ 9 ] [31.03%]
  
• It's fairly interesting, whatever. [ 7 ] [24.14%]
  
• It's fairly interesting, but I'm not comfortable encouraging someone to wreck his life. [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• It's disgusting; he needs help. [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• It's disgusting; I hope he ruins his life. [ 3 ] [10.34%]

Would you trade lives with Charlie Sheen right now?

• Yes please. [ 4 ] [13.79%]
  
• Yes, but only if I get to start from right before he was in Platoon. [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• Yes, but only if I can start from whenever I choose and I can make different choices. [ 7 ] [24.14%]
  
• No, my life is sweet. [ 7 ] [24.14%]
  
• No, I don't want that. [ 8 ] [27.59%]

Do you watch Two and a Half Men?

• Yes, have been for a while. [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• Occasionally. [ 5 ] [17.24%]
  
• No, but I will now if he comes back. [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• No, and I still don't plan to. [ 20 ] [68.97%]

Best movie role?

• Platoon [ 8 ] [27.59%]
  
• Wall Street [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• Young Guns [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• Eight Men Out [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• Major League [ 13 ] [44.83%]
  
• Navy Seals [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Men at Work [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Hot Shots! [ 3 ] [10.34%]

Favorite quote?

• "There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS." [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• "My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math." [ 2 ] [6.90%]
  
• "If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh... this terrestrial realm." [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• "I have tiger's blood and Adonis' DNA." [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• [on the possibility that he's bipolar] "Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING. I win here, and I win there." [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll." [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• "I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front. I am battle-tested bayonets bro." [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• [on the possibility of a relapse] "No. Not going to, period, the end. I blinked and I cured my brain. Can't is the cancer of happen." [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• "Park your nonsense." [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• "I am on a drug, it's called CHARLIE SHEEN. It's not available, because if you try it once, you'll die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." [ 10 ] [34.48%]
  
• "Let's hook up and just bring fiery death." [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• "Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms." [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• "The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, look like droopy-eyed, armless children. I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they're never going to see in their otherwise boring lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives, and that's a gift, man." [ 3 ] [10.34%]
  
• "We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?" [ 1 ] [3.45%]
  
• [Are you clean right now?] "Look at me. DUHHH. Drug test don't lie." [When was the last time you did drugs?] "Don't remember. Don't care. Drug test don't lie. Scoreboard doesn't lie." [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• "Duh, winning!" [ 3 ] [10.34%]

Total Votes: 29FEB. 16, 2011A Very Special "Dear Speedz" PollHow many pets do you have?

0 [ 10 ] [27.03%]Zero due to circumstances, but I plan on getting one when I can. [ 5 ] [13.51%]1 [ 8 ] [21.62%]2 [ 11 ] [29.73%]3 [ 1 ] [2.70%]4 [ 0 ] [0.00%]5+ [ 2 ] [5.41%]

What kind of pet do you have?

Dog [ 13 ] [30.23%]Cat [ 14 ] [32.56%]Bird [ 1 ] [2.33%]Fish [ 1 ] [2.33%]Reptile/Amphibian [ 0 ] [0.00%]Small mammal (mouse, hamster, ferret, etc.) [ 0 ] [0.00%]Farm animal [ 1 ] [2.33%]Other [ 0 ] [0.00%]None [ 13 ] [30.23%]

What kind of veterinary care do you provide?

I have pet insurance and take him for regular check-ups. [ 2 ] [5.41%]I have pet insurance and will take him in if something is wrong. [ 1 ] [2.70%]No pet insurance, but will take him in if something is wrong. [ 11 ] [29.73%]If he dies...he dies. [ 1 ] [2.70%]I don't have a pet! [ 14 ] [37.84%]No pet insurance, but will take him in for regular check-ups and if something is wrong. [ 8 ] [21.62%]

How much would you be willing to spend on a life-saving procedure for your pet?

