BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 This is the greatest show in the history of time. The situation is the greatest man alive. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 Conversely, Cockblocking Angelina is terrible. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 Bill Simmons makes a great point about the quality of J-Wow's tits. I've only seen fake tits hat bad on terrible strippers Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 yeah this was pretty entertaining. the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 yeah this was pretty entertaining. the chick who brought the puking guy back looks like a sure-fire train wreck.lol? All 8 of them ( except for MAYBE vinnie) are trainwrecks. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Long Island needs to be bombed Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 lol? All 8 of them ( except for MAYBE vinnie) are trainwrecks.true, but i see this one(snookie i think it was?) ending up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped or possibly getting gang raped by the bouncers at one of those clubs. don't see that happening to any of the others Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 true, but i see this one(snookie i think it was?) ending up in the hospital getting her stomach pumped or possibly getting gang raped by the bouncers at one of those clubs. don't see that happening to any of the othersLOL really? All 4 of them strike me as potential gang rape victims, stomach pump recipients. Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 LOL really? All 4 of them strike me as potential gang rape victims, stomach pump recipients.well that one you mentioned before is going to be too busy **** blocking/being a pain in the ass to have any fun(fun being getting too f'd up to the point of needing your stomach pumped) so she should be ok.i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 well that one you mentioned before is going to be too busy **** blocking/being a pain in the ass to have any fun(fun being getting too f'd up to the point of needing your stomach pumped) so she should be ok.i could see jwow letting the guys run a train on her i guess, boyfriend be damned.Yeah, but if you remember at the club, she was all over this wrestler guy, and disappeared with him. Just because she says she's faithful, and calls other girls whores, doesn't mean she's not a whore. First night out, she's cheating on her boyfriend. The next day she claimed she didn't remember, which either means she's a lying whore, or a black out drunk ( whom are very likely for gang rape).Don't get me wrong ,snook's got problems, but so do all of these girls. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Where's Schnickers? Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Where's Schnickers?or snookems or snuggie, why can't anyone say her name right? But yeah I'm from Long Island, I can't freakin stand these kids. You know its bad when they began to keep hair gel in the bathroom at the gym for people....but the entertainment value of this show is great Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 You know, I was going to say something like '" yeah, if I had to deal with these guys every day, I'd hate them too, but on TV they are hilarious"....BUT........I think if I dealt with them every day, I would never, ever stop loving them and laughing at them to myself. This show is, I swear to god, making me really, really want to move to the jersey coast. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I love this show. It reminds me of college all over again. Luckily, there werent too many, but just enough to laugh at all of them without fear. The Situation is god.And, even though she's a huge cockblock, I find Angelina the most attractive of the girls Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 This is the greatest show in the history of television. It's why the medium was created. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Time/Channel? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Time/Channel?Thursdays at 10pm EST on MTV, but it reairs over and over all week at odd times.I find it makes an offensive and unfair stereotype out of Italian-American dirtyballs, but I am a bit touchy when it comes to generalizing terrible people. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 The situation is the greatest man alive.I may or may not know someone who knows him. I'm looking into it, but I think I'm no more than 3 degrees removed from The Sitch. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 No, I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'M AN ADULT!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 No, I don't watch Jersey Shore. I'M AN ADULT!!!!!To watch this at my place, you would need the password to MTV. And I'll never tellllll..... Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I may or may not know someone who knows him. I'm looking into it, but I think I'm no more than 3 degrees removed from The Sitch.My friend has met snookie. One of snookies friends from the beginning of the episode (when shes getting in her car) goes to school with one of my friends. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 My friend has met snookie. One of snookies friends from the beginning of the episode (when shes getting in her car) goes to school with one of my friends. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Also this from Bill Simmons: Sami plays college soccer: http://www.wpupioneers.com/roster.aspx?rp_...0&path=wsoc Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Just watched the premiere last night.Unbelievably awesome. These people make me feel great about myself.Basically, the show is My New Haircut on steroids. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Conversely, Cockblocking Angelina is terrible. Bill Simmons makes a great point about the quality of J-Wow's tits. I've only seen fake tits hat bad on terrible strippersVery very true.I love this show. It reminds me of college all over again. Luckily, there werent too many, but just enough to laugh at all of them without fear. The Situation is god.And, even though she's a huge cockblock, I find Angelina the most attractive of the girlsIs it odd that I don't find any of the women attractive? Once they talk, my dick shrivels up.If I was forced to screw one of them at gunpoint, it would probably be Sammi, though maybe Angelina. Link to post Share on other sites
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