BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I'm afraid of dying in my sleep, or in my coma, or in some other state, where I'm not aware of my own death. People find that weird, but if that's going to be my last moments of existence, my last experience, I want to get my monies worth. I want to experience death, until the very last moment. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 While I can understand that, I fear being acutely aware of my last moments and the sadness and anger that will come with a life wasted. Slipping away without that might be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Here's some thing to cheer you up. If you'd lived a life of great courage and accomplishment and of tremendous fulfillment, and in those last few moments you could look back at a life well lived... you will still be just as dead when those moments pass. Don't beat yourself up, no matter how great or small we are, we're all wormfood in the end. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Essay's Top Ten Elvis Songs 1. Bossa Nova ( ) 2. Suspicious Minds ( ) 3. It's Now or Never ( ) 4. Return to Sender ( ) 5. Hound Dog ( ) 6. Jailhouse Rock ( ) 7. Blue Suede Shoes ( ) 8. Viva Las Vegas ( ) 9. Heartbreak Hotel ( ) 10. Don't Be Cruel ( ) Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Essay's Top Ten Elvis Songs 1. Bossa Nova ( ) 2. Suspicious Minds ( ) 3. It's Now or Never ( ) 4. Return to Sender ( ) 5. Hound Dog ( ) 6. It's Now or Never ( ) 7. Blue Suede Shoes ( ) 8. Viva Las Vegas ( ) 9. Heartbreak Hotel ( ) 10. Don't Be Cruel ( ) I don't want to be cruel but Its "Now or Never" to make sure that your top 10 list is in proper order Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 that's a demerit for you. napa, update his file. Link to post Share on other sites
GOCUBSGO 77 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Easily one of your worst lists. I'll take whatever punishment comes with that opinion. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Easily one of your worst lists. I'll take whatever punishment comes with that opinion. Once you see that the list omits Jailhouse Rock, you really can't take it seriously Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Easily one of your worst lists. I'll take whatever punishment comes with that opinion. take two demerits. one for you, and one for joe maddon. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Once you see that the list omits Jailhouse Rock, you really can't take it seriously i see what happened. i was editing the list and accidentally put it's now or never on twice. once in spot six where jailhouse rock belongs. it's just your post was so incomprehensible i didn't even catch it. so your demerit stands. terrible joke on your part and it wasn't appreciated. Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 i see what happened. i was editing the list and accidentally put it's now or never on twice. once in spot six where jailhouse rock belongs. it's just your post was so incomprehensible i didn't even catch it. so your demerit stands. terrible joke on your part and it wasn't appreciated. You had me confused for a moment. I thought maybe Elvis recorded "Oh Sole Mio". Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 i accept your apology. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Never meant shit to me 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 a glutton for punishment, big d earns another demerit. Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Shouldn't I get a positive demerit for alerting you to your error? I could have said nothing and then the whole world would have looked in wonder at your mistake for all of eternity Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 i award essay tokens to those who truly deserve them. and you, my good man, certainly do not. i would have fixed it sooner if not distracted by your meddlesome antics. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Straight up racist, simple and plain, mother fck him and john wayne Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Bob, please ban McGee from this thread for 12 hours. I hate to have to resort to this but he just will not relent. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Can we get a top ten items at Panda Express? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Top Ten Approximate Synonyms for "Dinner" or if you can only come up with 3, don't worry friend, it's a hard list, just start coming up with sitcom title ideas 1. Supper 2. Food 3. Dinner time 4. Black People Living in the Same House as White People 5. Seinfeld 2 6. "The Tetrahedron Hypothesis" 7. Planet Mirth (this is actually a sketch comedy show) 8. Enemies (an irreverent take on Friends. Ross is the only character we could get to sign on, probably, so it's basically now a courtroom show with Ross as the judge and now the title makes no sense) 9. Seinfeld 3 10. Can I Get AIDS From Doing This? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Permanent ban for you sir. Don't ever post in his hallowed thread again. Link to post Share on other sites
The Opulent Gentleman 79 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I did not realize this was your thread! My Deepest Apologies 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Bob, your asleep at the wheel here. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Bob, your asleep at the wheel here. *you're 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 *you're Asleep at the Wheel is a selftitled album by Austin-based Alt-Country pioneers Asleep at the Wheel. SA was referring to Bob's copy of that album. I agree that he should have capitalized it, but then again I should have italicized it. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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