< $100 [ 0 ] [0.00%]$100 - $499 [ 3 ] [8.11%]$500 - $999 [ 3 ] [8.11%]$1,000 - $2,000 [ 4 ] [10.81%]Whatever I can afford. [ 13 ] [35.14%]I'll figure out a way to pay whatever it costs. [ 3 ] [8.11%]FFS, I still don't have a pet. [ 11 ] [29.73%]

Read this:

"A 5 month old puppy was repeatedly punched in the face." [ 37 ] [100.00%]

Did you laugh?

Yes, but I immediately felt bad. [ 8 ] [21.62%]Yeah, come on, that's a funny visual in a cartoonish way. [ 11 ] [29.73%]No, not my thing. [ 9 ] [24.32%]No and I'm pretty sure vonteego is hunting you down right now. [ 9 ] [24.32%]

Total Votes: 37FEB. 10, 2011Valentine's Day and the Physical Act of LoveValentine's Day is coming up

Goddamn made up Hallmark holiday that my gf/wife makes me endure [ 14 ] [42.42%]Luckily this is an anonymous ballot so I can say that I like it [ 6 ] [18.18%]Guaranteed sex though [ 3 ] [9.09%]I'm all alone with nobody to share this hill of beans [ 10 ] [30.30%]

Well, what are you going to do?

Planning a romantic date [ 6 ] [18.18%]I'll find out from my gf/wife [ 11 ] [33.33%]Going to a bar to look for desperate, lonely women [ 1 ] [3.03%]Stay home and wank it with the tears of my loneliness [ 1 ] [3.03%]This day will be as any other day [ 8 ] [24.24%]Both 4 and 5 [ 6 ] [18.18%]

So you're dating this girl and you like her and things are finally getting on and oh wow what is up with THAT? That is some [physical flaw].

I'll proceed this one time like the trooper that I am, but I'm already mentally preparing my exit strategy. [ 9 ] [27.27%]I like her, the sex is otherwise good, I'll get over it. [ 20 ] [60.61%]Is that my phone ringing? Yeah sorry gotta go. What's that? We're at my house? Is...is that YOUR phone ringing? [ 4 ] [12.12%]

So you're dating this girl and you really like her and she has an amazing body, but you've had sex dolls that were more into sex than her.

I'll give her one...no, two...ok, a handful more chances, but I'll need to see some marked improvement if this is going to work. [ 19 ] [57.58%]No big whoop, I'm getting mine. I wish it was better, but I'm going to roll with it for now. [ 7 ] [21.21%]It's just not that important to me. [ 7 ] [21.21%]

Gender Wars

I'm a female, but I was able to do some mental gymnastics to change gf/wife to bf/husband and other such necessary changes in the above polls. [ 1 ] [3.03%]I'm a female and I didn't need to do any mental gymnastics. [ 0 ] [0.00%]I'm a male and now I'm thinking about lesbian gymnasts having sex. [ 25 ] [75.76%]I'm a male and now I'm thinking about the epic movie: Gymkata. [ 7 ] [21.21%]

Total Votes: 33FEB. 7, 2011Because I Can't Read a Thread Anymore Without Wanting a Poll AttachedWhere should Randy go on vacation?

• New York [ 24 ] [75.00%]
  
• Boston [ 8 ] [25.00%]

Should the courts be involved in whether someone (besides minors) has sex or not?

• Only in the most extreme cases. [ 13 ] [40.62%]
  
• Yes, legislate it up. [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• Never. [ 9 ] [28.12%]
  
• This can only hurt my chances. [ 8 ] [25.00%]

On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest degree (duh)), how bad was GeeWhiz f'd over?

• 1 - the police did everything right [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• 2 [ 6 ] [18.75%]
  
• 3 [ 9 ] [28.12%]
  
• 4 [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• 5 [ 6 ] [18.75%]
  
• 6 [ 5 ] [15.62%]
  
• 7 [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• 8 [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• 9 [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• 10 - the police did everything wrong [ 0 ] [0.00%]

Which set of commercials did you enjoy the most?

• Bud Light [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Doritos [ 7 ] [21.88%]
  
• Various car commercials [ 4 ] [12.50%]
  
• Various movie trailers [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Pepsi [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Coke [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Brisk [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• GoDaddy [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Snickers [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• CareerBuilder [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• etrade [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Best Buy [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Jack in the Box [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Other [ 13 ] [40.62%]

Which set of commercials did you think sucked the most?

• Bud Light [ 4 ] [12.50%]
  
• Doritos [ 6 ] [18.75%]
  
• Various car commercials [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• Various movie trailers [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Pepsi [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• Coke [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• Brisk [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• GoDaddy [ 7 ] [21.88%]
  
• Snickers [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• CareerBuilder [ 1 ] [3.12%]
  
• etrade [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Best Buy [ 2 ] [6.25%]
  
• Jack in the Box [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Other [ 6 ] [18.75%]

How do you answer poll questions?

• Don't read the thread; don't view results. [ 12 ] [37.50%]
  
• Don't read the thread, but view results. [ 3 ] [9.38%]
  
• Read the thread, but don't view results. [ 9 ] [28.12%]
  
• Read the thread and view results. [ 8 ] [25.00%]

Total Votes: 32FEB. 3, 2011Super BowlWill you be watching the Super Bowl?

• FOOTBALL!!! [ 33 ] [73.33%]
  
• I don't care about football, but it's an event, so yeah. [ 3 ] [6.67%]
  
• I want to, but simply cannot due to circumstances out of my control. [ 5 ] [11.11%]
  
• I'm not American. [ 4 ] [8.89%]

Where are you watching it?

• At home by myself. [ 6 ] [13.33%]
  
• At home with a few friends and/or family members. [ 11 ] [24.44%]
  
• At a friend's house with a small group. [ 8 ] [17.78%]
  
• At a bar or restaurant type place. [ 6 ] [13.33%]
  
• I'm hosting a big party at my home. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• At a friend's house for a big party. [ 7 ] [15.56%]
  
• At the game, bitches. [ 0 ] [0.00%]
  
• Um, I just told you I'm not watching. [ 7 ] [15.56%]

Should the Super Bowl be on a Saturday?

• Yes, I need the next day to recover. [ 13 ] [28.89%]
  
• No, NFL football is on Sundays (and Mondays and the occasional Thursday and Saturdays only for the first two rounds of the playoffs). [ 21 ] [46.67%]
  
• I don't care either way. [ 11 ] [24.44%]

What is your go-to food for the game?

• Pizza [ 14 ] [31.11%]
  
• Wings [ 7 ] [15.56%]
  
• Snacks (chips, popcorn, nuts, etc.) [ 3 ] [6.67%]
  
• BBQ [ 1 ] [2.22%]
  
• I'll cook up something special. [ 3 ] [6.67%]
  
• Beer [ 12 ] [26.67%]
  
• SPEEEEEEEEDZ!!!!!!! [ 5 ] [11.11%]

Will you be gambling on the game?

• I have a friendly wager on the game. [ 6 ] [13.33%]
  
• I'm betting on everything from the national anthem to the Gatorade bath. [ 9 ] [20.00%]
  
• I'll buy a square. [ 7 ] [15.56%]
  
• No [ 23 ] [51.11%]

Alright, who you got?

• Steelers (+2.5) [ 17 ] [37.78%]
  
• Packers (-2.5) [ 28 ] [62.22%]

Total Votes: 45FEB. 2, 2011Groundhog DayIf he sees his shadow, that means more winter, but if he sees his shadow that must mean the sun is out, so when did we decide that meant more winter? That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, what's up with that? [ 8 ] [24.24%]No, there's a perfectly good reason for it to be that way. It's because... [ 1 ] [3.03%]The groundhog knows; it is not our place to question it. [ 24 ] [72.73%]

How long was Bill Murray trapped in that day?

Less than 6 months [ 7 ] [21.21%]6 months to a year [ 2 ] [6.06%]1 - 2 years [ 9 ] [27.27%]2 - 5 years [ 5 ] [15.15%]5 - 10 years [ 2 ] [6.06%]10+ years [ 8 ] [24.24%]

Why would anybody steal a groundhog?

I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert. [ 10 ] [30.30%]There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. [ 23 ] [69.70%]

Total Votes: 33JAN. 31, 2011From the Sick Thread FilesHow much do you pay on a first date?

All of it [ 25 ] [86.21%]Half [ 1 ] [3.45%]None [ 2 ] [6.90%]More than half, but not quite everything. [ 1 ] [3.45%]

Your first kiss attempts have been rejected three times (with rational explanations), but your date still wants to go on dates with you.

No problem at all; the timing just hasn't been right. [ 2 ] [6.90%]She's not that into me, but she doesn't hate me, so there's still time. [ 6 ] [20.69%]I'm on the fast track to Friendsville. [ 21 ] [72.41%]

Which is most deserving of life?

Dogs [ 14 ] [31.82%]Cats [ 9 ] [20.45%]Cows [ 2 ] [4.55%]I don't really care either way, so I'm going to vote for "timwakefield isn't allowed to post about this in here." [ 10 ] [22.73%]Goddammit [ 9 ] [20.45%]

Qdoba

Q-Doo-bah [ 2 ] [6.90%]Q-doe-buh [ 12 ] [41.38%]Q-Doe-Ba [ 15 ] [51.72%]

Total Votes: 29JAN. 28, 2011Sarah Palin EditionWould you have sex with Sarah Palin?

Yeah, she's kinda hot. [ 24 ] [60.00%]Eww. [ 10 ] [25.00%]Sex is sex. [ 6 ] [15.00%]

Ok, but Steampunk Palin, what's going on there?

Makes me want to punch her in the face. [ 16 ] [40.00%]Makes me want to bang her. [ 24 ] [60.00%]

Which version of Sarah Palin are you imagining having sex with?

VP Candidate [ 4 ] [10.00%]Steampunk [ 1 ] [2.50%]College slut [ 23 ] [57.50%]Hunter [ 3 ] [7.50%]Dude, I'm not having sex with her. ****. [ 9 ] [22.50%]

Wait, wtf is Steampunk Palin?

*shrug* [ 30 ] [75.00%]I googled it. [ 10 ] [25.00%]

Total Votes: 40JAN. 27, 2011Shake's Poop PollHow many times a day do you poop on average?

Less than one [ 5 ] [12.50%]One [ 18 ] [45.00%]Two [ 8 ] [20.00%]Three [ 5 ] [12.50%]El Guapo [ 2 ] [5.00%]Five or more [ 2 ] [5.00%]

When is your first poop of the day?

First thing in the morning [ 12 ] [30.00%]Before noon [ 12 ] [30.00%]After noon [ 9 ] [22.50%]Evening [ 7 ] [17.50%]

Do you poop in public restrooms?

Sure [ 28 ] [70.00%]Oh hell no [ 12 ] [30.00%]

If you are in a public restroom, do you talk to strangers while going?

Yes [ 4 ] [10.00%]No [ 36 ] [90.00%]

Could you not please?

Nah, I'll keep doing it. [ 9 ] [22.50%]Whatever. [ 31 ] [77.50%]

Total Votes: 40JAN. 26, 2011What is the best type of pizza?

• Chicago [ 11 ] [30.56%]
  
• New York [ 15 ] [41.67%]
  
• Other [ 10 ] [27.78%]

Umm?

• I support the current levels of parole violation punishments. [ 16 ] [44.44%]
  
• We should have harsher sentencing guidelines. [ 20 ] [55.56%]

Do you want a boy or a man?

Boy [ 12 ] [33.33%]Man [ 24 ] [66.67%]

Total Votes: 36

[wsox8]

It's nice to be first in something in life. I knew I wasn't a complete failure.

[Balloon guy]

I would like to see a poll on how many people support the current levels of parole violation punishments or if we should have harsher sentencing guidelines.That and Chicago pizza vs New York vs the rest of the country.Those two things

[SuitedAces21]

you have to ask yourself if you want a boy, or a man. i know how i'd choose.

[SBriand]

Balloon guy, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 1:21 PM, said:

That and Chicago pizza vs New York vs the rest of the country.

Do you believe that Chicago Pizza is deep dish?

[Mercury69]

Pizza > Montreal pizzaParole > Harsher guidelinesBoy or Man > Boy

[Governator]

Would standard pizza hut pizza be considered chicago style? I assumed yes so I chose that.

[FCP Bob]

Governator, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 2:48 PM, said:

Would standard pizza hut pizza be considered chicago style? I assumed yes so I chose that.

Hell NoThis is what Chicago Style Pizza looks like.

[Skeleton Jelly]

That's gross.I like thick crust pizzas, but not really deep dish. I voted NY.

[nutzbuster]

Skeleton Jelly, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 1:12 PM, said:

That's gross.I like thick crust pizzas, but not really deep dish. I voted NY.

word

[SBriand]

Maybe this will bring mk back because he was adamant that deep dish never was or is the style of Chicago pizza. I personally disagree.

[ajs510]

FCP Bob, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 2:55 PM, said:

Hell NoThis is what Chicago Style Pizza looks like.

You're killing me Bob...I'm about ready to jump in my truck and drive to Chicago right now for one of those.

[AmScray]

Balloon guy, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 10:21 AM, said:

I would like to see a poll on how many people support the current levels of parole violation punishments or if we should have harsher sentencing guidelines.

Most people don't know what the "sentencing guidelines" are for "parole violation" - so, asking this question in an open and abstract way will almost invariably result in a "YES! MORE!" answer- which is precisely why there are people serving decades in prisons for simple possession of drugs, etc, etc. There's almost always some political capital to be had when crowing for the "MORE AND HARSHER SENTENCING!" method- and we've been servicing that sentiment for 30 years now. As a result, our criminal justice system is such a gigantic failure that it's usually #1 or #2 on the list of "Things the US Does Wrong" as published anywhere outside the US. So, lets break it down:Someone is on parole and commits murder: Don't know what the guidelines are, but life in prison or death are suitable optionsSomeone is on parole and commits robbery: Don't know what the sentencing guidelines are, but this person should probably get hit with a stiff sentenceSomeone is on parole and commits a rape: Adios for a long, long time....Someone is on parole and gets busted with a nickle bag of pot: Who caresSomeone is on parole, gets pulled over for failure to fully stop at a sign, the cop runs their name and sees they're on parole, then immediately starts acting abusive towards them- they tell the cop to **** off, then the cop proceeds to beat the shit out of him and once cuffed, charges them with the usual made-up bullshit- resisting arrest, battery on a law enforcement officer, etc, etc, etc- how about that guy? What do we sentence him to? Because he's a lot more common than the parolee-murder or the parolee-rapist. He just doesn't make the news. Someone is on parole and cannot get a job, no matter how hard they try. After day 37 of hitting the bricks and being turned down everywhere they apply, they're now homeless. On day 72 of repeating the same process with no result, he's starting to get hungry but the shelter is closed that day.... He boosts a 40 of Mickeys and a few hot dogs from 7-11 and gets caught. How about him? What are the 'guideline ranges' for him?Speaking from first hand experience, pound for pound, yes, most people involved in the criminal justice system are scumbags who you wouldn't want as neighbors, so it's easy to just not care how we treat them- what snares we set up to line up with their lower-brow behavior types, to ensure they stay locked up or otherwise 'involved' in the system... But it's still totally wrong.

[JubilantLankyLad]

ajs510, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 12:30 PM, said:

You're killing me Bob...I'm about ready to jump in my truck and drive to Chicago right now for one of those.

What, you can't get lasagna in Rochester?

[LongLiveYorke]

AmScray, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 3:48 PM, said:

Most people don't know what the "sentencing guidelines" are for "parole violation"

Stunned that this wasn't a post about Chicago pizza.

[AmScray]

SBriand, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 12:19 PM, said:

Maybe this will bring mk back because he was adamant that deep dish never was or is the style of Chicago pizza. I personally disagree.

Pan Pizzas are "Chicago Style Pizza" to people who don't live in Chicago- and just to set the record straight, the pizza seen in the photo is a stuffed pizza, in the deep-dish family. Ask any pizzeria in Chicago what they deliver most to Chicago residents, the answer is thin crust, although I almost always eat pan pizza when I eat pizza.

[JubilantLankyLad]

AmScray, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 12:54 PM, said:

Pan Pizzas are "Chicago Style Pizza" to people who don't live in Chicago- and just to set the record straight, the pizza seen in the photo is a stuffed pizza, in the deep-dish family. Ask any pizzeria in Chicago what they deliver most to Chicago residents, the answer is thin crust, although I almost always eat pan pizza when I eat pizza.

So if even Chicagoans don't order "Chicago Style Pizza"^* doesn't that just mean that even most Chicagoans agree New York Style pizza is superior (even if you order it in Chicago)?* saying that because people from other locations are responsible for the designation makes it false is asinine - you can have the same argument about "chinese" food vs "chinese food" but no one gets all huffy if you say you like chinese food because you like chop suey

[ajs510]

JubilantLankyLad, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 3:48 PM, said:

What, you can't get lasagna in Rochester?

Heh, that does look exactly like lasagna on crust, now that you mention it.

[AmScray]

JubilantLankyLad, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 2:01 PM, said:

So if even Chicagoans don't order "Chicago Style Pizza"^* doesn't that just mean that even most Chicagoans agree New York Style pizza is superior (even if you order it in Chicago)?* saying that because people from other locations are responsible for the designation makes it false is asinine - you can have the same argument about "chinese" food vs "chinese food" but no one gets all huffy if you say you like chinese food because you like chop suey

Don't worry. Sometimes, I hate logic too."Chicago Style Pizza" as classified by people not from Chicago is usually pan pizza- chiefly because that's how pan pizza gets marketed in ad campaigns whenever national chain pizzerias do a pan pizza product run- in spite of the fact that Chicago has a native thin-crust pizza that is more likely to be eaten by people who actually live in Chicago.Chicago Style Thin Crust is more accurately characterized as "Chicago Style Pizza" since pound for pound, more Chicagoans in Chicago eat that type of pizza over the pan pizza, which has come to be termed "Chicago Style Pizza" by people not from Chicago- and not because it *is* Chicago style pizza, but because they watch a lot of TV and TV says it is. It's one of those falsehoods that has been accepted as fact by a larger group of people than those who actually know the truth.

[Balloon guy]

AmScray, on Wednesday, January 26th, 2011, 12:48 PM, said:

Most people don't know what the "sentencing guidelines" are for "parole violation" - so, asking this question in an open and abstract way will almost invariably result in a "YES! MORE!" answer- which is precisely why there are people serving decades in prisons for simple possession of drugs, etc, etc. There's almost always some political capital to be had when crowing for the "MORE AND HARSHER SENTENCING!" method- and we've been servicing that sentiment for 30 years now. As a result, our criminal justice system is such a gigantic failure that it's usually #1 or #2 on the list of "Things the US Does Wrong" as published anywhere outside the US. So, lets break it down:Someone is on parole and commits murder: Don't know what the guidelines are, but life in prison or death are suitable optionsSomeone is on parole and commits robbery: Don't know what the sentencing guidelines are, but this person should probably get hit with a stiff sentenceSomeone is on parole and commits a rape: Adios for a long, long time....Someone is on parole and gets busted with a nickle bag of pot: Who caresSomeone is on parole, gets pulled over for failure to fully stop at a sign, the cop runs their name and sees they're on parole, then immediately starts acting abusive towards them- they tell the cop to **** off, then the cop proceeds to beat the shit out of him and once cuffed, charges them with the usual made-up bullshit- resisting arrest, battery on a law enforcement officer, etc, etc, etc- how about that guy? What do we sentence him to? Because he's a lot more common than the parolee-murder or the parolee-rapist. He just doesn't make the news. Someone is on parole and cannot get a job, no matter how hard they try. After day 37 of hitting the bricks and being turned down everywhere they apply, they're now homeless. On day 72 of repeating the same process with no result, he's starting to get hungry but the shelter is closed that day.... He boosts a 40 of Mickeys and a few hot dogs from 7-11 and gets caught. How about him? What are the 'guideline ranges' for him?Speaking from first hand experience, pound for pound, yes, most people involved in the criminal justice system are scumbags who you wouldn't want as neighbors, so it's easy to just not care how we treat them- what snares we set up to line up with their lower-brow behavior types, to ensure they stay locked up or otherwise 'involved' in the system... But it's still totally wrong.

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